DDN, I'm just a trolling you all!

[Insomniac]

That Robe of the Archmagi and a Pearl of Power Heroism=LOLOLOL everybody has got to roll Natty 20s to save and if you get a way to force
Disadvantage they've got to roll back to back Natty 20s.

That isn't even out of bounds (see what I did there?).
What high level Wizard or Sorcerer wouldn't want to become acknowledged in-game as an Archmagi and rock the pimpin' robes to prove it?

The entire Bestiary rolls over to mountain dwarves with Blur on them.
Aahahaha.

[shadzar]

not everyone likes Planescape and Spelljammer to connect all the worlds, so keep it out of core.

Uh, core's always had the Great Wheel and multiple primes, dude. Folding spelljammer into the astral plane was brilliant in 4e. One of the few useful things they managed.

but it didnt have some stupid setting detailing AL the planes as some adventure in themselves. Gary and Frank both say the game breaks down at a certain level. Immortals tells you prior to 4E to jsut throw your character sheet away and start a new one in a new game when you want to fight gods.

people should be able to link the worlds and whatever however they want, IF they want in their own games. Spelljammer was cute to fuck over LW and her want for Buck Rogers to be loved, when it wasn't. that time has passed.

. http://www.wizards.com/DnD/Article.aspx ... d/20131106 .

Riddle of the Sphinx
By James Wyatt

Way back at the beginning of the year, I talked about sphinxes, trying to get past the high-school drama of the great love triangle and find some mythic resonance there. My efforts got me only so far, and your response was lukewarm.

because there is no fucking "high school" in D&D, and your ideas suck. you were lucky they were only lukewarm at the time and werent preparing your funeral pyre as it seems HASBRO and WotC are ready to start more layoffs of bad writers. you name has to be at the top of the list.

Here's the nutshell summary: Sphinxes are guardians, placed by the gods, that test the worth of those who seek access to whatever they protect.

so.... you went and read on some other mythological creatures than the ones found in "holy bible"? and now you wish to use the thing as it was created for the game which is the mythological equivalent?

so you know your ideas and story nonsense suck, so why don't you just quit, tell WotC to truthfully reprint the lore about monsters from the past or mythology where they come from and same them the cost of YOUR paycheck, and jsut hire an intern to read an encyclopedia and write down what the monsters are were and combine that into something with 1e and 2e monsters to have a flavorful descriptor for them all?

i don't care who wrote your article for you this week, though someone obviously has to since you don't understand the material, but all the article says is:

I an James Wyatt, and I am a fuck up.

Let's talk about Sphinxes in D&D.

Sphinxes are sphinxes.

You people don't care about what I think, cause I suck.

Oh, here's another poll we will pad with results in our favor even though you have seen through our bullshit since the playtest began and have called us on our lies every step of the way as we grovel and beg and plead to keep our jobs even though we are incompetent for them.

[shadzar]

. http://www.wizards.com/DnD/Article.aspx ... d/20131113 .

Wandering Monster article finally talks about wandering mosnters...after 2 years?