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you need to have 2800 XP to get it all maxed out.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Well, it really depends what the restrictions on said 15-page papers were.

Because I could easily cut-n-paste my way up to several dozen such papers on the subject of something like Josh_Kablack's RPG-related internet postings.
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Prak_Anima wrote:...you got that it was a joke about air men, right?
You got that it was a dumb joke, right? Because in 1938, a team of three female pilots performed a Moscow-to-Far East flight, setting the world distance record for piston planes and the world distance record for women. And it wasn't a publicity stunt (see Tereshkova); they were among many women who chose an awesome profession and succeeded in no small part thanks to a widely implemented policy of affirmative action. The captain, Polina Osipenko, was a fighter pilot instructor. She died a year later in a plane crash, and her ashes were entombed in the Kremlin wall. So don't you go shitting on the 1930s Soviets for alleged misogyny; it wouldn't start until Khrushchev, and wouldn't end until--
--oh wait, a year ago, students were denied admittance to a prestigious de jure mixed-gender public school for the crime of lacking cocks. No c*nts in IT, either.
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Stahlseele wrote:you need to have 2800 XP to get it all maxed out.
You only need 1000XP for the only thing that matters, which is to turn in an old test with all the correct answers under Royal whatevers.
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Male pilots, especially military pilots, have a reputation for being chauvinistic and arrogant. This may be different outside of the US, I don't know.
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Guess what Pikachu looks like if you remove ears, arms, tail-
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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A potato?! You fiends!
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No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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I was thinking more something you might find in a barrel around here...
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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That's just you seeing what you want to see Prak. Don't worry, it doesn't say anything about you.
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Nothing I don't already say about myself, anyway.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Given there are already something like seven existing pokemon that look like dicks, that's not really a big deal.
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But no potatoes, those puritanical bastards!

Also, potatoes can go on barrels!
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Krampus!
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Gallery of more nightmare fuel.
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Krampess!
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Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
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K wrote:Krampus!
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Gallery of more nightmare fuel.
A photographer did a series on European traditional festival costumes. The link doesn't have a full gallery - there's additional bits in various articles on the web.
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That is a 9.5' long, 8' tall dragon plush. It is also $13,499.

I kind of want it...
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Rest assured, you are not alone with that want . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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The first time I saw that, I thought the dragon was humping the rock.
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If that actually sells for 13k then clearly I have made terrible life decisions.
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DSMatticus wrote:If that actually sells for 13k then clearly I have made terrible life decisions.
"I'm in the wrong industry" has become something of a constant refrain for me.

Of course, if they added a dildo and/or fuckhole to it they could charge another $500-1000...
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Dragon cock, I walk.
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