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I should add that I know it's fake, but it's still funny.
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My son makes me laugh. Maybe he'll make you laugh, too.
One for you, Ancient History.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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I don't have nice things to say about fleshlights, mine split after a few uses. (Which I am pretty sure means the silicone was faulty or something). I paid too much for that to only get a couple uses out of it (although it was in fact cheaper than 3 dates so maybe I'm looking at it incorrectly)
Anway, enjoy random pictures:
Anway, enjoy random pictures:
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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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*golf clap*
*golf clap*
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Not a macro, but still really cool.
DSMatticus wrote:Again, look at this fucking map you moron. Take your finger and trace each country's coast, then trace its claim line. Even you - and I say that as someone who could not think less of your intelligence - should be able to tell that one of these things is not like the other.
Kaelik wrote:I invented saying mean things about Tussock.
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I have a feeling I don't want to see the rest of some of those images...Avoraciopoctules wrote:http://i.imgur.com/MfDawgl.png
In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
Only the frontmost boxes are upside down. It's almost certainly a prank.
Vebyast wrote:Here's a fun target for Major Creation: hydrazine. One casting every six seconds at CL9 gives you a bit more than 40 liters per second, which is comparable to the flow rates of some small, but serious, rocket engines. Six items running at full blast through a well-engineered engine will put you, and something like 50 tons of cargo, into space. Alternatively, if you thrust sideways, you will briefly be a fireball screaming across the sky at mach 14 before you melt from atmospheric friction.
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So, obviously the whole sarkeesian mess is still far from over and i just saw this being posted elsewhere . . and i am not sure wether to laugh or cry.
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
This is definitely a joke, while "Reject Men's Rights" is on the fence between parody and an unfortunately phrased statement of opposition to the Men's Rights movement, "reject gaming culture" can't be anything but a joke on rejecting rape culture. Also, boycotting any game that portrays any woman negatively or sexually, and the italics at the end make a lot more sense as a parody word-swap than anything ales.
Naturally, there are SJWs who support this completely straight because of course they are.
Naturally, there are SJWs who support this completely straight because of course they are.
I like that they don't play games that don't pass the Bechdel test.
Because when I am playing pong, all I can think of his how much better the game would be with skirts and words bouncing back and forth.
I mean, I'm sure it is a parody, but like, tons of video games are just games about robots shooting robots with no conversations at all. Concerns about conversations make at least some kind of sense in movies, where mostly narrative events occur and are communicated by talking with each other. But for fucks sake, they are games. Their primary attribute is interactivity. You shouldn't care if people are having conversations at all.
Because when I am playing pong, all I can think of his how much better the game would be with skirts and words bouncing back and forth.
I mean, I'm sure it is a parody, but like, tons of video games are just games about robots shooting robots with no conversations at all. Concerns about conversations make at least some kind of sense in movies, where mostly narrative events occur and are communicated by talking with each other. But for fucks sake, they are games. Their primary attribute is interactivity. You shouldn't care if people are having conversations at all.
The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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i wonder how big the #outcry would be if one were to simply replace exactly half of every enemy you have to fight, hurt, maim, destroy and kill with a clearly feminine variant . .
technically speaking, by their logic, we gamers actually are all raging mysoginists because for every single one female character we see, let alone interact with in games, we kill hundreds if not thousands of males . .
technically speaking, by their logic, we gamers actually are all raging mysoginists because for every single one female character we see, let alone interact with in games, we kill hundreds if not thousands of males . .
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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*snickers* ^^
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.