Mountain Dew
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Mountain Dew
So a store in my hometown had some cans for sale, and I tried one. Much to my surprise, It tasted just like Sprite (or 7up), except that it's green. What's up with that? By the way every (american) gamer talks about it, you'd think it was the frickin' nectar of the gods or something.
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Re: Mountain Dew
Heathen Infidel. Recant your blasphemeous assertion at once!!
"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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Re: Mountain Dew
It doesn't taste a damn thing like Sprite, it has grapefruit in it. Also, it is highly caffinated.
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Re: Mountain Dew
Maybe he got ahold of Mountain Dew: Baja Blast. That tastes like Sprite, albeit with the special secret ingredient 'Ass'.
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Don't bother trying to impress gamers. They're too busy trying to impress you to care.
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Re: Mountain Dew
...not like Mountain Dew Orange or Mountain Dew Black, both of which are awesome. BTW, while the bottle of regular Mountain Dew is green, the actual soda is yellow like the clear mountain snow melt it is made from. Like how Sprite looks green until you pour it into a cup - revealing it to be clear.
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Re: Mountain Dew
I haven't tried Black, but I like Code Red and Livewire(orange).
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Don't bother trying to impress gamers. They're too busy trying to impress you to care.
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Re: Mountain Dew
Montain Dew is uncool, not as bad as Dr. Pepper though.
Re: Mountain Dew
Nectar of the Gods Reference: It contains copious amounts of caffiene, allowing you to stay up late gaming.
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Re: Mountain Dew
It just makes me puke.
And I don't think any variant would not make me puke, for the record.
And I don't think any variant would not make me puke, for the record.
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Re: Mountain Dew
fbmf at [unixtime wrote:1095367347[/unixtime]]Nectar of the Gods Reference: It contains copious amounts of caffiene, allowing you to stay up late gaming.
Game On,
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Not in Canada. The government thought it would help people by making it illegal to add caffeine to clear beverages. For some reason they thought people couldn't tell that mountain dew was caffinated
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Re: Mountain Dew
I'm further worried that you crazy Canucks think the Dew is any way, shape, or form "clear."
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Re: Mountain Dew
They defined clear as anything that isn't brown. You'd think mountain dew could get off on a technicality since some teas are yellow.
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Re: Mountain Dew
Well, they're yellow as in light brown, and Mountain Dew is yellow as in Chernobyl Piss Yellow. There's a difference between them
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Woo, lets see you drink that stuff NOW!
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Woo, lets see you drink that stuff NOW!
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Re: Mountain Dew
When it comes to regular Mountain Dew or something else, I'll take Barq's. If it were between Code Red or Livewire and something else... It depends on how fruity I'm feeling.
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Re: Mountain Dew
I think I'd rather drink my own feces than drink Mountain dew.
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Re: The need for orthodoxy
Start with a simple heresy, like
and before long you get THE COLLAPSE OF CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT:
Much to my surprise, It tasted just like Sprite (or 7up), except that it's green.
and before long you get THE COLLAPSE OF CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT:
Count_Arioch_the_28th at [unixtime wrote:1095613115[/unixtime]]I think I'd rather drink my own feces than drink Mountain dew.
"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
Re: The need for orthodoxy
Josh, Mountain Dew makes this strange, bitter plaque film on the back of my tongue like no other soda pop.
Plus, it's bad for your teeth.
I still like it, though, when I simply must have a soda pop.
Plus, it's bad for your teeth.
I still like it, though, when I simply must have a soda pop.
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Re: The need for orthodoxy
Lago wrote:Mountain Dew makes this strange, bitter plaque film on the back of my tongue like no other soda pop.
That's how you know it's working.
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Re: The need for orthodoxy
Game On,
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