Tell me about Australia
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Tell me about Australia
I found some old thread where it was mentioned that Sydney has a 15m wall with a giant gear-gate protecting it, is that for real?
There was also a mention of how Aboriginals get killed in hit and run accidents (intentionally, does the driver back up on them?) and white Australians go unpunished.
All in all there seems to be many Denners from Australia who all have horrible stories of life there.
There was also a mention of how Aboriginals get killed in hit and run accidents (intentionally, does the driver back up on them?) and white Australians go unpunished.
All in all there seems to be many Denners from Australia who all have horrible stories of life there.
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Sure, here's a photo.OgreBattle wrote:I found some old thread where it was mentioned that Sydney has a 15m wall with a giant gear-gate protecting it, is that for real?
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I just heard a story this morning about a guy in California who got hit on the head by a seed pod from a tree that caused serious brain damage. The thing was 16 pounds, and they can grow as big as 40 pounds. Then, I find out the trees in the park aren't indigenous to the region; they're from Australia.Ancient History wrote:I think it's important to remember that Australia hates you. It has hated you since before you were born. And it wants nothing more than for you to die. All of you. It has bred nightmares for no other reason than this.
My first thought was "Of course Australia has murder trees."
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Billy Connolly did a great stand-up set about the perils of Australia.
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Ooh. What kind of tree was it?RobbyPants wrote:I just heard a story this morning about a guy in California who got hit on the head by a seed pod from a tree that caused serious brain damage. The thing was 16 pounds, and they can grow as big as 40 pounds. Then, I find out the trees in the park aren't indigenous to the region; they're from Australia.Ancient History wrote:I think it's important to remember that Australia hates you. It has hated you since before you were born. And it wants nothing more than for you to die. All of you. It has bred nightmares for no other reason than this.
My first thought was "Of course Australia has murder trees."
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Modern Family had an episode where the family went to Australia and Australia kept fucking up Phil.angelfromanotherpin wrote:Billy Connolly did a great stand-up set about the perils of Australia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVPNf2zAVpI
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Araucaria_bidwilliiMaj wrote:Ooh. What kind of tree was it?RobbyPants wrote:I just heard a story this morning about a guy in California who got hit on the head by a seed pod from a tree that caused serious brain damage. The thing was 16 pounds, and they can grow as big as 40 pounds. Then, I find out the trees in the park aren't indigenous to the region; they're from Australia.Ancient History wrote:I think it's important to remember that Australia hates you. It has hated you since before you were born. And it wants nothing more than for you to die. All of you. It has bred nightmares for no other reason than this.
My first thought was "Of course Australia has murder trees."
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Yeah, trees that drop heavy things on you (admittedly, plenty of countries have trees that do that), trees that explode, trees that sting you to death. But it's not like people just have those in their back yard.
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...er...Koumei wrote:Yeah, trees that drop heavy things on you... But it's not like people just have those in their back yard.
I keep a sign pinned to it to tell people not to stand there.
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Okay, yes, the heavy things part. But not the explosive trees (well, apart from ones that explode in fires, but if your house is in a bushfire, you have bigger problems) or the trees that sting you to death.
I just don't see the point on focusing on the trees that drop heavy things, and talking about how weird and Australian that is, when coconut trees are a thing.
I just don't see the point on focusing on the trees that drop heavy things, and talking about how weird and Australian that is, when coconut trees are a thing.
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Coconuts probably kill more people through sheer ubiquity alone, but you've clearly never handled a bunya pine cone before, they are like spikey bowling balls only bigger. Our tree, just a baby really, once dropped 33 in one season. When they hit a nearby retaining wall it makes a sound like a gunshot.Koumei wrote:I just don't see the point on focusing on the trees that drop heavy things
Though I'd say the most deadly plant in our garden is probably the local tree that gives you heart attacks...
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Thanks! I was reading about how durian trees are more deadly than sharks the other day, but I know durian isn't an Australian native.ckafrica wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Araucaria_bidwilliiMaj wrote:Ooh. What kind of tree was it?
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Yeah, ckafrica linked the one I mentioned. Durian trees are crazy, too. Bonus points: the fruit it drops smells horrendous (and is often banned on mass transit in countries where they're found). You're right that they're not from Australia.Maj wrote:Thanks! I was reading about how durian trees are more deadly than sharks the other day, but I know durian isn't an Australian native.ckafrica wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Araucaria_bidwilliiMaj wrote:Ooh. What kind of tree was it?
I've eaten durian. I don't plan on repeating the experience.
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Yet most of it's wildlife was getting devastated due to an infestation of rabbits.Ancient History wrote:I think it's important to remember that Australia hates you. It has hated you since before you were born. And it wants nothing more than for you to die. All of you. It has bred nightmares for no other reason than this.