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Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:05 pm

I know it's not Frank, but...

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:33 pm

Not enough swearing to be Frank, clearly.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:14 am

Shatner · Post by **Shatner** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:24 am

Good doggie.

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:37 am

That is the best possible version of that meme.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 3:08 pm

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:14 am

Zane Wylie over at http://realhumanskull.com - where he carves and sells real human skulls, as well as human bone rings, walking canes, etc. - is working on this decorative (and decadent!) wallhanger, with a handle carved from a human femur. Definitely a sword-like-object, but a spiffy-looking one - he hasn't posted pictures of the blade itself yet, but that's obviously being outsourced. The original (and possibly others - he's thinking of doing three more) are going to be sold on his site for about US$3,500 each, but if there's demand he might do more reasonably-priced versions with replica handles. Still not anything I'd want to actually swing, but damn that's pretty in a "hardcore metal cover" sort of way.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:19 am

Just . . why . .

Blade · Post by **Blade** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:17 am

For a moment I thought those semi-spherical things were some kind of weird bras.

Longes · Post by **Longes** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:34 pm

Stahlseele wrote:Just . . why . .

Why not? It's not like the owners need those skulls now.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:28 pm

Longes wrote:
Stahlseele wrote:Just . . why . .
Why not? It's not like the owners need those skulls now.

I am talking mainly about the sword hilt / handle part thing.
I mean, bones break even in top condition while inside the body.
Dry bones (read outside a body keeping them alive) can and will get pretty brittle over time, so why the hell use them as parts for weapons or stuff like that of all things?

Leress · Post by **Leress** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:48 pm

Stahlseele wrote: I am talking mainly about the sword hilt / handle part thing.
I mean, bones break even in top condition while inside the body.
Dry bones (read outside a body keeping them alive) can and will get pretty brittle over time, so why the hell use them as parts for weapons or stuff like that of all things?

I would assume they are for display purposes and not for use.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:21 pm

... Oh ...
never mind then . . .

angelfromanotherpin · Post by **angelfromanotherpin** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 2:40 pm

Actually tried my hand at a graphic design character sheet.

Not bad for a first fucking try, I think.

Longes · Post by **Longes** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 2:51 pm

It's a bit hard to read, especially the racial abilities field.

angelfromanotherpin · Post by **angelfromanotherpin** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 3:06 pm

Oh, I see ~17 things to do better next time. Still pretty happy.

hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 10:39 pm

Stahlseele wrote:
Longes wrote:
Stahlseele wrote:Just . . why . .
Why not? It's not like the owners need those skulls now.
I am talking mainly about the sword hilt / handle part thing.
I mean, bones break even in top condition while inside the body.
Dry bones (read outside a body keeping them alive) can and will get pretty brittle over time, so why the hell use them as parts for weapons or stuff like that of all things?

Intimidation factor. You charge at someone wielding a sword with a human femur hilt, they'll probably shit themselves. It also completely you're skull-helmeted barbarian ensemble.

shau · Post by **shau** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 3:32 am

angelfromanotherpin wrote:Not bad for a first fucking try, I think.

I like it.

Maxus · Post by **Maxus** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:56 pm

I got to field-test my halloween costume early this year. After much consideration, I felt the cheapest option would be to buy a fake beard and be a ZZ Top member.

The sunglasses were also cheap. So cheap they were free.

...You Lost Me · Post by **...You Lost Me** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:04 am

angelfromanotherpin wrote:Actually tried my hand at a graphic design character sheet.

I don't see the ability to search out a forest.

Looks cool though.

virgil · Post by **virgil** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:39 pm

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:22 pm

Occluded Sun · Post by **Occluded Sun** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:19 pm

Isn't it illegal to own human skulls? I'm reasonably sure it is where I live.

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:34 pm

Occluded Sun wrote:Isn't it illegal to own human skulls? I'm reasonably sure it is where I live.

You mean you aren't Davis Aurini? Could have fooled me.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:42 pm

Occluded Sun wrote:Isn't it illegal to own human skulls? I'm reasonably sure it is where I live.

Nah, some US states have restrictions on buying and selling human bones, but that's about it. The artist gets most of his material from damaged medical displays.