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Will you do the other one afterwards?
I don't really play these games, but those two are so wicked cool to me as a fan of big mechs and steam punk/scifi
I don't really play these games, but those two are so wicked cool to me as a fan of big mechs and steam punk/scifi
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
I could.Stahlseele wrote:Will you do the other one afterwards?
I don't really play these games, but those two are so wicked cool to me as a fan of big mechs and steam punk/scifi
But, okay, here's a preview of Steam Warriors: It's about 120 pages and it's mostly in 20 page blocks, give or take a few pages per section. The big exception is there's only two pages of spells.
So it's 20 pages of feats, 20 pages of gear, 20 pages of PrCs, etc. So it's interesting to look over with an eye to editing and space. Maybe I'll tally up if it was a good page or a bad page.
Second Age of Walkers is meant to be "The setting aged along a few years". I remember it going into actual Dragonmech units--people who are actually on-call to fight dragons, rather than patrol or keep the peace or move freight--and Irontooth Clans and so on.
Steam Warriors is the much more mechsy and steampunk thing, though. There's even a PrC where you're basically Kroenen from the Hellboy movie.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Holy shit, someone find a copy of this and review it, please.
Omegonthesane wrote:a glass armonica which causes a target city to have horrific nightmares that prevent sleep
JigokuBosatsu wrote:so a regular glass armonica?
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A Classic Battletech OSSR.
I know my way around that a little bit, but i would like to read the Denizens (re)Views on the Matter.
Don't really care what gets reviewed either.
A Rulebook, a campaign book, something fluffy or crunchy . . i just enjoy the mad ramblings of you lot.
I know my way around that a little bit, but i would like to read the Denizens (re)Views on the Matter.
Don't really care what gets reviewed either.
A Rulebook, a campaign book, something fluffy or crunchy . . i just enjoy the mad ramblings of you lot.
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
Would anyone consider doing a retrospective or anatomy of failure on Warhammer 40k in general?
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I vote for the first Koumei/Frank teamup of Den history to write this.Mord wrote:Seconded with enthusiasm!Wiseman wrote:Would anyone consider doing a retrospective or anatomy of failure on Warhammer 40k in general?
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WH40K is 30 years old and has been doing monthly updates that radically change the competitive scene the entire time. Doing a review of WH40K as a whole would be like doing all of D&D or all of Magic. Not really practical for the drunk review format.
You could review an edition, and some people have. Or you could review a major sourcebook that changed the game a lot like Realms of Chaos, and some people have. But you're not going to get a Rogue Trader to 8th Edition retrospectacular, because such a thing would be way too superficial.
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You could review an edition, and some people have. Or you could review a major sourcebook that changed the game a lot like Realms of Chaos, and some people have. But you're not going to get a Rogue Trader to 8th Edition retrospectacular, because such a thing would be way too superficial.
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Yeah, you couldn't supply me with the kind of alcohol and spare livers needed for such a thing. That said, I'm amazed that 40k is nearly as old as I am (32), and you can legally soak the books in alcohol. Which is a good first step for my general recommendations of what to do with them.
Pro-tip: make sure it's at least 51% alcohol!
Pro-tip: make sure it's at least 51% alcohol!
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Reviewing more than a single edition at a time is probably too big of a task.Wiseman wrote:Would anyone consider doing a retrospective or anatomy of failure on Warhammer 40k in general?
An Edition-by-Edition series of reviews would be the closest thing to that.
So, perhaps OSSRs of WH40k editions/key-books that haven't already been covered?
So far there's been at least a couple of book that have been reviewed. As well, I'm pretty sure Koumei has reviewed 2-3 editions; but I can't think of where the extents of 40k reviews actually are.
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Which is not to say that I wouldn't do a tagteam review with Koumei about something 40k related. I would totally do that. But there's no chance we'd go through three hundred and sixty months of Hamlet typing monkeys making various twiddles and twaddles to the game. Sometimes you'd have a lot to say, like when they up and removed Squats from the setting and told everyone to go fuck themselves, sometimes you'd have a bit to say like when they printed a massive nerf to the Imperial Guard by making a codex that made their units cost 20% more points across the board because "fuck you, that's why." But a lot of the time we'd be just "this month they introduced a new melee-focused Marine Chapter that wasn't as good as the Blood Angels and no one fucking cared" or "Did you want special rules for playing battles on a specific planet you've never heard of and don't care about? Well, you got 'em."
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It could form the structure of the books being reviewed; and the explain the highlighted fails in editions in terms of a rulebook format.Chamomile wrote:Rather than being exhaustive, you could just discuss specific updates in random order until one or the other of you gets bored and call it there.
Setting/faction fluff, intro to tabletop wargaming, what units types exist/mean, how a table is set up, various aspects of gameplay: army lists, game objectives, deployment, and table setup. As well as play order: movement, shooting/psyker, assault, reconciliation, victory calculation. [The only reason I didn't initially add Rulebook Army Lists is that they're typically so limited in choices that no one considers them more than juryrigged at best.]
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The Gaming Den; where Mathematics are rigorously applied to Mythology.
While everyone's Philosophy is not in accord, that doesn't mean we're not on board.
While everyone's Philosophy is not in accord, that doesn't mean we're not on board.
Koumei/Frank tag team anything should be pretty awesome.
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Someone else have at it. I got about ten pages through this fucking thing before declaring it the bastard child of White Wolf and everything wrong with the late 80s/early 90s in terms of game design.JigokuBosatsu wrote:Holy shit, someone find a copy of this and review it, please.
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Actually, reviewing Rogue Trader seems like it could thread the needle for specificity and ranting about 40k in total for Frank and Koumei.
Disclaimer: I don't actually know anything about 40k other than /tg/ memes and Warp Cult, so have no idea if RT covers enough of the verse for that.
Disclaimer: I don't actually know anything about 40k other than /tg/ memes and Warp Cult, so have no idea if RT covers enough of the verse for that.
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K wrote:That being said, the usefulness of airships for society is still transporting cargo because it's an option that doesn't require a powerful wizard to show up for work on time instead of blowing the day in his harem of extraplanar sex demons/angels.
Chamomile wrote: See, it's because K's belief in leaving generation of individual monsters to GMs makes him Chaotic, whereas Frank's belief in the easier usability of monsters pre-generated by game designers makes him Lawful, and clearly these philosophies are so irreconcilable as to be best represented as fundamentally opposed metaphysical forces.
Whipstitch wrote:You're on a mad quest, dude. I'd sooner bet on Zeus getting bored and letting Sisyphus put down the fucking rock.
Zomg, getting seriously hype here.Koumei wrote:Actually, Frank and I have been talking, and will specifically review 3Ed 40k. Obviously it'll take some time.
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Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.
DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.