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Thaluikhain · Post by **Thaluikhain** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 6:31 am

Ok, yes, the ability to stretch out parts of your anatomy probably would lead to an unusual sex life, but that's the thing you're going for?

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:14 am

Ancient History wrote:Yeah. Hell, there was a Plastic Man tijuana bible.

Was it better than Jodorowsky's fanfic above?

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:37 pm

I know it exists, but I've never seen a copy.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:16 am

Ancient History wrote:Yeah. Hell, there was a Plastic Man tijuana bible.

Every time you expand my knowledge of the world, AH, my soul dies a tiny bit.

angelfromanotherpin · Post by **angelfromanotherpin** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:32 am

Prak wrote:
Ancient History wrote:Yeah. Hell, there was a Plastic Man tijuana bible.
Was it better than Jodorowsky's fanfic above?

Judge for thyself.

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:19 am

Wholly shit, be careful what videos you watch on twitter and elsewhere, there's a first person video of a mass shooting that the shooter broadcast being spread around.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:27 am

angelfromanotherpin wrote:
Prak wrote:
Ancient History wrote:Yeah. Hell, there was a Plastic Man tijuana bible.
Was it better than Jodorowsky's fanfic above?
Judge for thyself.

I think the worst part is that being a rapist doesn't seem that out of character for Plastic Man...

angelfromanotherpin · Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:03 am

Prak wrote:I think the worst part is that being a rapist doesn't seem that out of character for Plastic Man...

No it doesn't.

Iduno · Post by **Iduno** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:06 pm

Shrapnel wrote:
Ancient History wrote:Yeah. Hell, there was a Plastic Man tijuana bible.
Every time you expand my knowledge of the world, AH, my soul dies a tiny bit.

Huh. I liked AH's revelations because they're on the lighter side.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:09 pm

I mean, yeah, they're better than finding out about the existence of whip scorpions, or that Tom Ashbrook got fired from On Point, or that raw cookie dough will give you testicle cancer, but STILL, I mean... just... my world was slightly saner without the knowledge that Plastic Man shoved his stretchy dick through a woman's body and out her mouth.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:21 pm

Shrap, I am forced to think you just don't spend enough time online.

I didn't know that Plastic Man bodily fucked some woman in a Tijuana Bible prior to AH's link, and I never thought about it. I'm just not surprised in the slightest, because of course a comic character whose power is to control the shape and dimensions of his body has done so. It's a foregone conclusion. Like I don't need to "know" that some fat white guy has fucked on a pile of gold, but I know that some fat white guy has fucked on a pile of gold. Because... of course someone has had the opportunity and inclination, and when you're rich and white, you don't have much in the way of reasons to not follow through on weird shit like that.

Edit: honestly the only really surprising part was the quality of the thing. I thought Tijuana Bibles had at least some polish to them.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sat Mar 16, 2019 4:42 pm

https://peopleoflancaster.com/amish-bak ... opie-pies/

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:25 pm

@Prak

Honestly, besides here, a few wikis, the Nexus, Pornhub, Serebii, OAFE, and BigBadToyStore, I don't go out much. On the Internet, I mean.

Plus, I'm not surprised by the Tijuana bible, either. Just because I ain't surprised by something does not mean I want to know about it. Like, I know for a fact that Peanuts porn exists. I DON'T ever want to see it, though.

Thaluikhain · Post by **Thaluikhain** » Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:32 am

Ancient History wrote:https://peopleoflancaster.com/amish-bak ... opie-pies/

Why do that? Ok, maybe if it was legal, you could market it as some health gimmick or some fetish thing.

Username17 · Post by **Username17** » Tue Mar 19, 2019 2:17 pm

Ancient History wrote:https://peopleoflancaster.com/amish-bak ... opie-pies/

Just to point out: this is satire and not a real event.

-Username17

Thaluikhain · Post by **Thaluikhain** » Tue Mar 19, 2019 2:33 pm

That would explain that. Well, sort of, is there some Amish stereotype at work that I've missed?

Woot · Post by **Woot** » Tue Mar 19, 2019 4:01 pm

Living in the area, there are sterotypes about the Amish - some positive and some negative - but using breast milk in their baking isn't one of them.

Iduno · Post by **Iduno** » Tue Mar 19, 2019 6:14 pm

Thaluikhain wrote:
Ancient History wrote:https://peopleoflancaster.com/amish-bak ... opie-pies/
Why do that? Ok, maybe if it was legal, you could market it as some health gimmick or some fetish thing.

I thought people had done something similar? I'm not sure how to search that, though.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:30 pm

Someone once told me of a milk bar in New York that uses human breast milk, but I'm not sure how real that is.

Count Arioch the 28th · Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:24 am

Shrapnel wrote:I mean, yeah, they're better than finding out about the existence of whip scorpions,

What exactly is wrong with whipscorpions?

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 8:24 pm

Count Arioch the 28th wrote:
Shrapnel wrote:I mean, yeah, they're better than finding out about the existence of whip scorpions,
What exactly is wrong with whipscorpions?

They scary. That what wrong wid 'em.

Count Arioch the 28th · Sun Apr 14, 2019 3:18 am

https://m.soundcloud.com/rottendeadite/ ... ank-engine

Leress · Post by **Leress** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:44 am

Shrapnel wrote:Someone once told me of a milk bar in New York that uses human breast milk, but I'm not sure how real that is.

This is the closest I could find

https://www.theguardian.com/world/richa ... e-new-york

https://japandaily.jp/tokyo-serves-lactation-bars-2679/

Mask_De_H · Post by **Mask_De_H** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:46 am

Leress wrote:
Shrapnel wrote:Someone once told me of a milk bar in New York that uses human breast milk, but I'm not sure how real that is.
This is the closest I could find

https://www.theguardian.com/world/richa ... e-new-york

https://japandaily.jp/tokyo-serves-lactation-bars-2679/

There's really only one response for this

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 3:50 am

So this is from Pornhub yes but they are the most hottest videos I've ever seen.

https://www.pornhub.com/model/ryancreamer

No, seriously, these may be the best porn videos I've ever seen.