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So Gustav is making landfall in Louisiana in a few days, and so am I. I'll be off for three weeks, starting Saturday. No guaranty that there will be any internet there, so I'll likely be out of touch.

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You are off Red Crossing, I suppose?

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Yeesh. I'm probably going to be catching the eastern edge of it. And we just had Fay come through t'other day.

Soooo, Frank, how much experience have you had with hurricanes/tropical storms?
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fbmf wrote:You are off Red Crossing, I suppose?

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That's the plan.
Soooo, Frank, how much experience have you had with hurricanes/tropical storms?
Two hurricanes, two floods, one major earthquake, one major fire.

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All right, I feel better now.

I was going to give the Post-Hurricane comfort guide, which is basically tricks like using a black garbage bag and a bunch of Ziplocs to get reasonably hot water, and some stuff to have, but if you're going to be Red Crossing, I think you'll have stuff on hand.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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I was under the impression that hurricanes only got female names. What's up with Gustav? Has there been an equal rights movement among natural phenomena of a masculine persuasion?
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shirak wrote:I was under the impression that hurricanes only got female names. What's up with Gustav? Has there been an equal rights movement among natural phenomena of a masculine persuasion?
Every other tropical storm gets a male name. They stopped having only female names on the list in 1979.

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Not to make fun of the oncoming tragedy, but:

I would just like to point out that Focus on the Family actively prayed for it to rain on Obama's convention. It didn't, it was gorgeous.

When the Republican convention rolls around, it's time for Hurricane Gustav.

Looks like God hates protestant fundamentalists as much as I do.
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I'll probably be heading down there, too. Sarge said pack enough gear for 30 days.
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Have you taken a look at Florida lately? I mean we have a hurricane on BOTH the East and West coasts...

Also, God hates New Orleans, apparently.

Also, do you think that they will evacuate?
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If you mean New Orleans, yes. Nobody wants to look too stupid to learn from past mistakes.
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Just to make it clear, you are going down there as a volunteer, correct? I'm pretty sure that's the case from reading the topic and Neil's as well but, shit, it never hurts to be sure.
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FrankTrollman wrote:
shirak wrote:I was under the impression that hurricanes only got female names. What's up with Gustav? Has there been an equal rights movement among natural phenomena of a masculine persuasion?
Every other tropical storm gets a male name. They stopped having only female names on the list in 1979.

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A_Cynic wrote:Just to make it clear, you are going down there as a volunteer, correct? I'm pretty sure that's the case from reading the topic and Neil's as well but, shit, it never hurts to be sure.
Actually, I believe Frank's going as a volunteer and Neil's being ordered down there as a member of the national guard.
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Absentminded_Wizard wrote:
A_Cynic wrote:Just to make it clear, you are going down there as a volunteer, correct? I'm pretty sure that's the case from reading the topic and Neil's as well but, shit, it never hurts to be sure.
Actually, I believe Frank's going as a volunteer and Neil's being ordered down there as a member of the national guard.
Ah.

See, it's during hurricane season and well pretty much during any large scale emergency where I could have been of help, that I am often reminded of how sick I am these days and my volunteering only becomes a liability to those around me rather than anything else but I'm just being a fucking pessimist now.
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Well, Gustav wasn't much of anything around here. Some stiff winds and a good bit of rain...It didn't even take down the power, and that's something of a small miracle--usually some tree or another falls down and takes out a power line.

I even took a couple of videos off the back steps, and put them on YouTube. I'll post links here, if anyone cares enough to see them.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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Maxus wrote:Well, Gustav wasn't much of anything around here. Some stiff winds and a good bit of rain...
That's basically what we get here in SA. When another state gets hit by a hurricane (or, seeing as it's the Southern hemisphere so the names magically change, a cyclone or typhoon... I'll never know why), we get fierce winds that maybe knock the odd tree down (at my mum's place, the apricot tree split in half and the dog was delighted at his good fortune - so many edible things brought to his level!), and a lot of rain.

Yeah, given this is Australia, where water is largely a myth, we rejoice when other states are hit by cyclones, as it means we get some rain. And every Australian has this deep-down belief that the other states probably deserve it anyway.
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Atlantic - Hurricane; Pacific - Typhoon; Indian - Cyclone.

They also path in different directions. Basically they're the same thing but since our continents separate them, they've kept their regional names as they're three unique paths.

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Hurricanes... wow...
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Welcome back, Frank. How did it go in the Red Cross?
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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Actually, I'm not back. I'm still in Louisiana, I just happen to have some access to a computer for part of tonight. So I wrote up some journal entries:

http://waitinginline.insanejournal.com/

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Frank wrote: ... because as a biologist I can expound at great length about the common descent of animals and the effectiveness of adaptations which causes convergent evolution of relatively unrelated animals living in similar situations ...
O RLY?
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Jesus Frank. It's nice to know that you are an ass for good reason. I'd be proud to have you as my doctor.
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Absentminded_Wizard wrote:...Neil's being ordered down there as a member of the national guard.
Yeah, I'm a military police machine gunner.

The mission was scrubbed because Gustav turned out to be too wimpy. It's a shame really: I was hoping I'd get an opportunity to meet Frank. We were told to stay packed, in case one of these other storms decides to get real.

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Sir_Neil wrote:
Absentminded_Wizard wrote:...Neil's being ordered down there as a member of the national guard.
Yeah, I'm a military police machine gunner.

The mission was scrubbed because Gustav turned out to be too wimpy. It's a shame really: I was hoping I'd get an opportunity to meet Frank. We were told to stay packed, in case one of these other storms decides to get real.

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It seems like you could still be useful, Cynic. For one thing, you could take over rear-echelon communication duties to free a healthier person for field work
True, I'll look into it.
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