Spider Jerusalem, Paladin.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:56 am

So, I'm thinking of playing a paladin, and I would like to base him off of Spider Jerusalem. Anyone got any thoughts on possibility of this and how?

I'd also like suggestions on modeling the bowel disruptor in D&D... right now I'm thinking Bestow Curse...

ubernoob · Post by **ubernoob** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:08 am

They made a comic about Frank? The bowel disruptor could be any ability that denies actions. Poison darts for varying penalties, save or sucks, fear effects, etc.

ubernoob · Post by **ubernoob** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:20 am

http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards ... 7#msg44307

Just something I needed to share. Basically speak like Frank posts is my advice.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:36 am

well, I've kinda gotten over my desire to play a paladin, but my gf still wants me to play a character based on spider... I'm thinking cause Cleric, possibly CN, and one of the up shots here would be that he can actually use the wand that models the bowel disruptor...

any feats that allow a cleric to get a familiar?

SunTzuWarmaster · Post by **SunTzuWarmaster** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:15 pm

Bowel disruption = nauseated, except the other end

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koz · Post by **koz** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:35 pm

Prak_Anima wrote: any feats that allow a cleric to get a familiar?

No feats, but Magic of Faerun has a class called the mystic wanderer that gives you full casting and a familiar.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:17 pm

SunTzuWarmaster wrote:Bowel disruption = nauseated, except the other end .

Bit more complicated tan that, it's got settings, you see.

watery, loose, prolapse, ...fatal intestinal malestrom...