(9:45:44 PM) The topic for #valhalla is: Welcome to #Valhalla. It's a bit like playing Kick the Can -- it requires stealth, guile, patience, and a small amount of cheating.
(9:46:01 PM) Aria [
aa@Nightstar-2ac2baf4.bois.qwest.net] entered the room.
(9:46:02 PM) Mask_de_GM: Sorry I'm late folks, go see dinner for schmucks
(9:46:07 PM) Mask_de_GM: We got our dicebot?
(9:46:11 PM) Aria: Oh, how was it?
(9:46:12 PM) GX: Seem so.
(9:46:18 PM) Mask_de_GM: Pretty damn good
(9:46:21 PM) Mask_de_GM: Rollcall please
(9:46:22 PM) Aria: Mask_de_GM rolled please --> error: malformed expression
(9:46:22 PM) DicesaurusRex: Mask_de_GM rolled please --> error: malformed expression
(9:46:41 PM) Aria: Pixels reporting for duty, sah!
(9:46:46 PM) Hypolita: Prak here
(9:47:14 PM) ***Aria summons Andrew_Jackson
(9:47:15 PM) GX: I'm just lurking. Don't mind me. Shame I missed all but one of the last WLD games.
(9:47:41 PM) Mask_de_GM: We need three to make a party folks
(9:48:07 PM) Aria: uber is around, it just seems he is not looking at the screen at this exact moment
(9:48:28 PM) Mask_de_GM: Ah
(9:49:25 PM) Hypolita: other than that, we still haven't seen Koumei or Valor
(9:51:22 PM) Andrew_Jackson: my bad
(9:51:27 PM) Andrew_Jackson: I was distracted by cake
(9:51:30 PM) Mask_de_GM: Alright cool
(9:51:51 PM) Mask_de_GM: Now, for the new people: I subscribe to the indysleaze method of DMing
(9:52:02 PM) Mask_de_GM: if it sounds like a good enough idea, I will run with it
(9:52:13 PM) Hypolita: works for me
(9:52:18 PM) Mask_de_GM: if you don't like the way something is going, come up with something interesting and we might just do that
(9:52:29 PM) Hypolita: gimme one moment to go get more dinner and I'll be back and ready to go
(9:52:44 PM) Aria: Right-o
(9:54:01 PM) Andrew_Jackson: It's a good thing the game got moved to today.
(9:54:08 PM) Andrew_Jackson: Yesterday I would have missed it.
(9:54:28 PM) Mask_de_GM: So, last time Andrew Jackson was being persuaded by the Aasimar clergy of the great and terrible Whateverthefuck into doing some PR work for their kind. And by PR work, I mean terrible slaughter of cooler races
(9:54:34 PM) Mask_de_GM: You guys good with that?
(9:54:59 PM) Aria: Fine by me.
(9:55:14 PM) Andrew_Jackson: I'm in favor of storming the mindflayer enclave
(9:55:17 PM) Andrew_Jackson: Those guys are jerks
(9:55:18 PM) Aria: Nothing quite like some wholesome wholesale slaughter
(9:56:15 PM) Mask_de_GM: Uh, Pixels?
(9:56:20 PM) Aria: Hm?
(9:56:20 PM) Mask_de_GM: Where's your complete sheet again?
(9:56:30 PM) Aria:
https://docs.google.com/Doc?docid=0ATK3 ... y=CJWWoOsF
(9:56:46 PM) Hypolita: back
(9:57:53 PM) Mask_de_GM: Alright cool
(9:58:24 PM) Hypolita: that background sounds good to me
(9:59:14 PM) Mask_de_GM: So, the Aasimar sister gets you all acquainted, points you towards a tower with a great stone brain atop it and gives you her blessing in the form of a [WHITE RIBBON]
(9:59:33 PM) Mask_de_GM: Now would be a good time to info dump
(9:59:51 PM) Mask_de_GM: AJ, tell 'em about the giant flying centipede with the bar attached to it
(10:00:32 PM) Aria: Bar as in full of delicious alcoholic beverages?
(10:00:41 PM) Andrew_Jackson: Technically it's Kaelik's bar
(10:00:44 PM) Andrew_Jackson: but it's on loan for a bit
(10:00:56 PM) Andrew_Jackson: and my huge flying centipede is carrying the bar
(10:01:04 PM) Mask_de_GM: So it's yours by squatter's rights
(10:01:12 PM) Andrew_Jackson: his name is fluffy and he has daddy issues that he drowns with booze
(10:01:26 PM) Hypolita: reminds me of my exes...
(10:01:36 PM) Andrew_Jackson: Don't worry, he's cute and harmless
(10:01:42 PM) Andrew_Jackson: I ride him into battle carrying the bar
(10:01:46 PM) Andrew_Jackson: How this works, I have no clue
(10:01:48 PM) Andrew_Jackson: magic
(10:01:56 PM) Mask_de_GM: It's magic, I don't have to explain shit
Unknown command.
(10:02:01 PM) Aria: A wizard did it
(10:02:12 PM) Mask_de_GM: Technically, a Conduit did it, but close enough
(10:02:16 PM) Hypolita: I'm surprised the battle continues when a bar enters...
(10:02:32 PM) Mask_de_GM: Well, there was a battle *in* the bar once
(10:02:39 PM) Andrew_Jackson: The bar was conjured
(10:02:50 PM) Andrew_Jackson: When I wrote 'A warmage, a conduit, and a paladin walk into a bar'
(10:02:55 PM) Andrew_Jackson: so, there's a bar
(10:02:58 PM) Mask_de_GM: yep
(10:02:58 PM) Andrew_Jackson: well, this is the second bar
(10:03:05 PM) Andrew_Jackson: but there must always has bar
(10:03:18 PM) Mask_de_GM: no good adventuring party should be without a bar
(10:03:25 PM) Hypolita: works for me
(10:04:15 PM) Mask_de_GM: meanwhile, while the fourth wall is being throughly demolished, you pass over hill and dale, over a nondescript burning wreckage in the general shape of a town
(10:04:58 PM) Mask_de_GM: And out to sea, where the brain tower awaits; it seems to be moving towards shore slowly but surely
(10:05:49 PM) Hypolita: it's a sea worthy brain tower?
(10:05:50 PM) Andrew_Jackson: "That looks icky. We should stop it. Suggested plan of attack?"
(10:06:17 PM) Hypolita: "wait, it's stone, right? I might be able to cause some good damage there...."
(10:07:15 PM) Mask_de_GM: "Of course it's stone you simple halfbreed, what else would it be, candy?"
(10:07:25 PM) Mask_de_GM: a smarmy voice rings in Hypolita's ears
(10:08:34 PM) Hypolita: "Hey, in this world, yeah. It could be."
(10:08:39 PM) Hypolita: "and who the hell said that?"
(10:08:50 PM) Mask_de_GM: "Who do you think?"
(10:09:06 PM) Hypolita: "AJ can this bug talk?"
(10:09:11 PM) Andrew_Jackson: "Nope"
(10:09:17 PM) Andrew_Jackson: "Well, not to you"
(10:09:20 PM) Mask_de_GM: "You're getting dangerously close to the destruction of your puny Tolkienesque brain"
(10:09:35 PM) Hypolita: "Oh gods damn it..."
(10:09:43 PM) Hypolita: "fucking brain squids"
(10:09:48 PM) Mask_de_GM: "Turn back now, all of you, and we won't feast upon you for party favors"
(10:10:32 PM) Andrew_Jackson: "Fuck you, you fucking fucker"
(10:10:50 PM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d20+19 spot
(10:10:51 PM) Aria: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+19 spot --> [ 1d20=18 ]{37}
(10:10:51 PM) DicesaurusRex: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+19 spot --> [ 1d20=13 ]{32}
(10:11:33 PM) Mask_de_GM: {Oh god, there are two Andrew Jacksons}
(10:11:36 PM) Aria: Drat
(10:11:44 PM) Aria: I thought I had unloaded that
(10:12:03 PM) Mask_de_GM: Aria and AJ notice strange ripplings of the air around them, circling tighter and tighter around Fluffy
(10:12:20 PM) Andrew_Jackson: I have see invisibility up, is that relevant?
(10:12:33 PM) Mask_de_GM: Yes, yes it is
(10:13:16 PM) Mask_de_GM: AJ can see a squad of girls in frilly outfits and tentacles for mouths riding broomsticks in a V-formation
(10:13:21 PM) Mask_de_GM: there's 5 of them
(10:13:26 PM) Mask_de_GM: on Fluffy's six
(10:13:46 PM) Mask_de_GM: [FIGHT] [ITEM] [RUN] [GENUFLECT]
(10:13:49 PM) Andrew_Jackson: "Bitches are that way. They're invisible. Power of Fire!"
(10:14:03 PM) Andrew_Jackson: [cue captain planet]
(10:14:19 PM) Hypolita: "Light 'em up AJ"
(10:14:57 PM) Andrew_Jackson: Gunna area dispel them all with greater dispel.
(10:15:06 PM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d20+8 greater dispel magic
(10:15:07 PM) Aria: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+8 greater dispel magic --> [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
(10:15:07 PM) DicesaurusRex: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+8 greater dispel magic --> [ 1d20=4 ]{12}
(10:15:11 PM) DicesaurusRex: (one moment on the dice rolling)
(10:15:18 PM) DicesaurusRex: Or just use the first for now
(10:15:33 PM) DicesaurusRex left the room (quit: [NS] Quit: ).
(10:17:17 PM) ***Aria pokes it
(10:17:21 PM) Aria: Dratted scripts
(10:17:27 PM) Mask_de_GM: The bubble of cloaking pops like, well, a bubble
(10:17:49 PM) Mask_de_GM: allowing the whole party to see the betentacled strike team
(10:17:56 PM) Hypolita: Hey mask, interesting question that just came to mind: my armour is sand, does that mean I can use my spell likes that require earth from my armour?
(10:18:12 PM) Mask_de_GM: You mean two thirds of them?
(10:18:16 PM) Hypolita: "Eugh. I think I was happier when I couldn't see them..."
(10:18:24 PM) Hypolita: yeah, pretty much
(10:18:35 PM) Mask_de_GM: sure, what the hell, but that'll cut into the armor's abilities
(10:18:47 PM) Hypolita: I was just wondering, it just occured to me
(10:18:54 PM) Mask_de_GM: anyway, gimme initiative folks
(10:19:01 PM) Mask_de_GM: it's danmaku time
(10:19:25 PM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d20+1 init
(10:19:25 PM) Aria: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+1 init --> [ 1d20=9 ]{10}
(10:19:38 PM) Hypolita: roll 1d20+2 init
(10:20:19 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d20+2
(10:20:22 PM) Dicesaurus [
aa@Nightstar-2ac2baf4.bois.qwest.net] entered the room.
(10:20:34 PM) Aria: roll 1d20+6 Init
(10:20:34 PM) Dicesaurus: Aria rolled 1d20+6 Init --> [ 1d20=14 ]{20}
(10:20:37 PM) Aria: There we go
(10:20:44 PM) Aria: Sorry about that
(10:20:47 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d20+4
(10:20:48 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{21}
(10:20:51 PM) Hypolita: roll 1d20+2 init
(10:20:52 PM) Dicesaurus: Hypolita rolled 1d20+2 init --> [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
(10:21:26 PM) Mask_de_GM: Well alright then
(10:21:27 PM) Aria: Hurrah for things working
(10:22:17 PM) Mask_de_GM: Top of the round, two of the girls? break formation and fly alongside Fluffy
(10:22:48 PM) ForValor [
1811c2ad@Nightstar-4fab16c5.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(10:23:01 PM) Mask_de_GM: and begin to chant: barricades of force placed in a semi-circle in front of him
(10:23:22 PM) ***ForValor is here.
(10:23:37 PM) Mask_de_GM: {Cool, you're just in time to watch the group get attacked}
(10:23:56 PM) ForValor: {awesome. Am I there? Or do I get to watch?}
(10:24:06 PM) Mask_de_GM: {You get to watch}
(10:24:16 PM) Mask_de_GM: {We'll catch up with you on the island}
(10:24:23 PM) ForValor: {watching}
(10:24:31 PM) Aria: How many of them are there?
(10:24:34 PM) Mask_de_GM: The two girls in back spit into their hands, and lob some weird sticky material at Fluffy
(10:24:37 PM) Mask_de_GM: Five Aria
(10:24:59 PM) Mask_de_GM: AJ, what's your/Fluffy's Reflex?
(10:25:18 PM) Mask_de_GM: Nevermind, 13
(10:25:18 PM) Andrew_Jackson: Fluffy, I have no idea since he's just a fly speed/bar
(10:25:35 PM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d20+13 reflex
(10:25:35 PM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+13 reflex --> [ 1d20=16 ]{29}
(10:26:40 PM) Mask_de_GM: The sticky stuff goes sailing over your heads, as Fluffy makes a sharp dive
(10:27:52 PM) Mask_de_GM: The leader type says a few words ending with something that sounds suspiciously like Kage Bunshin no Jutsu
(10:28:03 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d4
(10:28:04 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
(10:28:08 PM) Aria: Heh
(10:28:21 PM) Mask_de_GM: and splits into three versions of her
(10:28:29 PM) Mask_de_GM: Aria, Hypo, you're up
(10:29:17 PM) Aria: How many of them are within 40' of me?
(10:29:39 PM) Mask_de_GM: Everybody but the leader
(10:29:41 PM) Hypolita: are they within 60'?
(10:29:46 PM) Mask_de_GM: Yeah
(10:30:12 PM) Hypolita: Sand flows from a jar on Hypolita's waist, surrounding her with a miniature sandstorm, and she fires of a blast of fire from her hand at the leader
(10:30:28 PM) Aria: So with 20' of movement, could I be within 40' of them all?
(10:30:32 PM) Hypolita: roll 1d20+6 ranged touch for Eldritch Blast
(10:30:33 PM) Dicesaurus: Hypolita rolled 1d20+6 ranged touch for Eldritch Blast --> [ 1d20=12 ]{18}
(10:31:06 PM) Mask_de_GM: You'd fall away from the two flanking Fluffy Aria
(10:31:12 PM) Mask_de_GM: and roll damage Hypo
(10:31:29 PM) Hypolita: roll 6d6
(10:31:29 PM) Dicesaurus: Hypolita rolled 6d6 --> [ 6d6=17 ]{17}
(10:32:46 PM) Mask_de_GM: The sand rips through the fashionable accouterments of the leader and scours her deep to the bone
(10:33:06 PM) Mask_de_GM: Her bonnet falls off of all three versions, and they look at you with hatred in their eyes
(10:33:24 PM) Hypolita: (that was an eldritch blast, the sand was just my armour becoming active)
(10:33:45 PM) Aria: Alright. I'll bomb the four I'm near, then. Hit each for 6d6 (Ref half) primary, bounce to their partner for 3d6 (Ref half again) secondary.
(10:33:55 PM) Mask_de_GM: {Can you meet me halfway and say you fired molten glass at them?}
(10:33:59 PM) Aria: Total of 9d6 on each, two Ref saves. Or one if you don't want to roll that much.
(10:34:10 PM) Hypolita: (*laugh* yeah)
(10:34:36 PM) Aria: roll 9d6 Multishot bomb
(10:34:36 PM) Dicesaurus: Aria rolled 9d6 Multishot bomb --> [ 9d6=31 ]{31}
(10:35:05 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d20+7
(10:35:05 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{15}
(10:35:13 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d20+7
(10:35:14 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{13}
(10:35:25 PM) Aria: DC 19, by the by
(10:35:33 PM) Mask_de_GM: I know, I made the class :V
(10:35:42 PM) Mask_de_GM: 10+3+Cha Mod
(10:35:46 PM) Mask_de_GM: 6
(10:36:12 PM) Aria: Pfft, math. I don't believe in it.
(10:36:47 PM) Andrew_Jackson: does that make it my turn?
(10:36:50 PM) Mask_de_GM: Anyway, the blast rips through the flunkies like bullets through tissue paper and give me the 3d6
(10:37:14 PM) Mask_de_GM: first, the 3d6 Aria
(10:37:42 PM) Aria: roll 3d6 Secondary
(10:37:43 PM) Dicesaurus: Aria rolled 3d6 Secondary --> [ 3d6=11 ]{11}
(10:37:58 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d20+7
(10:37:59 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{19}
(10:38:04 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d20+7
(10:38:05 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{11}
(10:38:23 PM) Mask_de_GM: And the back two go down in flaming heaps
(10:38:40 PM) Aria: In a blinding barrage of colorful energy
(10:38:45 PM) Mask_de_GM: {Roll the primary and secondary damage separate next time please Aria.}
(10:38:48 PM) Mask_de_GM: damn straight
(10:38:51 PM) Aria: Will do
(10:39:10 PM) Mask_de_GM: The ones holding up the barrier manage to cling on to life by (well appointed) threads
(10:39:46 PM) Andrew_Jackson: any left for me to kill, and is it possible for me to use a full attack from my current position to attack two?
(10:40:06 PM) Andrew_Jackson: 20' reach and large size if it matters
(10:40:37 PM) Mask_de_GM: AJ, you can hit the two holding up the barricade yeah, but first, give me a Reflex save.
(10:40:48 PM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d20+13 reflex
(10:40:48 PM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+13 reflex --> [ 1d20=8 ]{21}
(10:40:58 PM) Mask_de_GM: Fuck, close
(10:41:19 PM) Andrew_Jackson: assuming I saved, it's smitan time
(10:41:44 PM) Andrew_Jackson: blitz, smiting, power attacking for full
(10:42:08 PM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d20+14 smite on first
(10:42:08 PM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+14 smite on first --> [ 1d20=1 ]{15}
(10:42:13 PM) Andrew_Jackson: faaaail
(10:42:14 PM) Aria: Ouch
(10:42:28 PM) Andrew_Jackson: second roll, no smite
(10:42:48 PM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d20+7
(10:42:48 PM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{8}
(10:42:51 PM) Andrew_Jackson: wiiiin
(10:43:09 PM) Mask_de_GM: You pass over the barricade by the narrowest of margins, and you would succeed on a 0 so your Kusari-gama falters, sputters, but takes the broomsticks out from underneath the two leading girls
(10:43:19 PM) Mask_de_GM: and they fall to their deaths
(10:43:54 PM) Mask_de_GM: The leader type looks incredibly nervous now
(10:45:36 PM) Mask_de_GM: And begins to beat tracks to your right
(10:45:42 PM) ForValor: {did uber just roll a 1 twice?}
(10:45:42 PM) Mask_de_GM: running as fast as she possibly can
(10:45:45 PM) Mask_de_GM: and yeah
(10:45:56 PM) Mask_de_GM: what do
(10:46:24 PM) Aria: Moved about how far?
(10:47:41 PM) Mask_de_GM: 90 feet
(10:47:53 PM) Hypolita: well, shit
(10:48:04 PM) Mask_de_GM: You are riding a flying bison...I mean centipede
(10:48:08 PM) Mask_de_GM: you can catch her
(10:48:12 PM) Aria: Excellent. I'll Greater Teleport 60' in front of her.
(10:48:20 PM) Hypolita: yeah, but I can't shoot her from here....
(10:48:24 PM) Aria: That consumes my standard, so I'll fold my arms and wait
(10:48:33 PM) Mask_de_GM: lol
(10:48:40 PM) Mask_de_GM: nice, AJ, you're up
(10:49:14 PM) Mask_de_GM: The leader stares at Aria in something between complete shock and abject horror
(10:49:57 PM) Andrew_Jackson: I delay because I am being awesome and helping a friend out
(10:50:41 PM) Mask_de_GM: Cool.
(10:51:16 PM) Andrew_Jackson: Dispel magic on the leader to make her fall to her death
(10:51:23 PM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d20+8 targetted dispel
(10:51:23 PM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+8 targetted dispel --> [ 1d20=4 ]{12}
(10:51:52 PM) Andrew_Jackson: god fucking damnit, these dice hate me tonight
(10:52:16 PM) Mask_de_GM: The leader gibbers some unkind things about Aria's mother and narrowly avoids the beam of magicide heading her way
(10:52:40 PM) Mask_de_GM: before pointing her finger at Aria and unleashing three blood-red stingers of force
(10:52:49 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll 3d6+4
(10:52:50 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 3d6+4 --> [ 3d6=15 ]{19}
(10:53:04 PM) Aria: There a save on that?
(10:53:26 PM) Mask_de_GM: {Nope, Standard Special Shot type}
(10:53:33 PM) Mask_de_GM: {Magic Missile rule}
(10:53:38 PM) Aria: Ah, how fun
(10:53:55 PM) Hypolita: so did they move 90' or to "90' away"?
(10:54:02 PM) Aria: I'll respond in kind on my turn
(10:54:04 PM) Mask_de_GM: 90'
(10:54:10 PM) Hypolita: ok
(10:54:36 PM) Mask_de_GM: After the shot, she ducks down and pushes forward towards the island
(10:54:59 PM) Mask_de_GM: The wind picks up as she moves another 30'
(10:55:06 PM) Mask_de_GM: and Aria/Hypo, you're up
(10:56:37 PM) ***Aria crackles knuckles
(10:56:56 PM) Aria: roll 9d6+18 Standard Shot damage
(10:56:57 PM) Dicesaurus: Aria rolled 9d6+18 Standard Shot damage --> [ 9d6=34 ]{52}
(10:57:06 PM) Mask_de_GM: Hey Aria, odds or evens?
(10:57:09 PM) Aria: Evens
(10:57:13 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d6
(10:57:14 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
(10:57:35 PM) ***Aria shakes fist at Dicesaurus
(10:57:44 PM) Mask_de_GM: Your colorful shots hit dead on target, and she falls out of the sky...only to disappear in a puff of smoke
(10:57:53 PM) Mask_de_GM: the two remaining copies of her flip you the bird
(10:58:03 PM) Mask_de_GM: Hypo, you're up
(10:58:27 PM) Hypolita: Hypolita is lifted by a disc of sand that forms under her feet and moves 120' towards the image of the leader she shot before
(10:58:34 PM) Hypolita: and can't attack again yet...
(10:58:54 PM) Aria: I'll take my move to port 30' fowards, by the by
(10:59:16 PM) Mask_de_GM: The leader(s) glance back at the new tail, gulp, then push forwards. If she can only get a little further...
(10:59:23 PM) Mask_de_GM: AJ, you're up
(11:00:16 PM) Andrew_Jackson: We're gunna try that greater dispel => fall to death one more time
(11:00:23 PM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d20+8 greater dispel
(11:00:23 PM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+8 greater dispel --> [ 1d20=19 ]{27}
(11:00:26 PM) Andrew_Jackson: success!
(11:00:48 PM) Mask_de_GM: Wait, targeted right?
(11:01:17 PM) Andrew_Jackson: yeah
(11:01:27 PM) Andrew_Jackson: I was kind of assuming 1 roll for all the buffs to save time
(11:02:03 PM) Mask_de_GM: In that case, odds or evens?
(11:02:16 PM) Mask_de_GM: or just say fuck it and area dispel
(11:02:21 PM) Mask_de_GM: instead
(11:02:35 PM) Mask_de_GM: you can hit with both at this range
(11:03:01 PM) Andrew_Jackson: evens
(11:03:05 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d6
(11:03:06 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
(11:03:11 PM) Mask_de_GM: Never mind
(11:03:34 PM) Mask_de_GM: Your shot rings true, as one moment the girl-thing is riding a flying broom, the next she's riding a regular broom
(11:03:51 PM) Mask_de_GM: down goes the Cthouhoues
(11:03:59 PM) Mask_de_GM: *victory music*
(11:04:19 PM) Mask_de_GM: Gained 120 XP, found [ETHER]
(11:04:33 PM) Andrew_Jackson: Give it to the mage?
(11:04:43 PM) Andrew_Jackson: Also, who is the mage?
(11:04:54 PM) Mask_de_GM: Well, Aria is a Bullet Mage
(11:04:57 PM) Mask_de_GM: that's close enough I guess
(11:05:02 PM) Hypolita: I think in this group it's more like who isn't a mage
(11:05:08 PM) Mask_de_GM: or you could keep it for Sulu
(11:05:11 PM) Mask_de_GM: who's a Warmage
(11:05:28 PM) Aria: Sulu can have it
(11:05:58 PM) Mask_de_GM: Alright, Aria, Hypo, do you return to Fluffy or do you press forward?
(11:06:11 PM) Hypolita: return to fluffy
(11:06:15 PM) Aria: Ditto
(11:06:19 PM) Mask_de_GM: the wind around you is starting to kick up much harder that it was before the BM died
(11:06:26 PM) Mask_de_GM: but fuck it, you return to Fluffy
(11:06:40 PM) Mask_de_GM: and close in on the island.
(11:07:15 PM) Mask_de_GM: It seems that there was a small welcoming party for you ready, but only a few thralls are at their posts
(11:07:25 PM) Mask_de_GM: You can wing them with a well-placed shot
(11:07:28 PM) Mask_de_GM: or two
(11:07:51 PM) Mask_de_GM: or you could fly around and land somewhere else
(11:07:52 PM) Aria: I'm not sure there is anything such as a poorly placed shot with magic missile mechanics
(11:08:07 PM) Mask_de_GM: tis true, but you're the only one with that ability
(11:08:36 PM) Hypolita: what are the thralls? race wise, I mean
(11:08:48 PM) Andrew_Jackson: Can I smite?
(11:09:23 PM) Andrew_Jackson: uber noob is currenlty more uber, friend Bonnie is playing
(11:09:56 PM) Aria: Relatively unimportant, but does it take us at least a minute to reach the tower at Fluffy-speed?
(11:10:02 PM) Aria: Also, hello Bonnie
(11:10:14 PM) Andrew_Jackson: Hello
(11:10:16 PM) Andrew_Jackson: all
(11:11:07 PM) Hypolita: hi
(11:11:30 PM) Mask_de_GM: Sup Bonnie
(11:11:42 PM) Mask_de_GM: and yeah, you'll get there in under a minute Aria
(11:11:44 PM) Andrew_Jackson: Just chilling and helping my bf with his english hw
(11:11:51 PM) Mask_de_GM: cool
(11:12:08 PM) Mask_de_GM: And Andrew Jackson can't hit them from this range
(11:12:13 PM) Andrew_Jackson: kk
(11:12:18 PM) Andrew_Jackson: get closer?
(11:12:29 PM) Hypolita: what about my eldritch blast?
(11:12:31 PM) Mask_de_GM: Aria, Hypo, you can actually wing them from here
(11:12:42 PM) Mask_de_GM: or do you want to close and get Dynasty Warriors on some motherfuckers
(11:13:16 PM) Hypolita: well, hell, Aria and I can hit 'em now, and then we move closer and hit 'em again
(11:13:24 PM) Aria: Wing 'em
(11:14:29 PM) Andrew_Jackson: Yes, ass kicking comence
(11:14:30 PM) Mask_de_GM: Alright, so Aria unloads some machine gun sparkles at the mooks and they go down like dogs
(11:14:59 PM) Hypolita: I throw eldritch blasts and hit and damage likely don't matter with the machine gun sparkles
(11:15:05 PM) Mask_de_GM: Hypolytia leans out the side and takes out a few herself
(11:15:17 PM) Andrew_Jackson: can I do things now?
(11:15:45 PM) Mask_de_GM: One with a mauve shirt makes it down to another command post, and here comes company
(11:15:51 PM) Aria: Blasts of magical fire go perfectly with magic sparkles, Hypo. We're a fireworks display all by ourselves.
(11:16:18 PM) Mask_de_GM: And yeah Bonnie Jackson, you can fly, so you can charge out to greet the living wind monsters
(11:16:19 PM) Hypolita: a painful, deadly fireworks show
(11:16:26 PM) Mask_de_GM: with extreme prejudice
(11:16:34 PM) Andrew_Jackson: Yes! So I fly out and smite?
(11:16:40 PM) Mask_de_GM: Knock yourself out
(11:16:47 PM) Andrew_Jackson: K, I do that
(11:17:16 PM) Mask_de_GM: Charging smite, coming right up
(11:17:20 PM) Mask_de_GM: gimme an attack roll
(11:17:39 PM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d20+16 smite
(11:17:39 PM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+16 smite --> [ 1d20=7 ]{23}
(11:18:08 PM) Mask_de_GM: That's a hit
(11:18:10 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll damage
(11:18:10 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled damage --> error: malformed expression
(11:18:15 PM) Mask_de_GM: :T
(11:18:20 PM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d8+28
(11:18:20 PM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d8+28 --> [ 1d8=4 ]{32}
(11:18:26 PM) Andrew_Jackson: and 23 hp or less it dies
(11:18:33 PM) Andrew_Jackson: if it lives, save vs slow
(11:19:39 PM) Mask_de_GM: Andrew Jackson flies out to greet the head elemental with a chain around it's neck and a Kusari-gama blade to the face
(11:19:53 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d20+2
(11:19:53 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
(11:20:06 PM) Aria: Init time?
(11:20:07 PM) Mask_de_GM: and immediately slows to a crawl, as he gets on top of it
(11:20:20 PM) Mask_de_GM: Not yet, everybody gets a shot
(11:20:25 PM) Mask_de_GM: surprise round
(11:20:42 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d4
(11:20:42 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
(11:21:19 PM) Mask_de_GM: Everybody gets a +2 morale bonus for the next round because that was tits
(11:21:28 PM) Mask_de_GM: so gogogo
(11:21:56 PM) Aria: Right. I'll blast one that Andrew hasn't slowed. +2 attack doesn't matter, but they can eat magical sparks anyways!
(11:22:00 PM) Aria: roll 9d6+18 Standard Shot damage
(11:22:00 PM) Dicesaurus: Aria rolled 9d6+18 Standard Shot damage --> [ 9d6=35 ]{53}
(11:22:18 PM) Hypolita: roll 1d20+6 ranged touch eldritch blast
(11:22:18 PM) Dicesaurus: Hypolita rolled 1d20+6 ranged touch eldritch blast --> [ 1d20=15 ]{21}
(11:22:26 PM) Hypolita: roll 6d6 damage
(11:22:27 PM) Dicesaurus: Hypolita rolled 6d6 damage --> [ 6d6=26 ]{26}
(11:23:06 PM) Mask_de_GM: The deadly fireworks display continues, as some smaller elementals burst apart at the seams from the ordinance
(11:23:34 PM) Mask_de_GM: One though, sizzles with magical energy; hurting but alive
(11:23:39 PM) Mask_de_GM: and now give me initiative
(11:23:43 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d20+11
(11:23:44 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{27}
(11:23:48 PM) Aria: roll 1d20+6 Initiative roll
(11:23:48 PM) Dicesaurus: Aria rolled 1d20+6 Initiative roll --> [ 1d20=19 ]{25}
(11:23:54 PM) Hypolita: roll 1d20+2
(11:23:54 PM) Dicesaurus: Hypolita rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
(11:25:03 PM) Mask_de_GM: AJ, Init roll please
(11:25:27 PM) Andrew_Jackson_ [NSwebIRC@A2BA3E.CCFB1E.8240C8.13625D] entered the room.
(11:25:31 PM) Mask_de_GM: wat
(11:25:41 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: my client froze up
(11:25:55 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: here now
(11:25:59 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: roll 1d20+1 init
(11:26:00 PM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson_ rolled 1d20+1 init --> [ 1d20=7 ]{8}
(11:26:26 PM) Mask_de_GM: {That's the exact same order as last time :V}
(11:26:38 PM) Andrew_Jackson left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 121 seconds).
(11:27:22 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: I'm so good at this initiative thing
(11:28:06 PM) Mask_de_GM: The slowed elemental pops and reforms itself as a great {yet oddly slow} maelstrom of whirling force
(11:28:28 PM) Mask_de_GM: Aaaand give me a reflex save AJ
(11:28:51 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: Mask, you and your mother fucking reflex saves
(11:28:55 PM) Mask_de_GM: lol
(11:28:58 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: I swear to god, everything has to target my weak save
(11:29:00 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: not fair
(11:29:05 PM) Mask_de_GM: You've got a fucking 13
(11:29:05 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: roll 1d20+13 reflex
(11:29:05 PM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson_ rolled 1d20+13 reflex --> [ 1d20=15 ]{28}
(11:29:07 PM) Mask_de_GM: you'll be fine
(11:29:29 PM) Mask_de_GM: And you manage to wring the neck of another elemental, swinging out of the storm Indiana Jones style
(11:29:35 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: Fine? You're targetting my one save that isn't completely off the RNG. I like, risk damage or something.
(11:29:39 PM) Mask_de_GM: lololol
(11:30:54 PM) Mask_de_GM: Meanwhile, the other elementals rush forwards to meet Fluffy and company, attempting to ram the beleaguered centipede
(11:31:03 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d20+6
(11:31:03 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{23}
(11:31:26 PM) Mask_de_GM: Yet cannot shake his mighty hide
(11:31:34 PM) Mask_de_GM: The bar gets sloshed around some though, which sucks
(11:32:00 PM) Mask_de_GM: The Air elementals are to your back, about 50' out. Aria, you're up
(11:32:24 PM) Hypolita: "The booze! You airy bastards!"
(11:32:26 PM) Mask_de_GM: not counting the whirlwind, there's two of them.
(11:32:47 PM) Aria: I'll hit an uninjured one with more sparks
(11:32:48 PM) Aria: roll 9d6+18 Standard Shot damage
(11:32:48 PM) Dicesaurus: Aria rolled 9d6+18 Standard Shot damage --> [ 9d6=36 ]{54}
(11:33:26 PM) Mask_de_GM: You riddle the uninjured one with magical bullets, and it starts leaking wind, if that makes any sense
(11:33:37 PM) Mask_de_GM: A great wispy scream reverberates in your ears
(11:33:56 PM) Mask_de_GM: {Fuck, Special Standard is really good}
(11:34:03 PM) Aria: (It really is)
(11:34:06 PM) Mask_de_GM: {I may have to fix that}
(11:34:13 PM) Mask_de_GM: Hypo, you're up
(11:34:15 PM) Aria: (Though not as crazy as MAX sticky)
(11:35:08 PM) Mask_de_GM: {MAX Sticky is supposed to be crazy though. They all are, but the level of crazy might not be equal for each}
(11:35:40 PM) Mask_de_GM: Also, Hypo, do something
(11:35:45 PM) Mask_de_GM: if you're still here
(11:35:59 PM) Hypolita: Hypolita launches an eldritch blast at the last elemental
(11:36:07 PM) Hypolita: roll 1d20+6 ranged touch
(11:36:07 PM) Dicesaurus: Hypolita rolled 1d20+6 ranged touch --> [ 1d20=13 ]{19}
(11:36:16 PM) Hypolita: roll 6d6 damage
(11:36:17 PM) Dicesaurus: Hypolita rolled 6d6 damage --> [ 6d6=21 ]{21}
(11:37:15 PM) Mask_de_GM: The fresher Air elemental gets a burning sensation in it's everywhere, but not quite bad enough to take it down. It joins its brother in a chorus of howls
(11:37:19 PM) Mask_de_GM: and AJ, you're up
(11:37:32 PM) Mask_de_GM: and on the neck of the one Hypo just hit
(11:37:40 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: How many left to flail wildly at?
(11:37:57 PM) Mask_de_GM: The one you're on, and the one within 20'
(11:38:08 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: Well, I'll just flail on the one I'm on then
(11:38:12 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: Full attack, blitz
(11:38:26 PM) Mask_de_GM: You can drop off as a 5ft step and Full Attack both
(11:38:35 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: sweet
(11:38:42 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll dem bones
(11:38:42 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled dem bones --> error: malformed expression
(11:38:45 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: we're going to pretend that I remembered to cast divine favor last round
(11:38:50 PM) Mask_de_GM: eh
(11:39:01 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: roll 1d20+11
(11:39:02 PM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson_ rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{14}
(11:39:06 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: roll 1d20+9
(11:39:06 PM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson_ rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{11}
(11:39:18 PM) Mask_de_GM: Holy shit you missed?
(11:39:21 PM) Mask_de_GM: :V
(11:39:25 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: I may have been power attacking for full
(11:39:30 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: and not smiting
(11:39:32 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: it's on cooldown
(11:39:34 PM) Aria: And you rolled a 2 and a 3
(11:39:39 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: well, that
(11:39:39 PM) Aria: Your luck is astounding
(11:39:42 PM) Mask_de_GM: jesus
(11:40:23 PM) Mask_de_GM: You drop off of the elemental, but the unstable wind currents mess with your aim: trying to air out your wings leaves you with less time to place the blades
(11:40:35 PM) Mask_de_GM: You swear you hear your Kusari-gama growl at you
(11:40:41 PM) Mask_de_GM: but it might have been the wind
(11:40:48 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: probably the wind
(11:40:54 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: We got rid of the talking weaponry
(11:41:03 PM) Mask_de_GM: :V
(11:41:34 PM) Mask_de_GM: Your misstep places you right smack dab in the middle of two very hurt, and very unhappy air elementals
(11:41:36 PM) Mask_de_GM: who
(11:41:47 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d20+12
(11:41:47 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{17}
(11:41:52 PM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d20+12
(11:41:53 PM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{16}
(11:42:08 PM) Mask_de_GM: bounce you between them, but can't find purchase on any fleshy bits
(11:42:29 PM) Mask_de_GM: it makes you a little sick, but not much else
(11:42:35 PM) Mask_de_GM: Aria, blast these fuckers
(11:42:40 PM) Aria: Yessir!
(11:42:41 PM) Aria: roll 9d6+18 Standard Shot damage
(11:42:41 PM) Dicesaurus: Aria rolled 9d6+18 Standard Shot damage --> [ 9d6=25 ]{43}
(11:42:47 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: Also, blast me too so I can roll another reflex save
(11:42:55 PM) Mask_de_GM: Split the bullets?
(11:43:03 PM) Aria: Hm
(11:43:06 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: no fireballz?
(11:43:07 PM) Aria: Probably a good idea
(11:43:14 PM) Aria: Let's hit the big guy with two, and the small with one
(11:43:23 PM) Aria: roll 6d6+12 Big guy
(11:43:23 PM) Dicesaurus: Aria rolled 6d6+12 Big guy --> [ 6d6=20 ]{32}
(11:43:29 PM) Aria: roll 3d6+6 Small guy
(11:43:29 PM) Dicesaurus: Aria rolled 3d6+6 Small guy --> [ 3d6=7 ]{13}
(11:44:47 PM) Mask_de_GM: Your blasts rip both elementals to the oxygen equivalent of bloody chunks, which blasts Andrew Jackson facefirst into the bar where he lands arse over tit behind the counter
(11:45:29 PM) Mask_de_GM: Fluffy touches down safely, and the final elemental creeps up from behind all scary like before ForValor's character takes it out in the most badass way he can think of right now
(11:45:35 PM) Mask_de_GM: {and that's your cue FV}
(11:46:01 PM) Mask_de_GM: {if you're still here of course}
(11:46:45 PM) Hypolita: (If not, Hypolita throws another eldritch blast at the last elemental)
(11:46:49 PM) Mask_de_GM: {Well alright then}
(11:47:11 PM) Mask_de_GM: Hypo sets it aflame without even looking back.
(11:47:12 PM) ***Aria flips hair over shoulder nonchalantly.
(11:47:21 PM) Aria: "Could have sworn I felt a breeze there"
(11:48:11 PM) Hypolita: Hypolita picks up a bottle of ale as it rolls by from AJ crashing into the bar
(11:48:43 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: *cries at all the spilled booze*
(11:49:18 PM) Mask_de_GM: You touch down on the island: there are stone command posts every 300' apart as far as you can see. There's a lush jungle forest ahead of you, and the brain tower juts out over top; smack dab in the center
(11:49:52 PM) Mask_de_GM: to your left there's a reef filled with jagged spires of wicked looking something or other.
(11:50:18 PM) Mask_de_GM: There are mook corpses strewn about the beach, white sand dyed crimson
(11:50:24 PM) Mask_de_GM: what do
(11:50:28 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: "Rush blindly straight ahead?"
(11:50:46 PM) Hypolita: Hypolita drops into a martial stance and gestures at whatever door leads into the tavern, sending a 20' pillar of stone straight up through the tower's front wall
(11:50:56 PM) Hypolita: *tower, not tavern
(11:51:55 PM) Mask_de_GM: "Well, that was a neat trick and all, but you still have to brave the Jungle of Fear to get to our tower, nyahahaha~"
(11:52:13 PM) Mask_de_GM: snarks the voice in both Aria and Hypolita's minds
(11:52:26 PM) Mask_de_GM: AJ hears nothing, because Magic Circle against Evil is awesome like that
(11:52:29 PM) Hypolita: huh, thought we were right in front of it...
(11:52:42 PM) Hypolita: welp, how tall are the trees of this forest?
(11:53:04 PM) Mask_de_GM: Can I just say very, but not too tall that you can fly over them?
(11:53:09 PM) Mask_de_GM: *can't?
(11:53:22 PM) Hypolita: that's pretty much what I was looking for
(11:53:28 PM) Mask_de_GM: cool
(11:53:39 PM) Mask_de_GM: Is Fluffy coming with?
(11:53:47 PM) Andrew_Jackson_: be back in ten, NPC me for now
(11:53:52 PM) Mask_de_GM: gotcha
(11:53:52 PM) Andrew_Jackson_ left the room (quit: [NS] Quit: Page closed).
(11:54:17 PM) Hypolita: I'm going to grab more tea real quick, back in a mo
(11:54:24 PM) Aria: Does Andrew have flight apart from Fluffy?
(11:54:49 PM) Mask_de_GM: Yeah, he's Dragonborn
(11:54:59 PM) Mask_de_GM: so
(11:55:02 PM) Mask_de_GM: [Game Paused]
(11:55:31 PM) Aria: No sense risking the blessed booze - we'll leave the centipede behind
(11:55:45 PM) Aria: And as long as everybody is doing something, I'll grab some ice cream
(11:56:52 PM) Hypolita: back when everyone else is
(11:56:59 PM) Hypolita: ...wish I had ice cream...
(11:58:07 PM) Aria: Delicious mint
(11:58:50 PM) Mask_de_GM: I'm gonna go fap to deviant por...I mean go fuck around on 4chan or something
(11:58:52 PM) Mask_de_GM: ...yeah
(11:59:16 PM) Hypolita: well don't fap to anything I wouldn't
(8/4/2010 12:01:51 AM) Mask_de_GM: But I don't know what you fap to
(12:02:18 AM) Hypolita: well, it actually gives you a fairly wide berth
(12:02:28 AM) Hypolita: though 4chan makes it a bit of a challenge
(12:03:30 AM) Mask_de_GM: Why does that worry me?
(12:04:41 AM) Hypolita: because as long as it'd be legal in real life I ain't too picky?
(12:06:09 AM) Mask_de_GM: Well alright then
(12:06:15 AM) Mask_de_GM: I can abide by that I guess
(12:06:29 AM) NSJavaGuest-9912 [
nsJChat@Nightstar-836fd87b.fios.verizon.net] entered the room.
(12:06:35 AM) NSJavaGuest-9912 is now known as Andrew_Jackson
(12:06:44 AM) Andrew_Jackson: Sorry about that folks
(12:06:45 AM) Andrew_Jackson: did I miss anything?
(12:07:15 AM) Aria: Nope - we took a short break
(12:07:16 AM) Hypolita: yeah koumei got on for five minutes and linked us to video of her masturbating
(12:07:23 AM) Aria: And that <_< >_>
(12:07:40 AM) Aria: (You weren't supposed to tell him about that)
(12:07:46 AM) Andrew_Jackson: I always assumed Koumei was fat, so I guess I didn't miss anything
(12:08:00 AM) Hypolita: hey, I'm still stunned she could get her legs behind her head like that
(12:08:16 AM) Hypolita: you must not have seen her photo back when the den had a photo thread
(12:08:58 AM) Mask_de_GM: lolol
(12:09:25 AM) Mask_de_GM: Alright, now that we've hit our pervert quota for the evening, let's get on with the show
(12:09:44 AM) Mask_de_GM: so, you're gonna fly now, right?
(12:09:56 AM) Hypolita: that's what I was figuring on.
(12:10:11 AM) Andrew_Jackson: sounds like a plan
(12:10:11 AM) Hypolita: unless you're going with "kill every mook, servant and dog" xp
(12:10:18 AM) Mask_de_GM: That works for me
(12:11:06 AM) Mask_de_GM: so [FLIGHT] or [FIGHT] ladies and gentlemen?
(12:11:23 AM) Aria: [FLIGHT]
(12:11:27 AM) Hypolita: ...how dry is that forest?
(12:11:40 AM) Mask_de_GM: Not very, why?
(12:11:52 AM) Mask_de_GM: oh
(12:11:54 AM) Hypolita: damn, I was thinking I could just fire a few eldritch blasts in
(12:12:05 AM) Mask_de_GM: you're welcome to try setting the whole place ablaze
(12:12:09 AM) Mask_de_GM: actually, go for it
(12:13:22 AM) Mask_de_GM: so?
(12:13:22 AM) Hypolita: Hypolita fires a few eldritch blasts and hellfire blasts into the forest, waiting for the trees to catch on fire before flying up with her armour. "What was it you were saying about having to get through the forest, calimari?"
(12:13:51 AM) Mask_de_GM: hold up, let me roll some dice for shits and giggles
(12:14:01 AM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d100
(12:14:02 AM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=64 ]{64}
(12:15:04 AM) Mask_de_GM: Your little act of arson manages to catch quite a few trees ablaze, which spreads from canopy to canopy, quickly blotting out the sun with choking smoke
(12:15:20 AM) Mask_de_GM: "W-what are you doing? This is madness!"
(12:15:27 AM) Andrew_Jackson: unrelated, I have aquired liquor at long last. This game just got better
(12:15:33 AM) Andrew_Jackson: "This is sparta!"
(12:15:34 AM) Mask_de_GM: awwww yeaaah
(12:15:58 AM) Aria: "Looks like the 'Forest of Fear' is getting a taste of its own medicine"
(12:16:05 AM) Mask_de_GM: "Tell the glowing one that no, this is a major environmental hazard, dimwit>"
(12:16:06 AM) Hypolita: Hypolita cracks up, "Clearly you've never dealt with the Vashar before. Just be glad I'm not close enough to share my culture"
(12:16:15 AM) Mask_de_GM: the voice bellows to those who can hear it
(12:17:07 AM) Mask_de_GM: As you fly through the smoke, you find it harder and harder to discern where you are or where your going
(12:17:16 AM) Mask_de_GM: It seems to go on vertically for ages
(12:17:27 AM) Mask_de_GM: Getting heavier and heavier
(12:17:44 AM) Mask_de_GM: as if it had its own gravitational pull
(12:17:48 AM) Hypolita: "huh. maybe that wasn't such a great idea."
(12:17:59 AM) Mask_de_GM: "Gee, you think?"
(12:18:29 AM) Hypolita: "Hey, you're the one that taunted a fire throwing half orc with kindling"
(12:18:43 AM) Mask_de_GM: Little black clumps of smoke and shadow start to affix themselves to you
(12:19:00 AM) Mask_de_GM: sticking to you like infernal bird shit
(12:19:21 AM) Mask_de_GM: It doesn't feel all too pleasant and you begin to slow down some
(12:19:57 AM) Hypolita: kn the planes check?
(12:20:19 AM) Mask_de_GM: Go for it
(12:20:32 AM) Hypolita: roll 1d20+7
(12:20:33 AM) Dicesaurus: Hypolita rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{27}
(12:21:16 AM) Mask_de_GM: Apparently there was some sort of reaction between energies most foul and whatever gave the Jungle of Fear its name. And it's creating some nasty semi-sentient smokestuff that wishes to make you a part of it
(12:21:47 AM) Hypolita: "Hmm... the smokes actively trying to kill us or something..."
(12:22:02 AM) Aria: "Any way to ward it off or kill it?"
(12:22:03 AM) Mask_de_GM: What do
(12:22:16 AM) Mask_de_GM: Shooting seems to have worked so far
(12:22:32 AM) ForValor: blast it with fire?
(12:22:32 AM) Aria: Well, we'll try that then
(12:22:40 AM) Aria: Time to shoot the darkness with magic missiles
(12:22:46 AM) Hypolita: "Well, I was thinking of trying the opposite track, ie, burrowing, but..."
(12:23:03 AM) Mask_de_GM: So, [FIGHT] [BURROW] [GENUFLECT]?
(12:23:13 AM) Hypolita: Hypolita fires a hellfire blast at the smoke
(12:23:19 AM) Aria: roll 9d6+18 Standard Shot damage
(12:23:19 AM) Dicesaurus: Aria rolled 9d6+18 Standard Shot damage --> [ 9d6=40 ]{58}
(12:23:19 AM) Hypolita: roll 1d20+6
(12:23:19 AM) Dicesaurus: Hypolita rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{22}
(12:23:33 AM) Hypolita: roll 4d6
(12:23:34 AM) Dicesaurus: Hypolita rolled 4d6 --> [ 4d6=17 ]{17}
(12:24:02 AM) Mask_de_GM: The blasts of magical energy rip through the smoke, giving the tiniest glimmer of sunlight right before they dissipate
(12:24:27 AM) Mask_de_GM: However, the hellfire gets blackened and subsumed by the smoke, leading more of it to Hypolita's location
(12:24:49 AM) Mask_de_GM: the splotches come hot and heavy and give me a Fort save Hypo
(12:24:55 AM) Hypolita: "Ok, so that didn't work..."
(12:25:08 AM) Hypolita: roll 1d20+5 fort
(12:25:08 AM) Dicesaurus: Hypolita rolled 1d20+5 fort --> [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
(12:25:25 AM) Mask_de_GM: It spreads across her face, but does little more than sting a little
(12:25:33 AM) Mask_de_GM: AJ, other guy, what do?
(12:26:13 AM) Andrew_Jackson: Fuck it, it can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man.
(12:26:32 AM) Mask_de_GM: so full holy countenance time?
(12:26:38 AM) Andrew_Jackson: yeah
(12:27:19 AM) Mask_de_GM: Andrew glows like a miniature sun, yelling "You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man." in open challenge of the smoke
(12:27:43 AM) Mask_de_GM: Parts of it sizzle and die away, ripping open a small bubble of protection around him
(12:28:07 AM) Mask_de_GM: it redoubles it's efforts; clashing and lashing against the holy icon
(12:28:17 AM) Mask_de_GM: FV, what do?
(12:28:51 AM) Mask_de_GM: FV?
(12:28:55 AM) Mask_de_GM: Bueller?
(12:28:58 AM) Mask_de_GM: Anybody?
(12:29:04 AM) ForValor: charge
(12:29:11 AM) Mask_de_GM: charge what?
(12:29:18 AM) ForValor: through the smoke, following AJ
(12:29:25 AM) ForValor: fuck if I can do anything
(12:30:23 AM) Mask_de_GM: Well, the shadows are your bag
(12:30:29 AM) Mask_de_GM: and this is at least partially shadow
(12:30:43 AM) Mask_de_GM: but whatevs, give me a Reflex save
(12:30:59 AM) Andrew_Jackson: me, or FV?
(12:31:04 AM) Mask_de_GM: FV
(12:31:44 AM) ForValor: roll 1d20+4
(12:31:44 AM) Dicesaurus: ForValor rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{23}
(12:31:48 AM) ForValor: bitch
(12:32:21 AM) Mask_de_GM: The slipstream that AJ kicks up does little to deter you, as your powers over shadow cause the tendrils to bend and weave away
(12:32:56 AM) ForValor: do you guys think it's sentient?
(12:33:15 AM) Mask_de_GM: So: Aria saw her shots go out at the very edge of her range, Hellfire makes it angry, and you can't fucking touch the gingerbread man
(12:33:19 AM) Mask_de_GM: and that makes it angry
(12:33:22 AM) Mask_de_GM: so what do
(12:33:42 AM) Andrew_Jackson: @FV: Don't care, I'm the gingerbread man
(12:33:46 AM) Hypolita: "given that it's smoke, caused by a conflux of foul energies to be trying to kill us? yes, I think it's sentient"
(12:33:57 AM) Hypolita: Hypolita pulls her knife and starts shanking shadow blotches for lack of any other idea at the moment
(12:34:12 AM) Aria: "Anybody have Gust of Wind? No? Well, damn..."
(12:34:16 AM) Aria: I'll slap on Crown of Flames
(12:34:17 AM) ForValor: "then why not try to communicate with it? I mean, I'm at a loss here... but has anyone got telepathy?"
(12:34:28 AM) Aria: No telepathy, but I do have Tongues
(12:34:39 AM) ForValor: try talking to it...?
(12:34:57 AM) Hypolita: "um... <Go AWAY!>" Hypolita says, switching to Infernal to address the smoke
(12:35:31 AM) Hypolita: "<habla abyssal?>"
(12:35:52 AM) ForValor: how far away is the gingerbread man at this point?
(12:36:13 AM) Andrew_Jackson: Umm, I move at like 30' per move action, so not very
(12:36:29 AM) Mask_de_GM: The gingerbread man is 30' away, and it's getting hard to see him
(12:36:37 AM) ForValor: oh, great...
(12:36:48 AM) ForValor: "Hey, Gingerbread man! Get the fuck back here!"
(12:36:57 AM) ForValor: to the smoke:
(12:37:05 AM) Mask_de_GM: <-------I------>
(12:37:11 AM) Hypolita: "<sprechen se Orc?">
(12:37:19 AM) Mask_de_GM: <-----I h------>
(12:37:31 AM) Andrew_Jackson: "Fuck you! I'm the gingerbread man!"
(12:37:33 AM) Mask_de_GM: <-----hElP------>
(12:37:50 AM) ForValor: "If you can hear me, please let me apologize for hypolita. She didn't mean to anger you. She was being reckless--WHAT?"
(12:37:57 AM) Hypolita: <"How?">
(12:37:58 AM) Aria: "What do you need? We will try to help you if we can!"
(12:38:07 AM) Mask_de_GM: <---hUrTs--->
(12:38:19 AM) Mask_de_GM: <G---g-g-g--->
(12:38:44 AM) ForValor: yikes...
(12:38:48 AM) Mask_de_GM: The smoke gets heavier, compacting in ways smoke really shouldn't
(12:38:57 AM) Mask_de_GM: everybody, it's time to make Uber's favorite save
(12:39:00 AM) ForValor: "Do you think a dispel might have any effect?"
(12:39:05 AM) Aria: roll 1d20+10 Ref save
(12:39:05 AM) Dicesaurus: Aria rolled 1d20+10 Ref save --> [ 1d20=8 ]{18}
(12:39:26 AM) Hypolita: roll 1d20+7 ref
(12:39:27 AM) Dicesaurus: Hypolita rolled 1d20+7 ref --> [ 1d20=5 ]{12}
(12:39:34 AM) ForValor: roll 1d20+4 Ref
(12:39:34 AM) Dicesaurus: ForValor rolled 1d20+4 Ref --> [ 1d20=8 ]{12}
(12:40:09 AM) Mask_de_GM: AJ, ref save plz
(12:40:16 AM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d20+13 ref
(12:40:17 AM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+13 ref --> [ 1d20=20 ]{33}
(12:40:21 AM) Andrew_Jackson: owned
(12:40:32 AM) Hypolita: damned gingerbread men
(12:40:35 AM) ForValor: goddomot Ondrow Jockson
(12:40:41 AM) Mask_de_GM: The power is too much for everyone but the gingerbread man, who rockets forth with renewed vigor
(12:41:05 AM) Mask_de_GM: The smoke hardens into a block of pure nothing as the faint light fades away
(12:41:17 AM) Mask_de_GM: <-s-S-t-TOP
(12:41:25 AM) Mask_de_GM: <STO---P>
(12:41:37 AM) Hypolita: "Oh fucking gruumsh's semen soaked eye hole!"
(12:41:41 AM) Mask_de_GM: <lLlLlLIGHT>
(12:41:48 AM) Mask_de_GM: <LIGHT---HURTS>
(12:41:55 AM) Aria: *coughhackcough* "TURN OFF THE LIGHT, ANDREW"
(12:42:17 AM) Mask_de_GM: Your cries fall on deaf ears
(12:42:31 AM) Andrew_Jackson: "Fuck you, I'm the gingerbread man!"
(12:42:41 AM) Andrew_Jackson: (really, I'm just gunna gingerbread my way through this)
(12:42:42 AM) Hypolita: "fuck. fuckfuckfuck. Hey Slim, you've got shadow powers, right?" Hypolita shouts to <Valor's character>
(12:42:48 AM) Mask_de_GM: as even if you weren't in the box of nothing, yeah, he's pretty much sold on being the gingerbread man
(12:43:20 AM) ForValor: "My "shadow powers" confine themselves to -*coughing*- shooting ice and making people go blind"
(12:43:50 AM) Mask_de_GM: The shadow looses an unholy scream as tears of nothing rain down upon AJ
(12:43:54 AM) Mask_de_GM: Fort Save plz
(12:43:56 AM) ForValor: "ANDREW! SHUT THE DAMN LIGHT OFF!! I don't want to deal with this shit!!"
(12:44:00 AM) Hypolita: "damnit Shadey!"
(12:44:14 AM) ForValor: "you're a fucking riot, warlock"
(12:44:18 AM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d20+17 fort
(12:44:18 AM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+17 fort --> [ 1d20=16 ]{33}
(12:44:26 AM) ForValor: roll 1d20+8 fort save
(12:44:27 AM) Dicesaurus: ForValor rolled 1d20+8 fort save --> [ 1d20=9 ]{17}
(12:44:38 AM) ForValor: damn, uber. Your rolls got a lot better.
(12:44:52 AM) Mask_de_GM: {FV, you missed my starting memo I take it. Come up with something cool, flavorful, and shadow related so I don't inadvertently TPK you fuckers}
(12:45:28 AM) ForValor: {O RLY? Coming up with shit now}
(12:45:33 AM) Andrew_Jackson: There won't be a TPK, I'm the gingerbread man.
(12:45:55 AM) Aria: (Come up with something before my character remembers she can 'port out of this. Shadows are much more interesting)
(12:45:59 AM) Mask_de_GM: AJ bursts straight through the rain and punches his way through the thick of the cloud. The shadow gets a little lighter here, freedom (for you) might be close at hands
(12:46:10 AM) Mask_de_GM: *hand
(12:46:43 AM) Hypolita: how high up are we?
(12:47:02 AM) Mask_de_GM: A good 3-400'
(12:47:05 AM) Mask_de_GM: or so
(12:47:15 AM) Mask_de_GM: AJ's at about 450
(12:47:17 AM) Hypolita: damn.
(12:47:26 AM) Andrew_Jackson: I have featherfall. No worries.
(12:47:32 AM) Mask_de_GM: :V
(12:47:40 AM) Aria: Presuming the forest isn't on fire below you
(12:47:47 AM) Aria: Fire hot
(12:47:48 AM) Mask_de_GM: which is most certainly is
(12:47:50 AM) Andrew_Jackson: I also have fire resistance.
(12:47:54 AM) Andrew_Jackson: 20 or so
(12:47:57 AM) Andrew_Jackson: because that's how I roll
(12:47:59 AM) Hypolita: well... failing anything else, I can use Bones of Earth for a solid two minutes and get myself an escape chute
(12:47:59 AM) ForValor: Diov shuts his eyes and starts shaking
(12:48:11 AM) Mask_de_GM: Doesn't hellfire beat Fire Resistance?
(12:48:17 AM) Aria: It does
(12:48:28 AM) Aria: If it's immunity it does half damage
(12:48:32 AM) Andrew_Jackson: the forest is burning with hellfire?
(12:48:41 AM) Hypolita: parts of it at least
(12:48:41 AM) Mask_de_GM: Hypo lit it up with both
(12:49:07 AM) Mask_de_GM: and seeing as how the smoke is probably a minor demon at this point, it's safe to say that the remaining fire is hellfire
(12:49:23 AM) ForValor: {Can I try to absorb the smoke into my body? Fort Save or something}
(12:49:23 AM) ForValor: 1d20+8 Fort Save to eat the shadowsmoke
(12:49:23 AM) ForValor: roll 1d20+8
(12:49:23 AM) ForValor: woops...
(12:49:23 AM) ForValor: roll 1d20+8 goddamn fort save
(12:49:23 AM) Dicesaurus: ForValor rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
(12:49:23 AM) Dicesaurus: ForValor rolled 1d20+8 goddamn fort save --> [ 1d20=20 ]{28}
(12:49:30 AM) ForValor: THERE!
(12:49:46 AM) Mask_de_GM: I'll take the second one
(12:50:09 AM) ***ForValor respects the GM
(12:50:34 AM) Mask_de_GM: Diov taps into the connection he has to the Plane of Shadow and tears open a one-way portal there which, for reasons only known to the DM, works akin to a vacuum
(12:50:59 AM) Mask_de_GM: It cracks open the box of nothing, and draws forth another pained howl from the shadow
(12:51:08 AM) Hypolita: "Hey, quicker than my earth chute. if it works it works."
(12:51:12 AM) Mask_de_GM: <HhHHHHURTS!>
(12:51:16 AM) Mask_de_GM: <BETRAAAAYED>
(12:51:35 AM) Mask_de_GM: The cloud redshifts, and the pressure becomes intense
(12:51:37 AM) ForValor: "<Sorry I'm doing this... Find a resting place somewhere in my homeland.>"
(12:52:28 AM) Mask_de_GM: Light peeks through the upper portions of the cloud cover as the material starts hardening
(12:52:40 AM) Mask_de_GM: It feels like you're going to burst, but you have to keep moving
(12:52:50 AM) ForValor: "LET'S FLY!!!"
(12:52:57 AM) Mask_de_GM: Everybody, uber's favorite save one more time
(12:53:01 AM) Aria: roll 1d20+10 Ref save
(12:53:01 AM) Dicesaurus: Aria rolled 1d20+10 Ref save --> [ 1d20=14 ]{24}
(12:53:03 AM) Hypolita: regardless Hypolita starts raising consecutive pillars of earth beneath her
(12:53:07 AM) Andrew_Jackson: FUCKING REFLEX SAVES
(12:53:10 AM) Hypolita: roll 1d20+7 ref
(12:53:10 AM) Dicesaurus: Hypolita rolled 1d20+7 ref --> [ 1d20=10 ]{17}
(12:53:13 AM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d20+13 ref
(12:53:13 AM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+13 ref --> [ 1d20=5 ]{18}
(12:53:21 AM) ForValor: 1d20+4 RefSave
(12:53:38 AM) Mask_de_GM: forgot the roll there chief
(12:53:47 AM) ForValor: fuckity fuck
(12:53:53 AM) ForValor: roll 1d20+4 RefSave
(12:53:53 AM) Dicesaurus: ForValor rolled 1d20+4 RefSave --> [ 1d20=20 ]{24}
(12:53:59 AM) ForValor: thank you, RNG
(12:54:08 AM) Hypolita: (It'll take two minutes to form a 5'x400' pillar)
(12:55:23 AM) Mask_de_GM: Diov grabs hold of Aria by the hand, makes a slashing motion with his free hand, and forces open another hole to the Plane of Shadow. It eats away at just enough of the material to crack it, which lets Andrew and Hypolita burst through the shattering shadowstuff
(12:56:06 AM) Mask_de_GM: At once, the light floods your senses as the area below you becomes like livid onyx run blood red
(12:56:47 AM) Mask_de_GM: Once more the shadow screams, stabbing jagged shards of itself into the last two adventurers before falling inert
(12:56:48 AM) ForValor: "What the hell..."
(12:57:12 AM) Mask_de_GM: you can't see the forest anymore, but you do see Brain Tower looming ahead
(12:57:13 AM) Aria: "Let's never do that again."
(12:57:29 AM) Hypolita: "damned ominously named locations not reacting to fire normally"
(12:58:09 AM) ForValor: "you're all welcome"
(12:58:17 AM) Hypolita: "Thanks Slim"
(12:58:19 AM) Andrew_Jackson: "GINGERBREAD MAAAAAAAN"
(12:58:29 AM) ForValor: "except you, gingerbread man. You did damn well by yourself."
(12:58:38 AM) Andrew_Jackson: (lqtm)
(12:59:11 AM) Mask_de_GM: AJ, Hypo, you two have angry little splotches of black on the back of your necks
(12:59:23 AM) Mask_de_GM: they aren't doing anything right now, but you should probably know that
(12:59:32 AM) Andrew_Jackson: Detect magic on it
(12:59:42 AM) Mask_de_GM: It's magical
(12:59:47 AM) Andrew_Jackson: detect evil on it
(12:59:57 AM) Mask_de_GM: Strong Infernal/Universal
(1:00:02 AM) Andrew_Jackson: dispel that shit
(1:00:12 AM) Mask_de_GM: It's unaligned
(1:00:24 AM) Mask_de_GM: but okay, targeted dispel on yourself?
(1:00:27 AM) Mask_de_GM: and Hypo
(1:00:31 AM) Hypolita: "Aww... do I have a little pet smoke demon now?"
(1:00:35 AM) Andrew_Jackson: oh shit
(1:00:40 AM) Andrew_Jackson: that means I'd have to cast my own buffs
(1:00:44 AM) Mask_de_GM: yep
(1:00:44 AM) Andrew_Jackson: maybe remove curse
(1:00:50 AM) Andrew_Jackson: remove curse?
(1:01:53 AM) Mask_de_GM: You cast remove curse on it, and the magic emanating from it goes silent
(1:02:09 AM) Mask_de_GM: it's still on you, but it just looks like a particularly shitty birthmark now
(1:02:18 AM) Andrew_Jackson: eh, I have a beard
(1:02:25 AM) Mask_de_GM: on the back of your neck?
(1:02:34 AM) Aria: He has beard EVERYWHERE
(1:02:38 AM) ForValor: hahahaha
(1:02:41 AM) Mask_de_GM: He is beard
(1:02:41 AM) Hypolita: Hypolita offers her little splotch pet a sip of beer
(1:02:44 AM) Andrew_Jackson: no, but having a beard means I can have all the defects I want and still get the girl
(1:02:49 AM) Mask_de_GM: lol
(1:02:53 AM) Andrew_Jackson: it's called the bearded protagonist effect
(1:02:56 AM) Andrew_Jackson: works every time
(1:03:09 AM) Mask_de_GM: Wang Gingerbread
(1:03:12 AM) Mask_de_GM: a man's man
(1:03:20 AM) Hypolita: gingerwang?
(1:03:22 AM) Andrew_Jackson: a gingerbread man
(1:04:02 AM) ForValor: Gingerbeard Man.
(1:04:06 AM) Mask_de_GM: Hypolita splashes beer on her neck and looks rather foolish, but a small pulse of pleasure that runs through her body tells her that was a good idea
(1:04:41 AM) Aria: Annnnyways. On to the tower! Let's see if we've smoked out any flayers...
(1:04:42 AM) Hypolita: "awesome, I have a weird creepy pet now. And I'll have you all know that was a traditional orcish cultural act!"
(1:05:11 AM) Aria: "Pouring beer on random body parts?"
(1:05:17 AM) Hypolita: "yes"
(1:05:25 AM) ForValor: "Sounds dwarvish to me."
(1:05:28 AM) Aria: "That would explain the smell."
(1:05:30 AM) Andrew_Jackson: GINGERBEARD MAN
(1:05:36 AM) Hypolita: "Nah, they stole it from us"
(1:05:41 AM) Mask_de_GM: Alright, you mosey on up to the tower, which is on full lockdown thanks to the raging hellfire that's deforesting the island
(1:05:41 AM) Hypolita: "stockholm syndrome"
(1:05:58 AM) Hypolita: full lockdown with a hole in the front of it?
(1:06:05 AM) Mask_de_GM: The windows are open, but no smoke seems to go through them
(1:06:11 AM) Aria: Fancy
(1:06:25 AM) Mask_de_GM: there's a little bit of pretty color shifting going down on them too
(1:06:46 AM) Andrew_Jackson: "BITCHES, I'M THE GINGERBEARD MAN, COME OUT AND FACE MY GINGERNESS!" shouts AJ
(1:07:06 AM) Hypolita: "Hey AJ, I thought gingers sunburnt in any amount of light"
(1:07:14 AM) ForValor: I'll shoot over to a window and see if I can get inside.
(1:07:58 AM) Andrew_Jackson: "GINGER SMASH!"
(1:08:05 AM) Mask_de_GM: "Are you nuts? You set the godsdamned forest on fire! You punched through a coal demon! We're not coming out there, why don't you come in here!"
(1:08:15 AM) Hypolita: I'll just pound the front of Braintower with another earth pillar
(1:08:53 AM) Mask_de_GM: You make your makeshift battering ram smash into the tower to no real effect
(1:09:04 AM) Hypolita: "damn. worked before..."
(1:09:18 AM) Aria: Anything happen if I shoot sparks through a window?
(1:09:23 AM) Mask_de_GM: "Sweet Cthulu, you people are insane!"
(1:09:26 AM) Mask_de_GM: try it
(1:09:27 AM) Mask_de_GM: :V
(1:09:32 AM) Aria: I do
(1:09:41 AM) Hypolita: "We're not insane, we're Adventurers!"
(1:09:44 AM) Hypolita: "also insane"
(1:10:37 AM) Mask_de_GM: The shots ping off of the window: it shifts orange with each impact sending hexagonal ripples from the epicenter
(1:11:25 AM) ForValor: "I think we could also rationalize as being assholes."
(1:11:28 AM) ForValor: dispel that shit?
(1:11:34 AM) Hypolita: I'm going to fly up to the top of the tower and look at the stone brain
(1:11:43 AM) Mask_de_GM: Try it
(1:12:03 AM) ForValor: "Hey, gingerbeard. Would you mind trying to dispel one of these magic windows?"
(1:12:16 AM) Andrew_Jackson: FUCK YOU I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN
(1:12:17 AM) Andrew_Jackson: Sure
(1:12:24 AM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d20+8 dispel
(1:12:24 AM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+8 dispel --> [ 1d20=15 ]{23}
(1:12:44 AM) Mask_de_GM: The stone brain is ornately carved from quartz and glass, with deep rivulets of multicolored fluid running through the folds
(1:13:22 AM) Hypolita: "Anyone think anything particularly bad would happen if I smashed the shit out of this stone brain?"
(1:13:49 AM) ForValor: "Dude. Do it... wait, hold on. Does any part of the brain burn? Because I don't want to go through that shit again."
(1:14:15 AM) Hypolita: "No, no, I was thinking of using my pillars on this shit"
(1:14:17 AM) Mask_de_GM: The dispelling magic stops inches before hitting the wall, as it shifts colors from red, to orange, to yellow before flashing brightest white
(1:14:28 AM) Mask_de_GM: odds or evens folks?
(1:14:32 AM) Aria: Odds
(1:14:37 AM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d5
(1:14:38 AM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d5 --> [ 1d5=3 ]{3}
(1:14:42 AM) Aria: Cheers
(1:14:44 AM) Mask_de_GM: eh, that works
(1:14:56 AM) Mask_de_GM: And you get your eyes closed before you all go blind
(1:14:56 AM) ForValor: the "odds" were in our favor that time.
(1:15:04 AM) Mask_de_GM: yeah, but I'll give you that one
(1:15:27 AM) ForValor: "woah. Alright. Brain-smashing time."
(1:16:13 AM) Mask_de_GM: alright, is everybody going to smash the giant brain?
(1:16:27 AM) ForValor: Yes.
(1:16:33 AM) Aria: "Hmm. Interesting. I don't suppose you can pinpoint the source of this barrier, Andrew? Somebody or something must be maintaining it."
(1:16:34 AM) Hypolita: As she hovers above the brain on a swirling disk of sand, Hypolita performs a hard style kata, forming pillars of stone from the tower and driving them through the crystaline brain
(1:17:05 AM) Mask_de_GM: The brain shakes and buckles, cracks and splinters, but does not fall
(1:17:17 AM) Mask_de_GM: Sirens go up from around the tower
(1:17:29 AM) Mask_de_GM: and the fluid shifts white
(1:17:47 AM) Andrew_Jackson: "FUCK YOU I'M THE GINGERBEARD MAN"
(1:17:54 AM) Andrew_Jackson: *smash*
(1:17:55 AM) Mask_de_GM: filling in the cracks and reinforcing the damage
(1:18:09 AM) ForValor: I'll fire a cold spear into it.
(1:18:13 AM) Hypolita: "Hm... I could probably shape this thing at a whim..."
(1:18:41 AM) Mask_de_GM: Andrew Jackson rams headlong into the brain, and smacks flat against it like a bird on a windowpane
(1:18:58 AM) ForValor: "Fluids and all, Hypo?"
(1:19:14 AM) Hypolita: "Well if they're crystalline, maybe"
(1:19:35 AM) Mask_de_GM: The spear sings into one of the cracks that didn't make it all the way shut, and the fluid starts to slow and turn blue
(1:19:36 AM) Hypolita: "If not, I could probably just shape it such that the fluid runs out...
(1:19:58 AM) Hypolita: this thing less than 16^3ft?
(1:20:25 AM) ForValor: wouldn't it be easier to say 4096?
(1:20:39 AM) Aria: Nah, he means 16 cubic feet
(1:20:48 AM) Hypolita: right I think I screwed up notation
(1:20:49 AM) ForValor: ohhhh
(1:20:54 AM) Hypolita: 16ft^3
(1:21:01 AM) Mask_de_GM: yeah, that's 16 ft^3
(1:21:12 AM) Mask_de_GM: and no, it's a little bigger than that
(1:21:23 AM) Mask_de_GM: it is taking a little longer to reform itself though
(1:21:31 AM) Hypolita: damn. how much bigger?
(1:21:45 AM) Hypolita: can I just work with the top 16 ft^3?
(1:22:02 AM) Mask_de_GM: Go for it
(1:22:29 AM) Mask_de_GM: It's like 100 cubic feet
(1:22:35 AM) Hypolita: oh, jesus.
(1:22:39 AM) Hypolita: ok, well....
(1:22:45 AM) ForValor: that's "a little bigger"
(1:22:46 AM) Mask_de_GM: it's a giant brain on top of a giant tower
(1:23:27 AM) Hypolita: Hypolita nears the top of the brain and starts molding the upper 16 cubic feet into a giant flaccid dick
(1:23:30 AM) ForValor: shape it like a phallus.
(1:23:32 AM) ForValor: YES!
(1:23:38 AM) Hypolita: (stone shape used for the day)
(1:23:45 AM) ForValor: worth it.
(1:24:09 AM) Hypolita: complete with urethra to allow flow of fluid out, to dribble down the tower
(1:24:22 AM) Mask_de_GM: hahaha...oh wow
(1:24:50 AM) Hypolita: because dicks are inherently funny
(1:25:24 AM) Mask_de_GM: You do that, and the tower workers look at you with something between pity and fear, before fiddling with some dials and buttons
(1:25:49 AM) Hypolita: Hypolita gets the hell out of dodge if she has a chance
(1:26:00 AM) Aria: Tower workers?
(1:26:08 AM) Mask_de_GM: Portions of the brain start to fold open into small sieves, and from these sieves come cannons to bear
(1:26:14 AM) Mask_de_GM: Yes, there are people in the tower
(1:26:18 AM) Aria: Can we see these mentioned workers?
(1:26:21 AM) Mask_de_GM: Yes you can
(1:26:27 AM) Mask_de_GM: they're thralls in labcoats
(1:26:39 AM) ForValor: but they're behind windows... so we can't shoot them?
(1:27:00 AM) Mask_de_GM: you can try to break through, or shoot through the cannons if you're feeling yourselves
(1:27:02 AM) Aria: I'll attempt to Greater Teleport into the room with the mooks, then
(1:27:05 AM) Mask_de_GM: ah
(1:27:06 AM) Mask_de_GM: that works too
(1:27:29 AM) Hypolita: and I'll crush the canons with 20'lines of stone from the tower
(1:27:57 AM) ForValor: I'll use a Shadow Path, Fort Save for one of the thralls or go blind.
(1:28:31 AM) Mask_de_GM: Aria bamfs into the control room while Hypolita swings building stone against itself
(1:28:57 AM) Mask_de_GM: A thrall wheels on Aria, but falls to the ground, clutching his eyes in terror
(1:29:21 AM) ForValor: "fuckers..."
(1:29:26 AM) Mask_de_GM: the blue liquid goes flying out of the cannons that aren't totally destructed.
(1:29:35 AM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d6
(1:29:36 AM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{4}
(1:29:54 AM) Mask_de_GM: roll 1d20+5
(1:29:54 AM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{21}
(1:30:06 AM) Mask_de_GM: hey Hypo, Diov, what are your ACs?
(1:30:19 AM) Hypolita: 18
(1:30:29 AM) ForValor: 18
(1:30:32 AM) Mask_de_GM: ah
(1:30:38 AM) ForValor: well damn
(1:31:09 AM) Mask_de_GM: The blue liquid clips both Diov and Hypolita, sending bitter cold up their nether regions
(1:31:20 AM) Mask_de_GM: roll 2d6
(1:31:21 AM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 2d6 --> [ 2d6=4 ]{4}
(1:31:22 AM) Mask_de_GM: roll 2d6
(1:31:23 AM) Dicesaurus: Mask_de_GM rolled 2d6 --> [ 2d6=8 ]{8}
(1:31:42 AM) ForValor: "My testicles feel trembly... what the hell was that?"
(1:31:43 AM) Mask_de_GM: Hypo take 4 and give me a Fort save, Diov take 8 and give me a Fort save
(1:31:51 AM) ForValor: roll 1d20+8
(1:31:51 AM) Dicesaurus: ForValor rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
(1:32:01 AM) Hypolita: roll 1d20+5
(1:32:01 AM) Dicesaurus: Hypolita rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{11}
(1:32:39 AM) Mask_de_GM: Diov quickly shakes off the testicle tremblings, but Hypo's hymened honeypot isn't so happy
(1:32:48 AM) Hypolita: "kinky, but I prefer heat play" Hypolita tosses an eldritch blast at the nearest cannon
(1:32:53 AM) Mask_de_GM: As the feeling spreads into the pit of her stomach
(1:32:56 AM) Hypolita: roll 1d20+6
(1:32:57 AM) Dicesaurus: Hypolita rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{8}
(1:33:09 AM) Hypolita: assuming I'm not incapactated or anything
(1:33:30 AM) Mask_de_GM: Hypolita feels a bit [Sickened] by the whole situation
(1:33:38 AM) Hypolita: ah, ok
(1:33:43 AM) Mask_de_GM: which causes her shot to miss by a mile
(1:34:07 AM) Hypolita: "fffffuck. lets try that again..."
(1:34:12 AM) Mask_de_GM: Hey, AJ's been pretty quiet, it seems like now would be a good time for some smashy smashy
(1:34:21 AM) Andrew_Jackson: god damnit
(1:34:24 AM) Andrew_Jackson: you people always need me
(1:34:25 AM) Andrew_Jackson: fine
(1:34:26 AM) Andrew_Jackson: smash
(1:34:32 AM) Andrew_Jackson: what can I smite?
(1:34:37 AM) Mask_de_GM: I'm just trying to keep everybody involved
(1:34:37 AM) Aria: Cannons
(1:34:47 AM) Andrew_Jackson: not evil
(1:34:47 AM) Mask_de_GM: Cannons, giant quartz brain, etc
(1:34:56 AM) Andrew_Jackson: eh, I'm smiting the brain then
(1:35:06 AM) Mask_de_GM: then roll'em
(1:35:17 AM) Andrew_Jackson: i deal like 30 damage a hit
(1:35:20 AM) Andrew_Jackson: it's whatever
(1:35:22 AM) ForValor: Brain Smite, AKA Stroke
(1:35:45 AM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d20+400 I hit because it's an innanimate object
(1:35:46 AM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d20+400 I hit because it's an innanimate object --> [ 1d20=3 ]{403}
(1:36:00 AM) Andrew_Jackson: roll 1d8+400 I deal some damage, cuz it's stone
(1:36:01 AM) Dicesaurus: Andrew_Jackson rolled 1d8+400 I deal some damage, cuz it's stone --> [ 1d8=1 ]{401}
(1:37:15 AM) Mask_de_GM: You make a mighty blow into the brain, shattering a cannon and spraying blue fluid down into the side of the tower. Mooks scream and flail before falling unconscious, and you've made yourself a doorway if you just avoid that blue shit
(1:37:42 AM) Mask_de_GM: the whole tower shudders and tilts
(1:38:02 AM) ForValor: divebomb inside.
(1:38:10 AM) ForValor: is Aria on this level?
(1:38:12 AM) Mask_de_GM: Yeah
(1:38:19 AM) Hypolita: fly down inside
(1:38:26 AM) Mask_de_GM: She's waiting for you
(1:39:07 AM) ForValor: all mooks dead?
(1:39:08 AM) Mask_de_GM: you all end up on the inside, looking about at the [DEVICES] around you. There is a [VIDEO SCREEN] as the centerpiece of the now ruined room.
(1:39:09 AM) Mask_de_GM: Yeah
(1:39:18 AM) Aria: Let's take a look at it
(1:39:35 AM) Hypolita: Hypolita starts poking random buttons to try and work the screen
(1:39:38 AM) ForValor: I press X to interact
(1:40:14 AM) Mask_de_GM: Aria turns on the [VIDEO SCREEN] and on pops an image of a gnarled hand stroking a particularly fluffy Hellcat
(1:40:51 AM) ForValor: "Is that...?
(1:40:54 AM) ForValor: "
(1:41:20 AM) Hypolita: "I respect a man who knows how to properly stroke a fiery pussy"
(1:41:29 AM) Mask_de_GM: "So Gadget, it seems like you've found entrance into my Tower of Ego. You got lucky, but your luck shall soon run out once my elite team of...what do you mean "all dead?" What? But what about the? And the? BLAST!"
(1:42:03 AM) Hypolita: "Well, I made the title more true, for you, at least"
(1:42:05 AM) Mask_de_GM: "Fine, I'll just have to activate the Gauntlet of Despair then. Hehe, haha, HAHAHAHAHA*hackcoughwheeze*"
(1:42:16 AM) ForValor: Whispered to whoever's nearest: "What the hell is he talking about?"
(1:42:25 AM) Aria: "I haven't the faintest"
(1:42:25 AM) Mask_de_GM: And the [VIDEO SCREEN] goes blank
(1:42:43 AM) ForValor: "Gadget?"
(1:42:56 AM) Mask_de_GM: There's a [DOOR] in the parts that isn't slimed with weird blue gunk, and you can always try blowing through the center.
(1:42:59 AM) Hypolita: "No clue. Shall we go kill shit?"
(1:43:06 AM) Mask_de_GM: Promise the tower won't orgasm this time
(1:43:25 AM) Aria: Even though we properly equipped the brain to do so?
(1:43:29 AM) Aria: Disappointing
(1:43:35 AM) ForValor: "Hypolita, how's the pet shadow?"
(1:43:45 AM) Hypolita: "Hm, not a peep so far
(1:43:46 AM) Hypolita: "
(1:43:54 AM) Aria: Anyways, let's check out this door
(1:44:08 AM) ForValor: "Let's kick some ass."
(1:44:11 AM) Aria: Danger Sense means I'm always actively searching
(1:44:22 AM) Mask_de_GM: The [DOOR] opens to a white room with white walls and a blue crystal
(1:44:36 AM) Mask_de_GM: A disembodied voice asks: "Would you like to save your game?"
(1:44:43 AM) Aria: [YES]
(1:44:57 AM) Hypolita: "Thank you friend computer"
(1:45:04 AM) Mask_de_GM: [Saving game, please don't turn off the power...]
(1:45:09 AM) Mask_de_GM: [Save complete!]
(1:45:27 AM) Mask_de_GM: It's damn near 2 in the morning for me, so I'm calling it a night folks
(1:45:33 AM) Mask_de_GM: see you next monday
(1:45:35 AM) Aria: Right-o
(1:45:39 AM) Aria: We'll see you then, Mask
(1:45:41 AM) Hypolita: sounds good
(1:45:47 AM) ForValor: g'night then
(1:45:53 AM) Mask_de_GM: you want this transcriped?
(1:45:57 AM) Mask_de_GM: *transcripted?
(1:46:18 AM) ForValor: . . . yes
(1:46:34 AM) Aria: Might as well
(1:46:48 AM) Mask_de_GM: alright cool
(1:47:48 AM) ForValor: g'night Mask
(1:47:55 AM) Mask_de_GM: Should probably do something about the BM's Special Standard Shot type
(1:47:59 AM) Aria: Mmm
(1:48:05 AM) Aria: I've been thinking about that
(1:48:07 AM) Mask_de_GM: say that one three times fast :V
(1:48:08 AM) Aria: I'll post in ye thread
(1:48:29 AM) Mask_de_GM: g'night, for realsies this time.