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Whenever this happens, I always want to go back and find the first instance, and see if it was the same person who posted it a year ago.
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I think you may have the Den record for most image posts, but I can't be sure. But you sure do find a lot of... interesting things. Usually.
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That is one mean cat.
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I love that the cat gives absolutely not a single fuck. Not once does it even glance to assess the damage it has wrought. That's pretty impressive when you realize how loud it must be, what with the sound of a TV bouncing off a guy's skull and the shouted obscenities that I can only assume followed.
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Shrapnel wrote:That is one mean cat.
That cat was large and didn't care.

This one:
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did that shit on purpose.
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Fails because Pterodactyl is Pink. Should have gone with White Tiger.
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Leress wrote:
Shrapnel wrote:That is one mean cat.
That cat was large and didn't care.

This one:
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did that shit on purpose.
The video of that is better because you can hear the whole thing.
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DSMatticus wrote:I love that the cat gives absolutely not a single fuck. Not once does it even glance to assess the damage it has wrought. That's pretty impressive when you realize how loud it must be, what with the sound of a TV bouncing off a guy's skull and the shouted obscenities that I can only assume followed.
The cat might be deaf, this is quite common in white cats.
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hyzmarca wrote:
Fails because Pterodactyl is Pink. Should have gone with White Tiger.
Also saber-tooth tiger is yellow not green.
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Not exactly an image macro, but this is your next Campaign World:

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Bonus points if it's flavored with cinnamon.
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nockermensch wrote:Not exactly an image macro, but this is your next Campaign World
A world populated exclusively by ugly poorly drawn men? Presumably pining for the even uglier even more poorly drawn women that seem to only exist in the elemental dimensions?

"Welcome to Bogral where someone tried and failed to rip off chaos dwarves while disguising it with a melty carrot for a nose! There are also no women here... next country!"
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nockermensch wrote:Not exactly an image macro, but this is your next Campaign World
A world populated exclusively by ugly poorly drawn men? Presumably pining for the even uglier even more poorly drawn women that seem to only exist in the elemental dimensions?

"Welcome to Bogral where someone tried and failed to rip off chaos dwarves while disguising it with a melty carrot for a nose! There are also no women here... next country!"

Why do you assume they're mostly men?

Is it really impossible that non-humie races may have flat-chested and bearded women?
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For everyone that wanted to know about the bunny in the gimp suit.
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nockermensch wrote:Not exactly an image macro, but this is your next Campaign World
A world populated exclusively by ugly poorly drawn men? Presumably pining for the even uglier even more poorly drawn women that seem to only exist in the elemental dimensions?

"Welcome to Bogral where someone tried and failed to rip off chaos dwarves while disguising it with a melty carrot for a nose! There are also no women here... next country!"

Why do you assume they're mostly men?

Is it really impossible that non-humie races may have flat-chested and bearded women?
When pants hide primary sex characteristic and the secondary sex characteristics are male, an assumption is normal.
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I wasn't sold on a world populated exclusively by poorly drawn men.

I'm still not sold on a world populated exclusively by poorly drawn men and poorly drawn women that look exactly like poorly drawn men including the poorly drawn beards.

It seems silly that someone would think almost anyone would be sold on the first thing, it still seems as silly if not sillier that almost anyone would be sold on the second.
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Prak, put it in a spoiler.
Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!
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Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.
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