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Do you know what jambalaya is?

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It's food, good food. I usually have it at family reunions.
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Yup, can't hardly not know, seeing as I drive through the "jambalaya capital of the world" twice a day during classes.
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Except I keep finding people online who don't know what jambalaya is.

I have my AIM up on most of the message boards I post on, so I get the occasional IM from various people.

I had a plate of kickass jambalaya at a Christmas party today and mentioned it when someone asked how my day was. Their response was "jambawhut?" I did a quick survey of other people I keep up with on AIM. Most didn't know.

Most of them are outside the South (sometimes way out, like Canada. The one who did know is in Florida), so for shits and giggles I decided to check to see if jambalaya is an American South thing that just doesn't get the press coverage gumbo does.
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It might be an american south thing, but we're pretty good about cuisine theft here in California. I prefer it to gumbo as it turns out.
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We're almost as shameless about our cuisine theft on the central east coast as our cousins in the west.
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Post by Avoraciopoctules »

Jambalaya is food.
Spicy, maybe a soup or something. Probably from the same area as gumbo.
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yeah, it's Creole food, but Google Images seems to indicate that jambalaya doesn't have to be soup/stew.

EDIT: voted "yes". I vaguely know what jambalaya is and where it comes from, that's probably good enough.
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Well, not soup. Doesn't have to be spicy, either.

But it's basically rice cooked in soup stock, with chunks of whatchagot added in and then cooked.. The plate I had had, I believe, chicken, sausauge, and shrimp, in additional to various diced veggies.

It rocked my socks.
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I've actually eaten it, despite it not being a Filipino staple.
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I knew it was food, but I didn't know exactly what kind of food.
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I have a shrimp allergy. I have to know what jambalaya is so I can avoid it.

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I'm from East Texas/Louisiana and I don't care for it.

For the first thing, I don't care for gummy rice. I only like rice with a very specific level of firmness to it, which I can get if I'm cooking for myself but it seems that Jumbalaya cookers like overly soft rice.

The second thing is that oftentimes it's too greasy. Most people put the meat with the rice and then start cooking it. It isn't too bad if it's just shrimp, but when you put sausage and chicken in there it becomes unacceptable. The meat should be cooked separately, partially drained, then thrown in with the mixture lightly toasted afterwards.

Now I've have some very good Jambalaya and when it's good it's really good, but 9 times out of ten I get something that makes me want to dump it in the trash. So by default I don't like it.
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I tend to get it a bit confused with gumbo on first blush, but yeah, I know what it is.
Lago PARANOIA wrote:I'm from East Texas/Louisiana and I don't care for it.

For the first thing, I don't care for gummy rice. I only like rice with a very specific level of firmness to it, which I can get if I'm cooking for myself but it seems that Jumbalaya cookers like overly soft rice.

The second thing is that oftentimes it's too greasy. Most people put the meat with the rice and then start cooking it. It isn't too bad if it's just shrimp, but when you put sausage and chicken in there it becomes unacceptable. The meat should be cooked separately, partially drained, then thrown in with the mixture lightly toasted afterwards.

Now I've have some very good Jambalaya and when it's good it's really good, but 9 times out of ten I get something that makes me want to dump it in the trash. So by default I don't like it.
Both of your problems with jumbalaya basically come from the way it's cooked, without which it's less jumbalaya and more "rice with meat tossed in".

Though on the other hand... one could make a jumbalaya possibly more to your taste by making a broth with the bones and drippings (and shells) from the meats and then cooking the rice in that broth.
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FrankTrollman wrote:I have a shrimp allergy. I have to know what jambalaya is so I can avoid it.

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You can make jambalaya out of anything as long as...

1) It has rice that's been cooked in some kind of soup stock

2) You call it jambalaya.

The other ingredients vary wildly. I've had chicken jambalaya, veggie jambalaya, sausage jambalaya, crabmeat jambalaya.

If you're unsure, ask 'em what's in it.
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Maxus wrote:
FrankTrollman wrote:I have a shrimp allergy. I have to know what jambalaya is so I can avoid it.

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You can make jambalaya out of anything as long as...

1) It has rice that's been cooked in some kind of soup stock

2) You call it jambalaya.

The other ingredients vary wildly. I've had chicken jambalaya, veggie jambalaya, sausage jambalaya, crabmeat jambalaya.

If you're unsure, ask 'em what's in it.
shrimp is very common though, as people perceive creole cooking to focus mainly on seafood (which, being in marshland and river land, they typically do, but there are plenty of other meats they use)
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Yeah, I think the jambalaya recipe varies from area to area (or even household to household). There is no hard rule that it has to have shrimp in it. The Jambalaya I had was spicy and had some meats, but no shrimp.

The flavor was very distinct from paella though.
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PA wrote: Though on the other hand... one could make a jumbalaya possibly more to your taste by making a broth with the bones and drippings (and shells) from the meats and then cooking the rice in that broth.
It's like I said 'I don't like cheesecake, the filling is too rich' and you said 'that's not really cheesecake so much as cheese-filled cake, use a pie crust next time'.
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Lago PARANOIA wrote:
PA wrote: Though on the other hand... one could make a jumbalaya possibly more to your taste by making a broth with the bones and drippings (and shells) from the meats and then cooking the rice in that broth.
It's like I said 'I don't like cheesecake, the filling is too rich' and you said 'that's not really cheesecake so much as cheese-filled cake, use a pie crust next time'.
...not quite, but...
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I haven't made jambalaya (or gumbo) in a long time. Hmmm....
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There's a lot of overlap between gumbo and jambalaya if you're the kind of person who puts a lot of rice in gumbo; the difference basically boils down to cooking method at that point.

But in my experience gumbo has been strictly better. Now that I've moved from the Frozen North to the [frozen] South, maybe it's worth giving jambalaya another try.
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Jambalaya is a -lot- simpler. There's throwing stuff into a pot and cooking it down, pretty much.

Just making the damn roux for gumbo requires more attention to what you're doing for that. Seriously, don't let that shit burn.
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[TGDMB mode] If I'm not doing the cooking, I don't really give a fuck how hard it is to make. If I am doing the cooking, I know how to make a goddamn' roux. [/TGDMB mode]

Fair enough, though. One of the few things my dad can actually cook is a horrible mushy vegetable jambalaya.

I find that the hard part of making gumbo is not singeing the okra.
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Maxus wrote:Jambalaya is a -lot- simpler. There's throwing stuff into a pot and cooking it down, pretty much.

Just making the damn roux for gumbo requires more attention to what you're doing for that. Seriously, don't let that shit burn.
Given that most creole cooking uses a dark or black roux, you practically have to...
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Prak_Anima wrote:
Maxus wrote:Jambalaya is a -lot- simpler. There's throwing stuff into a pot and cooking it down, pretty much.

Just making the damn roux for gumbo requires more attention to what you're doing for that. Seriously, don't let that shit burn.
Given that most creole cooking uses a dark or black roux, you practically have to...
"Cook it 'till you -think- you've burned it and then five minutes more". Stirring while you do it. You leave it sitting, you -will- burn it. And you won't think. You will be forever able to say with aclarity "Shit was burned, man"

Making roux is something I suck at because I have a hard time staying still for a good period of time. But to make a decent roux, you have to stand there and stir and flip and mix the shit for...well, longer than I like to.
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