Why is English such a Calvinball language?
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- Invincible Overlord
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Why is English such a Calvinball language?
Seriously, this language is all jacked up. And not just the vocabulary and pronunciation and conjugation or even syntactical structure -- but there's a bunch of tiny little rules and exceptions that make no goddamn sense yet completely change the context.
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In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.
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Well, t'be straight with you it's because English is a mutt of a language. The Germanic Angles invaded Britain, killed a bunch of people and impregnated the rest, borrowed off bits of their language and that basically set the tone for the next thousand years or so. If you think it's bad now, there used to be dozens of variations for common spellings and grammar was highly irregular because it was a vernacular language, not one of the standard or classical languages like Greek or Latin, and of course the studies of those languages helped shaped English (which accounts for a part of the weirdness).
The standardization of English itself was weird and very much a political/economic thing, not any sort of scholarly pursuit. Then of course the British Empire went and colonized everything, and English imported (and exported) massive amounts of vocabulary.
The standardization of English itself was weird and very much a political/economic thing, not any sort of scholarly pursuit. Then of course the British Empire went and colonized everything, and English imported (and exported) massive amounts of vocabulary.
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I've been told by multilingual people I know that because of its nature. English is great for science and mathematics, but not so good for poetry and expressive literature.
In contrast, the French weren't allowed to call a CD-rom drive anything for decades after it was invented because the old french guys that are in charge of the french language refused to name it, and refused to let anyone use the english name for it. I am not making any of that up.
In contrast, the French weren't allowed to call a CD-rom drive anything for decades after it was invented because the old french guys that are in charge of the french language refused to name it, and refused to let anyone use the english name for it. I am not making any of that up.
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I mean people use e-mail all the time in france and not the suggested message électronique.
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Lago: I think the popular quote from the days of usenet is "The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and riffle their pockets for new vocabulary"
I mean people use e-mail all the time in france and not the suggested message électronique.
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Lago: I think the popular quote from the days of usenet is "The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and riffle their pockets for new vocabulary"
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Basically, English bashed together germanic and romance languages, and those just don't mix. Also, when English started getting standardized, the people setting the rules decided to import a bunch from Latin that make no goddamn sense in English. For instance, you can't split infinitives because Latin infinitives are present stem+-re instead of being two words.
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Similar, you can too end sentences in prepositions. That 'rule' came from Latin grammar as well.
Just like how Latin didn't split infinitives (because infinitives were one word), Latin also didn't end sentences with prepositions, because Latin, due to a lack of punctuation marks, had to indicate the end of a sentence somehow and thus ended sentences with verbs.
This is why I start speaking in Yoda when someone brings up the prepositions thing. If they want Latin grammar, I will give them Latin grammar.
Just like how Latin didn't split infinitives (because infinitives were one word), Latin also didn't end sentences with prepositions, because Latin, due to a lack of punctuation marks, had to indicate the end of a sentence somehow and thus ended sentences with verbs.
This is why I start speaking in Yoda when someone brings up the prepositions thing. If they want Latin grammar, I will give them Latin grammar.
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"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
One of the reasons english is so stupid (as I explain to my students regularly) is that when grammar was being codified, there were competing codifiers who actually one upped each other to create the most complex rules possible. As it was only the upper classes that would study the codified grammar how complex the grammar you learned became a status thing. And why if you complain about people's grammatical failings you're being a classist douche.
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I love the fact that English is a Calvinball language (speaking of Calvin - my mom cleaned out her library and gave me all her Calvin and Hobbes books!!). It's so much fun to abuse and make stuff up in. And yeah... It's inconsistent, but that's just because it filches from every other language out there.
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One of my major peeves in the very early years of learning English as a primary language while also learning Tamil (totally different and unconnected family tree) as another primary language wasn't really the inconsistencies of grammar but the immense amount of heteronyms. It gets even more compounded because my family has this tendency to speak in four to five different languages with each having either a separate language family or separate tree within the family. Being a polyglot at the age of 6 is fucking confusing.
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Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.
So I was looking at the spoilered image and thinking that it was pretty simple. Only one of the sentences uses the same word more than twice. So I tried coming up with something slightly better, but I think it needs some editing. The first sentence especially is long-winded and forced.
"It's a big deal to try to deal with the results of trying to broke a deal based on the deal of the cards. My heart fell as the deal to fell the tree fell through when he fell through the hole in the floor. I was almost broke so I tried to broke a new deal, but they broke my arm instead."
"It's a big deal to try to deal with the results of trying to broke a deal based on the deal of the cards. My heart fell as the deal to fell the tree fell through when he fell through the hole in the floor. I was almost broke so I tried to broke a new deal, but they broke my arm instead."
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Nah, if you want to go hardcore, you do something like these:
- "Police police police police." (The "police (n) police (n)" police (v) the police (n), kind of like the "fashion (n) police (n)" police (v) fashion (n))
- "Fast fast a fast fast." (First is a verb meaning "to abstain from or eat very little food", second is an adverb that means approximately "without faltering", third is an adjective meaning the same thing, fourth is a noun meaning "The period of time during which one abstains from or eats very little food")
@Parthenon - you keep trying to broke a deal, but the word is actually broker.
@Whatever - Oh, god. The hads. I've heard so many of those I want to cry.
@Whatever - Oh, god. The hads. I've heard so many of those I want to cry.
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I prefer:RadiantPhoenix wrote:Nah, if you want to go hardcore, you do something like these:
- "Police police police police." (The "police (n) police (n)" police (v) the police (n), kind of like the "fashion (n) police (n)" police (v) fashion (n))
- "Fast fast a fast fast." (First is a verb meaning "to abstain from or eat very little food", second is an adverb that means approximately "without faltering", third is an adjective meaning the same thing, fourth is a noun meaning "The period of time during which one abstains from or eats very little food")
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The had one's cute. A rearrangement of
James'd had "had had", while John'd had "had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.
I quite like "had had" as a construction myself. Talking about the past of the past. "I'd had enough of their crap, so I said 'I've had enough of your crap', and went home."
James'd had "had had", while John'd had "had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.
I quite like "had had" as a construction myself. Talking about the past of the past. "I'd had enough of their crap, so I said 'I've had enough of your crap', and went home."
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i know people who worked for oiling companies for decades and hated that the word "cut" had roughly a thousand different meanings in technical language.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:I've been told by multilingual people I know that because of its nature. English is great for science and mathematics, but not so good for poetry and expressive literature.