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Someone Beat Snake:
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That is awesome. I know you can write scripts to do that, but it'd be awesome if someone did that by hand.
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Well, and now that you see how, the tactic seems obvious.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Yeah, except for the twitch reflexes involved, like doubling back on yourself repeatedly so you can traverse vertically on two columns. One wrong key stroke and you eat your tail.

I could pull something like that off on the lower (slower) difficulties, but not at that speed.
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Yeah. I wonder if he has a joystick, because using keyboard would make that very difficult.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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I'm almost positive that's scripted. Most of the fancy coiling tricks are waaaay riskier than they need to be. If you were a human being putting in the time and effort beat Snake, you'd play it safer than that.
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RobbyPants wrote:That is awesome. I know you can write scripts to do that, but it'd be awesome if someone did that by hand.
Does it count if you did it ~10 years ago or something on a mobile phone? Trick being exiting and re-entering the game (so it pauses)?
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Or just set the speed to slow.
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Post by Sigil »

Saw the gif on reddit days ago, the original was 13 minutes long, so not a whole lot of risk there.
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Okay, I just found this to be hilarious.
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Here's something to think about.
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Some Gordon Ramsey images.
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i need a big gulp of bleach please @.@
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Where in all the hells did you find... that?
Is this wretched demi-bee
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Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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i visit other boards too . . tings like this make me question that decision sometimes though <.<
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oh god, there's another one x.x
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Damn Funnyjunk and their hatred of not letting people post images from their boards on other forums.
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they don't?
it shows up for me o.O
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th »

The one that says something about being disgusted by the fact they fucked a girl who fucked an alligator reminds me of a chick I dated very briefly...
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Count Arioch the 28th wrote:The one that says something about being disgusted by the fact they fucked a girl who fucked an alligator reminds me of a chick I dated very briefly...
Y'know, Count, I am not really all that surprised.
Stahlseele wrote:they don't?
it shows up for me o.O
For me it says that I must go to funnyjunk.com to view said image. Maybe funnyjunk just has a hatred for me...?

Eh, wouldn't be the first time a website turned on me.
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Shrapnel wrote:For me it says that I must go to funnyjunk.com to view said image. Maybe funnyjunk just has a hatred for me...?

Eh, wouldn't be the first time a website turned on me.
Says the same here.
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Would have been more topical about 8 months ago:
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Stahlseele wrote:they don't?
it shows up for me o.O
It's because it's in your browser's cache. The rest of us haven't been polluted yet.
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Maj wrote:
Stahlseele wrote:they don't?
it shows up for me o.O
It's because it's in your browser's cache. The rest of us haven't been polluted yet.
I went to the actual web site and couldn't see it. Kinda weird to go to a site to see a pic and get a message telling me to go to the site to see the pic.
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If you must know... It's here: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures ... ic+Quotes/ .
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th »

I like to read hentai comics sometimes because it makes me feel better about myself. Yeah, I'm a freak whose tastes in sex are universally repulsive, but at least I'm not as fucked up as hentai comic writers/artists.
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I'm now using "shitgasm." Not sure how, or when, but I will.
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Maj wrote:If you must know... It's here: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures ... ic+Quotes/ .
I don't think you understand. Going to the Funnyjunk web site has the image blanked out and telling me to go to Funnyjunk. I'm not following a link, but looking at it directly on their site.

Literally, their web site is telling me that I am not on their web site.

Which is weird. Their other images come up fine.
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