Quotes from my game I wanted to share

[Chamomile]

I have a game I play over Skype that has resulted in a couple of quotes I decided I wanted to share with strangers on the internet.

The party encounters Xorn, only one party member speaks Terran and must converse with the Xorn on his own.

[8/15/2013 4:28:25 PM] Lobster_Horde: BATTLECRUISER OPERATIONAL
[8/15/2013 4:28:30 PM] Annon Mouse: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, BOY?
[8/15/2013 4:28:37 PM] Lobster_Horde: NEED A LIGHT?
[8/15/2013 4:28:39 PM] Annon Mouse: ABSOLUTELY
[8/15/2013 4:28:50 PM] Lobster_Horde: GOOD TO GO.
[8/15/2013 4:29:00 PM] Annon Mouse: HANG ON, WE'RE IN FOR SOME CHOP
[8/15/2013 4:29:20 PM] Lobster_Horde: *Raven beeping*
[8/15/2013 4:29:26 PM] Annon Mouse: NAVCOM LOCKED
[8/15/2013 4:29:41 PM] Lobster_Horde: NUCLEAUR LAUNCH DETECTED
[8/15/2013 4:29:49 PM] Annon Mouse: GHOST REPORTING

I'm running a few minutes late for the game. The players attempt to summon me:

[8/29/2013 2:56:43 PM] crypticum: Anyone have Summon Annon memorized?
[8/29/2013 3:00:23 PM] babus: Aetomerlow more points of complexity within a system than is absolutely necessary does not overcomplicate things or result in a less functional game
[8/29/2013 3:01:20 PM | Edited 3:02:16 PM] Lobster_Horde: Ioun Stones are a clever idea that everyone should use.
[8/29/2013 3:01:48 PM] babus: (no, no, you have to say they're clever and balanced)
[8/29/2013 3:02:47 PM] babus: Magical Items in 3.5 are one of the best examples of properly scaled pricing in any gaming system, across all books released.
[8/29/2013 3:03:56 PM] crypticum: Fighters and Rangers are so overpowered
[8/29/2013 3:04:20 PM] Lobster_Horde: Exotic weapon profiency (spiked chain) weapon focus (spiked chain) weapon specialization (spiked chain) greater weapon focus (spiked chain) greater weapon specialization (spiked chain)
[8/29/2013 3:05:05 PM] babus: A class being weaker early on balances it being stronger later.
[8/29/2013 3:07:12 PM] Lobster_Horde: A game requiring system mastery to not suck isn't a concern, players should just know the game better.
[8/29/2013 3:08:03 PM] crypticum: Rope Trick and the like are crucial spells that enable Casters to stay worthwhile.

[Archmage]

The conversation in 'Terran" is absolutely brilliant. I about sprayed my screen.