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I think they're just trying everything they can think of to get all of Koumei's money.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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Well, it's for putting something in that will make many happy neh? O.o
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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This sounds interesting: supposedly, scientists have found some sort of gender-bending genes in mice. ("DMRT1" and "FOXL2", whatever the fuck that means)

What do y'all know about this?
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i know that there are certain animals that can and will switch gender based on needs for fornication . . i did not know that these same genes are to be found outside these species . . but considering that we have a not insignificant genetic similarity to all matter of things, that probably should not come as such a surprise to me i guess . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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RadiantPhoenix wrote:This sounds interesting: supposedly, scientists have found some sort of gender-bending genes in mice. ("DMRT1" and "FOXL2", whatever the fuck that means)

What do y'all know about this?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DMRT1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forkhead_box_L2

Basically genes that are involved in gender selection during early development. The way most genetic discoveries are made is by knocking out various genes so that they no longer function and then seeing what happens. In this case, when these genes get knocked out it strongly affects gender development.

Presumably a gene on the X or Y chromosome regulates the expression of these genes.
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erik wrote:
RadiantPhoenix wrote:This sounds interesting: supposedly, scientists have found some sort of gender-bending genes in mice. ("DMRT1" and "FOXL2", whatever the fuck that means)

What do y'all know about this?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DMRT1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forkhead_box_L2

Basically genes that are involved in gender selection during early development. The way most genetic discoveries are made is by knocking out various genes so that they no longer function and then seeing what happens. In this case, when these genes get knocked out it strongly affects gender development.

Presumably a gene on the X or Y chromosome regulates the expression of these genes.
The news article said that this discovery was different because it worked in adult mice.
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Not sure if this is non politic or not but:
http://deepcor.com/news/1230/fox-news-a ... -americans
What the fuck?
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Stahlseele wrote:Not sure if this is non politic or not but:
http://deepcor.com/news/1230/fox-news-a ... -americans
What the fuck?
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What's sadder, the fact that it's fake or the fact that so many took something so obviously fake at face value?

On the bring side, a quick google search for polymastia has foud a woman who had four fully functional natural lactating breasts, but had the extras removed because they were painful.

Of course, extra breasts aren't going to appear in the middle of the chest because that's not where th milk lines are. The majority I've found are located in the armpits for some reason.
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Well, milk glands are modified sweat glands. You'd expect them to be in vertical lines down like other mammals, but I guess that's
evolution for you.
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I immediately discounted that story as a fake, and something I would likely soon see in one of Cracked's increasingly regular "Times news outlets fucked up" lists. One of the first things that set off my bullshit-sense was that she was said to have gotten plastic surgery to appear less attractive, and chose something that in every fictional incarnation has been treated as more attractive.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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schpeelah wrote:Well, milk glands are modified sweat glands. You'd expect them to be in vertical lines down like other mammals, but I guess that's
evolution for you.
The milk line runs up and down the body from the arm pits to the groin, with most of the line running straight up and down from the nipples. Extra nipples can be anywhere on the line, but are usually no more than a minor cosmetic issue if they are anywhere but the joints. So groin and arm pit extra nipples get more attention than chest or abdomen extra nipples.

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Prak_Anima wrote:One of the first things that set off my bullshit-sense was that she was said to have gotten plastic surgery to appear less attractive, and chose something that in every fictional incarnation has been treated as more attractive.
I don't know about anyone else, but I would find a three-breasted woman pretty unappealing.
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RobbyPants wrote:
Dumbass from that article wrote:We should have been profiling on September 12, 2001. Let's take a trip down memory lane here: the last war this country won, we put Japanese-Americans in internment camps. We dropped nuclear bombs on residential city centers. Yes, profiling would be at least a good start.
I guess it's hard to learn the lessons of history when you think all the bad parts of it were actually good.
It's also a more than a bit weird to hear a wingnut admit that we lost all of the following:
  • Korean Conflict,
  • War on Poverty,
  • Vietnam War,
  • Libya - El Dorado Canyon,
  • Grenada,
  • Panama,
  • The Cold War
  • Kuwait / Iraq - Desert Shield / Storm,
  • Battle of Mogadishu
  • Kosovo War - Noble Anvil
  • Afghanistan - Enduring Freedom
  • Iraq (again)- Iraqi Freedom
  • Libya (again) - Freedom Falcon
Because even I myself am not quite that pessimistic.
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Shrapnel wrote:
I don't know about anyone else, but I would find a three-breasted woman pretty unappealing.
Yeah, virtually every time I've seen references to such it's pretty clearly intended as cheerfully absurd.
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FrankTrollman wrote:
schpeelah wrote:Well, milk glands are modified sweat glands. You'd expect them to be in vertical lines down like other mammals, but I guess that's
evolution for you.
The milk line runs up and down the body from the arm pits to the groin, with most of the line running straight up and down from the nipples. Extra nipples can be anywhere on the line, but are usually no more than a minor cosmetic issue if they are anywhere but the joints. So groin and arm pit extra nipples get more attention than chest or abdomen extra nipples.

-Username17
Of course, an extra breast doesn't necessarily have a nipple. Without the extra nipple the extra mammary gland would likely remain unnoticed until the woman begins lactating, at which point it would swell uncomfortably.
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Remember the Heartbleed security vulnerability? We just got one that's worse. It's being called "Shellshock".

Link: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/26/techn ... icant.html

It's definitely worse than Heartbleed, but the damage isn't going to be immediately obvious like Heartbleed was. It will probably take a very long time for the damage to become apparent.
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http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/20 ... round.html

Fox News is stuffed to the gill full of boobs as it is. Why, there's Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly and...
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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/scie ... es-on-men/
reading the article, i am bracing for impact from feminist screeches of outrage over this.
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Why? Feminism isn't anti-men, it's pro-women. They would no more decry test tube testes than vat-grown vaginas.
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Stahlseele wrote:http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/scie ... es-on-men/
reading the article, i am bracing for impact from feminist screeches of outrage over this.
Were you always a crazy misogynist and I just never noticed, or is this new?
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name_here wrote:
Stahlseele wrote:http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/scie ... es-on-men/
reading the article, i am bracing for impact from feminist screeches of outrage over this.
Were you always a crazy misogynist and I just never noticed, or is this new?
Yeah it is confusing.
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