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Longes wrote: Except in real life "six months" is usually "Bye, ask HR for my phone if you have any questions."
What's this "ask HR for my phone number" crap? It's just "Bye!".
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That's completely unrealistic.

The smallest possible bottle of water based lube bottle is like $3 on Ebay, and it' a very tiny amount. For a bottle that size, with free shipping, he'd be paying around $8.
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hyzmarca wrote:That's completely unrealistic.

The smallest possible bottle of water based lube bottle is like $3 on Ebay, and it' a very tiny amount. For a bottle that size, with free shipping, he'd be paying around $8.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-Personal-Lu ... 2354e2f433

http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-V-for-Vende ... 35eb34bc80

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Blue-Chemical-S ... 3cd187b335

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Booby-Trap-x1-/ ... 43df66b3d0

The map is actually the hardest one to find. The cheapest legit bear trap (as opposed to booby trap) I can find is ~$3, unfortunately.
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virgil wrote:
hyzmarca wrote:That's completely unrealistic.

The smallest possible bottle of water based lube bottle is like $3 on Ebay, and it' a very tiny amount. For a bottle that size, with free shipping, he'd be paying around $8.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-Personal-Lu ... 2354e2f433
Huh. I seriously wouldn't trust off-label 99cent chinese lubricant.
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hyzmarca wrote:
virgil wrote:
hyzmarca wrote:That's completely unrealistic.

The smallest possible bottle of water based lube bottle is like $3 on Ebay, and it' a very tiny amount. For a bottle that size, with free shipping, he'd be paying around $8.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-Personal-Lu ... 2354e2f433
Huh. I seriously wouldn't trust off-label 99cent chinese lubricant.
That way seems fraught with peril, yes.
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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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Oh Shirou.
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The first two seem like the comedy of the pictures comes from some missing context.
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The latter is perfectly correct if 'having a birthday' is understood in the sense of 'the anniversary of your birth comes around', rather than 'you celebrate the anniversary of your birth'.
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Leress wrote:The first two seem like the comedy of the pictures comes from some missing context.
They do make more sense in context, but still sound weird.
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So the explainations are as follows:

1. This is apparently a translation issue; the word translated as kill more literally refers to inflicting injuries that would generally be expected to be fatal. Shirou is handing over his capacity to survive that sort of injury and saying that it's fine because dying then is the natural order of things. There are tactical reasons he's giving it up.

2. Factual correctness vs. moral rightness

3. Shirou is presently explaining the concept of a birthday party to a girl who is not familiar with it.
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Someone made this after watching the debate

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Oh Shirou.
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Being Shirou is suffering.
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I know Kamina is talking about living through one's legacy and what L is saing doesn't seem too odd. Are there explanations for the other stuff?
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Well, actually now I'm wondering how many of Kamina's over the top machismo lines about being killed and such are mistranslated like name here described. "A real man never dies, even when he's mortally wounded!" is a much more reasonable (for a given definition of reasonable...) statement than what we actually get.
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Prak wrote:Well, actually now I'm wondering how many of Kamina's over the top machismo lines about being killed and such are mistranslated like name here described. "A real man never dies, even when he's mortally wounded!" is a much more reasonable (for a given definition of reasonable...) statement than what we actually get.
I haven't watched in a while, but I'm pretty sure the line was "A real man never dies, because his legacy lives forever!"
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Shirou is in the middle of a rant about his Wolverine regeneration powers (he has Excalibur's sheath inside him), so in context it... almost makes sense.

I'm pretty sure Renji (red hair, third down) is explaining some "you're in the afterlife and are an exception to the rules" thing, but I don't know.

You got the Kamina one.

The guy in the one below that ("shoot her to death, without killing her") is supposed to sound that stupid.

Go down two from there ("you'll only survive if you die"), and I'm pretty sure that guy's contemplating the bleak inescapableness of his situation.

Below that, L is (flippantly) talking about a way to cheat the death note.

The rest are basically idiomatic. It's just a funny way to say "that guy's tough as fuck" or "no one ever thought he'd actually die."
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Second down is Lina Inverse talking about some guy who made a deal with an extra-dimensional monster to obtain immortality, IIRC.
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