True story: I've seen a table of adults gang up on a nine year old while playing Munchkin.FrankTrollman wrote:Yeah, Munchkin strategy requires kicking people in the dick the moment they look they are going to beat anything.
A nine year old.
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Oh. It's in the second post. WhoopsKaelik wrote:Actually, that is his exact claim. He said "This game is fucking easy, and I don't see how you could ever lose, all you have to do is X."Zinegata wrote:But that's not your criticism of the game and yet you're claiming it's the worst game everPhoneLobster wrote:You say there is a fixed auto win strategy? That is a really bad criticism of the game.
We're not saying that the game doesn't have faults. We're saying that your criticisms of the game is silly.
So yes, his criticism is that you just follow one specific uber strategy and always win.
the last sword has to be white. if it isn't than white swords come off to make room for black. I haven't checked the book in a while but some of the club swear up and down that that's in there everytime someone quotes that complaint from a messege board (once or twice a semester).PhoneLobster wrote:Well, I'm putting Zinegatta on ignore now, I'm pretty sure he is just a lying troll throwing insults for lolz anyway. It isn't like he SAYS anything (certainly nothing coherent or even internally consistent).
Well since NO hand is a "bad hand" for Excalibur why are you not doing that quest?norms29 wrote:hoarding cards a dead giveaway? all you have to do is say " this hand isn't good for any of the quests" and you've bought two or three turns of drawing cards.
Sadly it IS a dead give away. Rushing the armour quest is pretty questionable (and frankly you should probably ignore that quest OUTRIGHT). But rushing the black knight IS viable. But then... with 5+ knights around the table if you can't FILL the black knight progression on your own with a rush then WTF are you doing there? Traitor.playing low fight cards isn't a giveaway with any group that's realized that it's viable to do so if done quickly.
So... you can rely purely on getting lucky to achieve your traitor goals? How is that any different to I dunno not even being the traitor.and if any of the many specials that force all the knights to discard cards come up in the next five or six turns
More to the point. Unless that was a random discard you STILL cannot justify why you lost the cards you needed for THAT specific quest. Again why did you throw out the grail cards while at the grail quest Traitor.
Also; I' m not convinced your one victory wasn't from houserules. you claim to have knocked out the grail and excaliber early but had no accumulation of siege engines?
Your logic on that criticism is internally inconsistent. That is also not what I claimed.
1) Knocking out the grail and Excalibur leads to a build up of siege engines AFTER you knock them out.
2) I am pretty sure I claimed we knocked over the dark knight, a Saxon invasion, and Excalibur BEFORE we knocked over the grail and then we basically could have sat on our hands (and indeed mostly did) and still win the game.
So by the time we cleared the grail there were between 1/2 to 2/3rds siege engines. Even before clearing the grail I was sitting on Camelot punching siege engines in the face with Excalibur. And we cleared the grail only a couple of rounds after Excalibur anyway. It's not like it was hard since the TRAITOR had after all helped us out on that early.
We totally did that. I am fairly competent we were playing plain vanilla from the box, no optional rules or expansions. (those apparently, ugh, exist for this piece of shit game).if you're playing by the actual rules, once you complete the grail, sword, or dragon quests you add siege engines whenever the cards comeup.
Who cares, chuck merlin cards at it. You still progress the success of the Excalibur quest for us foolish traitor. And it's not like you have any single card I give a damn about when no single cards are especially powerful, you have a hand of 4 or so and the "good guys" have a collective hand of about 30+.also, you're supposed to keep the cards discarded at excaliber hidden from the other players.
Oh I think we DID top somewhere around 3/4ths siege engines, some time AFTER we completed grail and before we won. Though by the time we won it was somewhat less than that, and would have dropped even more dramatically after.to have a victory without coming close on siege engines strains belivability.
But since once we did the grail all we had to do in order to win was basically sit on Camelot with 7 knights and kill catapults until we failed enough quests to win... well. The only reason we didn't clear more catapults was the "regular" fans of the game running off like reckless glory hogs to try and fight picts. And they still helped us win the game faster ANYWAY even if the result was one or two more catapults.
Hard to say. Lets see. I left camelot ONCE. Sat on the grail for like 2 turns until it got shut down. Joined the yelling at watery wenches party at Excalibur for like 3 or so, went home, drew cards for maybe 2 turns and hit catapults for maybe 3? and... game over. So at a WILD guess and deteriorating memory a total of maybe? 10-15 rounds?how many turns did your game last?
Having not bothered to examine all the rules I WASN'T going to use I can only extrapolate that like the front side special abilities traitor special abilities are largely useless and annoying little frills.also, why is it you think that being revealed is such a threat, look at the back side of the character cards,
The regular fans of the game assured me that was a bad idea when I suggested that surely it was the best strategy for the traitor to do that. So hell, who knows maybe it IS the best traitor strategy. Entirely removing your "good stuff" contribution from the game and no matter how marginally improving your bad stuff SEEMS like a good deal when you consider how very much you can't avoid helping out team good guy otherwise.I won by deliberately revealing myself.
But A) The fans claim otherwise.
B) The game is not supposed to work like that.
You are supposed to work for your evil cause in secret, then reveal yourself (probably for tiny benefit from some useless card) MID game. Not at the first opportunity to create an incremental progress track accountancy DOOM.
And considering one of the best things a traitor can do is A) Accuse a non traitor and B) get others to accuse non-traitors. Revealing yourself might just be a bad idea because of that at the very least.
But anyway. It seems like again a defense of the game which really is just another highlighting of it's flaws.
Anyway we should probably cut this back to smaller posts so people can complain about other games.
I'm going to name Fucking Space Hulk as being a horrid game to criticize next. And after that advanced hero quest.
I think that's just for the Traitor Reveals and when people guess the Traitor incorrectly.norms29 wrote:the last sword has to be white. if it isn't than white swords come off to make room for black. I haven't checked the book in a while but some of the club swear up and down that that's in there everytime someone quotes that complaint from a messege board (once or twice a semester).
Picking siege engines all the time leads to horrid death. Because no, you can't break even.and I'm still calling BS on your siege engine story. the mechanics for fighting seige-engines (and regaining life-points for that matter) are such that you can't break even, with regards to cards used versus cards drawn. you'd be hard pressed to do one of those things every other turn. ( the alternate turns being spent drawing cards)
As I keep saying:EDIT, the second: it just dawned on me that that's pretty much what the paizo cultists say
Now that is news to me. However it changes very little. The game end condition is still fill the table" and the win condition is still "have more white swords than black". You earn black swords at most 3 at a time and have some moderate control over when and by how much that happens. You can still easily win the game earning black swords.norms29 wrote:the last sword has to be white. if it isn't than white swords come off to make room for black.
You don't HAVE to break even. You throw all the bad stuff out to random draw and let various quests fail to win you the game, you stall or even profit on siege engines at the "cost" of accumulating black swords. Black swords that will win you the game sooner. And sure with quests passed SOMETIMES that random draw will throw on a siege engine, but it mostly won't, so yeah, "break even" vs siege engines is far from impossible, not that you even NEED to do that well in order to win, and easily.and I'm still calling BS on your siege engine story. the mechanics for fighting seige-engines (and regaining life-points for that matter) are such that you can't break even, with regards to cards used versus cards drawn. you'd be hard pressed to do one of those things every other turn. ( the alternate turns being spent drawing cards)
It is indeed a shitty game. My guess is that GW fans are fuckwits who will buy/masturbate to anything released with the GW logo on it (see: Necromunda, Dark Heresy, WHFRP, Spess Hulk) and GW know it. Even though it doesn't make any new fans, it basically doesn't have to.PhoneLobster wrote: Space Hulk
WTF? Why do people like that monotonous boring ass game? Is it simply because they want what they can't have since GW refuses to sell it to them?
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Zinegata, stop being retarded. He is not claiming other peoples posts for his own.Zinegata wrote:That's fine. You're a thread-crapper anyway. Again, you just take other people's posts and claim them as your own. And you have the audacity to say that people were making claims that were the exact opposite of what they said.
So less replies from your lying mouth is a good thing.
The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
Whatever, robotic parental figure.Kaelik wrote:Zinegata, stop being retarded. He is not claiming other peoples posts for his own.
He very explicitly said that it was a shitty game because it was boring and easy. That was his very first post on the subject, and he fucking started the subject.
Hey! Don't make me feel bad because I bought it for the shiny pieces.Koumei wrote:It is indeed a shitty game. My guess is that GW fans are fuckwits who will buy/masturbate to anything released with the GW logo on it (see: Necromunda, Dark Heresy, WHFRP, Spess Hulk) and GW know it. Even though it doesn't make any new fans, it basically doesn't have to.PhoneLobster wrote: Space Hulk
WTF? Why do people like that monotonous boring ass game? Is it simply because they want what they can't have since GW refuses to sell it to them?
That is also my guess. Though I would also talk about the cult marketing methodology used to MAKE such individuals in the first place. And not suggest it isn't still happening as we speak. (they ARE, literally, making new fans, and NOT by means of exposing them to the game!)Koumei wrote:My guess is that GW fans are fuckwits who will buy/masturbate to anything released with the GW logo on it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!Necromunda
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
I was almost chased out of the game store I played Warhammer Fantasy in because it became known that I used paints that cost me 60 cents a bottle instead of the massively overpriced GW paints. Luckily, the owner did not support the ouster so it eventually dropped.Koumei wrote:It is indeed a shitty game. My guess is that GW fans are fuckwits who will buy/masturbate to anything released with the GW logo on it (see: Necromunda, Dark Heresy, WHFRP, Spess Hulk) and GW know it. Even though it doesn't make any new fans, it basically doesn't have to.PhoneLobster wrote: Space Hulk
WTF? Why do people like that monotonous boring ass game? Is it simply because they want what they can't have since GW refuses to sell it to them?
Finally something we agree on.PhoneLobster wrote: Meanwhile really.
Space Hulk
WTF? Why do people like that monotonous boring ass game? Is it simply because they want what they can't have since GW refuses to sell it to them?
BSG prevents this via its resolution mechanic. Everyone contributes cards to a pile (secretly), two more random cards are added, and everything is shuffled. While it's still possible to figure out that there is a traitor (i.e. there are three or more negative cards during resolution), without prodiguous card-counting it's not easy to pin down the traitor.FrankTrollman wrote:I don't think a "Traitor" mechanic can work well unless everyone has secret mandatory goals. Like, everyone gets a secret goal and they have to complete it and the team has to win in order to win personally. The traitor can be special in that he wins if and only if the entire rest of the team loses. And then you can have all kinds of people doing weird shit instead of everyone agreeing on the best strategy and then making it be fucking obvious who the traitor is.
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Yeah, too often the move is totally telegraphed. I'd like to see frank's proposed mechanic.Zinegata wrote:BSG prevents this via its resolution mechanic. Everyone contributes cards to a pile (secretly), two more random cards are added, and everything is shuffled. While it's still possible to figure out that there is a traitor (i.e. there are three or more negative cards during resolution), without prodiguous card-counting it's not easy to pin down the traitor.FrankTrollman wrote:I don't think a "Traitor" mechanic can work well unless everyone has secret mandatory goals. Like, everyone gets a secret goal and they have to complete it and the team has to win in order to win personally. The traitor can be special in that he wins if and only if the entire rest of the team loses. And then you can have all kinds of people doing weird shit obinstead of everyone agreeing on the best strategy and then making it be fucking vious who the traitor is.
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Honestly, there were many games where I just teamed up with one other guy I absolutely trusted and locked everyone else up.
With the expansion, we would generally have everyone else locked up, then shot.