PhoneLobster wrote:So lets get this straight. In order to support your claim that they can't go in the ground and bring you pretty baubles...
Sure, why not.....
PhoneLobster wrote:When at home in the plane of earth, you know for countless centuries or whatever, earth elementals are blind and never interact with objects.
The elemental plane is full of all kinds of crap like pockets, caves, and crazy BS like monster lairs and cities.
But Earth Elementals are blind while Earth Gliding. Thats the rules. Even if we gave them Tremor Sense and ignored the DMG, then that means they'd know the location of crap, but
not know what it was. Even if we gave them the ability to pull things out with Earth Glide, they'd get quartz more often than diamonds and pyrite more often than adamantite.
PhoneLobster wrote:You've already established that ore is stone in your always convenient opinion so they can't even touch that, even if there is a specific metal exception in the earth glide ability. (so they can't conveniently substitute admantium for diamonds for a cash crop).
If ore is not stone, then Earth Glide doesn't work at all. Metals are in all earth and stone, and the concentration differs. Even vaguely pure metal is extremely rare.
PhoneLobster wrote:By that reasoning earth elementals, also pass through earth elementals...
Errr....no. The Earth Glide Ability clearly says it works on earth and stone. Earth elementals, despite any trickery you might want to play with keyword matching or flavor text, are creatures.
Are you just trying to create a confusing counter to make people think you've got a valid point?
PhoneLobster wrote:
Every other precedent in the system about items being dropped in and out of effects like invisibility, fly, levitate etc... doesn't apply to the earth glide effect, 'cause you don't wanna'.
Wrong precedents. Earth Glide works more like spells that make you incorporeal than
Invisibility or
Levitate.We'd never assume that an incorporeal creature would be able to turn objects incorporeal unless the effect specifically do so, so why should Earth Glide make objects do that?
Invisibility has a specific clause to allow objects to leave or enter its effect; if Earth Glide could do the same, it'd also have a clause stating it.
PhoneLobster wrote:Low intellect low level Earth elementals need to be performing the decision making role of the geological survey wizard because their union won't allow them to mine humanoid identified deposits.
Ummm, did you even read my reply on how DnD divination sucks for finding random crap?
Sure, you can propose a "Find Swag" spell that lets you find piles of swag from a great distance, but thats not in the DnD canon, so its like proposing an "I Win All the Time Fvckers" spell......completely dumb.
PhoneLobster wrote:Dieties don't supply their earthly agents with the best outsiders for the job when they ask for one to do some mining for the greater glory of the dieties earthly mission.
Clerics would be dumb to stop worshipping gods who can't manage to deliver minor earth elementals on request after a significant monetary fee.
Similarly diety that sends you a fire elemental when you ask for an outsider to put out a burning orphanarium is also not to be left whilly nilly by these blackmailing greedy fickle clerics.
The game says no. The DM picks the monster you get, which means you can be the High Priest of Earth Elementals and never get a single elemental. Or you might get one every time. Or no one in your whole continent might ever get one. Or you might get one for every situation.
Thats the game, man. You might be happier playing some other fantasy game if you don't like this ruleset.
PhoneLobster wrote:There aren't several potential earth based outsiders (possibly including some form of "earth pixie" like you mentioned) that wouldn't be even better miners, or capable of pretty much producing diamonds from thin air. Not in all those exceedingly sensible and non crazy additional monstrous manuals and the like. No sir, not at all.
Oh, there are, but we weren't talking about them, were we?
We don't even have to have a conversation about
Efreet, a monster that doesn't even need to be Earth-based to be a King of Metals. Those fvckers can produce piles of diamonds like it was feces.
But thats a different monster, right? We were talking about Earth Elementals.
PhoneLobster wrote:And lets not talk about named outsiders or other spells. And not because, you know without claiming that gods like to send plumbers to do a stone masons job you might have difficulty claiming that you just can't get any good help these days...
Yes, lets not talk about them. I'd hate to think that we'd become crazy people who talked about one thing with one set of facts and had actually been secretly talking about another thing with another set of facts.
I thought we were talking about Earth Elementals and
Planar Ally. If we were having a secret conversation about other spells and monsters, then I missed it.
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