Can you please keep your trolls off the Wizards forums?

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:16 am

Technically that's not a question, it's a statement or an answer, ala Jeopardy.

What is beer? Okay, I'll take security for 800, Alex.

"What is delicious" is a good one, and can only be foiled by people reading Penny Arcade. Oh snap.

Note: back when I decided to do the LJ thing, their password rules were more strict than most frigging banks. Because money, well, who cares? It's just money, but BEING ABLE TO POST "I SUCK COCKS" ON THE INTERNET, THAT is something that needs top-level security!

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:24 am

Koumei wrote:Note: back when I decided to do the LJ thing, their password rules were more strict than most frigging banks. Because money, well, who cares? It's just money, but BEING ABLE TO POST "I SUCK COCKS" ON THE INTERNET, THAT is something that needs top-level security!

But I thought you were a Lesbian? What are you doing with those cocks?

Count Arioch the 28th · Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:51 pm

It's possible that they aren't attached to anything.

One thing I never got: How come in lesbian porn when a girl is sucking on another girl's strapon, why does that girl act like she's enjoying it? Never got that.

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:58 pm

I was implying that the worst that could happen is someone else could hijack your account to post as you, saying that.

And I have no idea why they look like they're enjoying it. Presumably they're thinking of the money.

angelfromanotherpin · Post by **angelfromanotherpin** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:00 pm

Count_Arioch_the_28th wrote:How come in lesbian porn when a girl is sucking on another girl's strapon, why does that girl act like she's enjoying it? Never got that.

Which girl?

Leaving aside 'faking it,' according to a lesbian of my acquaintance, having a girl go down on your strap-on is a real power trip. The one performing oral may be enjoying the submissive thing, or just the oral stimulation.

Count Arioch the 28th · Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:42 pm

Ah, I see both the money and the power trip solutions.

I wish I was a lesbian. I've known lesbians, and all the women I've dated save one was bi, and it seems that women share some sort of bond that they don't share with me. Never had a woman that I felt actually close to, there was always barriers.

Ah well, maybe I'll find someone I can be close to. Classes start next week, I'll meet tons of new people.

Neeeek · Post by **Neeeek** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:40 pm

Count_Arioch_the_28th wrote: One thing I never got: How come in lesbian porn when a girl is sucking on another girl's strapon, why does that girl act like she's enjoying it? Never got that.

Some girls like giving blow jobs, and since most porn lesbians aren't lesbians and like sex enough to go into porn, they seem likely to be the type.

Crissa · Post by **Crissa** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:57 pm

Count, most lesbians get off on the idea of getting off. Also, there are muscles one can learn to use to masturbate sans hands.

It doesn't take touching my girlfriend to make her coo or writhe or orgasm... But it certainly puts her over the edge.

Boys are a bit different in that regard. They tend to like it rougher and more hands on.

-Crissa

...Strangely, the conversation here went exactly where my spouse's did after I told her Frank's favorite security question...

Count Arioch the 28th · Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:00 pm

Women freak me out slightly. I question if I'm the same species as them, I certainly don't look or act the part. I've got to be part troll or something. (Folklorical trolls, not internet ones.)

I really think if there is a creator, he really screwed up by making me attracted to human females and not putting female trolls on this planet. I do alright these days, but I'd be lying if I thought I knew what I was doing or felt anything more than a moderate sense of satisfaction from the whole process. (I know that I'm not unfuckable, which is better than before.)

shau · Post by **shau** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:40 pm

Speaking of WotC forums, I was looking for a build for a 4e game I think I might be joining and I found this.

Wizards Community website is down for a platform migration.

Wizards of the Coast is pleased to announce that we're upgrading to a new community platform. We are in the process of migrating our forums to a system that includes a host of new features like friends lists, groups, an invite system and calendar, blogs and wiki.

The forums will be down until at least August 26, and possibly through the end of the month. We apologize for the inconvenience.

In the meantime we would like to invite you to continue the conversation on:

Facebook - D&D
Facebook - Magic

Twitter - Magic
Twitter - Magic Pro Tour

Or, if you prefer, we invite you to celebrate Analog Appreciation Week. Check your calendar, order a pizza, and play games with your friends!
We'll see you in the new community.

Who wants to bet this new thing crashes and burns.

tzor · Post by **tzor** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:49 pm

Wizards Community website is down for a platform migration.

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead.
She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below.
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

Crissa · Post by **Crissa** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:46 pm

...It's down for /weeks/? WTF. That's seriously unprofessional. I don't even know many hobby sites that would stand for that.

-Crissa

Caedrus · Post by **Caedrus** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:02 pm

Crissa wrote:...It's down for /weeks/? WTF. That's seriously unprofessional. I don't even know many hobby sites that would stand for that.

-Crissa

WotC has a history of being very unprofessional regarding its digital offerrings. It even has a tendency to promise products to stoke hype and then eliminate the articles they had about it when they decide to go back on their word. Or things like not be able to manage a search function, or a chatroom, or...

The list goes on...

MGuy · Post by **MGuy** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:44 pm

Count_Arioch_the_28th wrote:Women freak me out slightly. I question if I'm the same species as them, I certainly don't look or act the part. I've got to be part troll or something. (Folklorical trolls, not internet ones.)

I really think if there is a creator, he really screwed up by making me attracted to human females and not putting female trolls on this planet. I do alright these days, but I'd be lying if I thought I knew what I was doing or felt anything more than a moderate sense of satisfaction from the whole process. (I know that I'm not unfuckable, which is better than before.)

Its just your imagination. Women are different men but then again people are different from other people. It just depends on whether or not you're able to understand'em hell I know a few lady killers (male and female) who've taught me a thing or two.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:20 am

Count_Arioch_the_28th wrote:Women freak me out slightly. I question if I'm the same species as them, I certainly don't look or act the part. I've got to be part troll or something. (Folklorical trolls, not internet ones.)

This tends to be my general opinion of myself... until I remember that trolls regenerate, so I reason I'm some manner of intelligent ogre... perhaps an ogre mage whose spells are missing...

yes, I'm that much of a D&D nerd....

Crissa · Post by **Crissa** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:44 am

Well, you'd think my spouse regenerates, what with the kinds of injuries she's sustained in the past. She's penetrated (through) her foot several times, taken arrow and crossbow bolts, stopped herself via cadillac+face contact once and I've seen her bounce back from surgery to the point that they released her earlier than the mandatory stay because she was wasting the nurse's time being, well, awake and totally not requiring further care.

Heck, she flayed her thumb from tip to web this last week and it's basically healed already, looks less worse than a cat scratch. Of course, I might just be an okay nurse ^-^

-Crissa

MGuy · Post by **MGuy** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:04 am

She's has a healing factor?! If she weren't (I assume) so accident prone you'd probably save on da medical billz.

Crissa · Post by **Crissa** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:39 am

She wouldn't be accident prone if she didn't play with dangerous things.

Tho the drunk driver wasn't her fault. Nor the arrow in the leg, tho she did make the crossbow...

-Crissa

Caedrus · Post by **Caedrus** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:17 am

MGuy wrote:She's has a healing factor?! If she weren't (I assume) so accident prone you'd probably save on da medical billz.

Everyone knows that when you have a healing factor you'll get hurt more.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... YouCanHeal

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:35 am

That's really impressive, Crissa. Incredible healing powers...

One of my friends once decided to cross the road about 10-20m from the actual crossing, except halfway across remembered he needed to go back to the pharmacy and changed directions... and met a car.

The windscreen was shattered, and he wasn't too happy either (ba-dum-tish!) X-rays showed... basically no damage. The doctor said it was the most damage he'd seen without the skull actually breaking, just cut/torn skin, a lot of bleeding, and not much else.

Apparently the doctor looked at the X-ray and said "There's nothing there", which caused him to shout "I heard that!", and he was basically out of hospital the next morning. Didn't even leave a permanent scar.

His housemate/close friend, while explaining what had happened (the very same day - we were going to be gaming but were a little surprised to be told about that), was playing GTA on the PS2. Running pedestrians down. Such a thoughtful guy.

Maxus · Post by **Maxus** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:55 pm

Koumei wrote:That's really impressive, Crissa. Incredible healing powers...

One of my friends once decided to cross the road about 10-20m from the actual crossing, except halfway across remembered he needed to go back to the pharmacy and changed directions... and met a car.

The windscreen was shattered, and he wasn't too happy either (ba-dum-tish!) X-rays showed... basically no damage. The doctor said it was the most damage he'd seen without the skull actually breaking, just cut/torn skin, a lot of bleeding, and not much else.

Apparently the doctor looked at the X-ray and said "There's nothing there", which caused him to shout "I heard that!", and he was basically out of hospital the next morning. Didn't even leave a permanent scar.

His housemate/close friend, while explaining what had happened (the very same day - we were going to be gaming but were a little surprised to be told about that), was playing GTA on the PS2. Running pedestrians down. Such a thoughtful guy.

I just told Mom about that. She said her brother Gene (now deceased), once wrecked a motorcycle when the forks holding the front wheel on decided to give out (there was a crack in the fork-thing for the wheel that nobody knew about).

He was going around a curve.

A friend found him walking down the road, carrying the motorcycle under one arm, with his helmet pretty much split in half, and a hole in one knee of his jeans, and freaking out because he's borrowed the motorcycle from his brother.

When they got to the hospital, it turned out that he had no broken bones, but each point of his body (elbows, shoulders, knees) had had the skin taken away down to the bone, somehow without tearing matching holes in his clothes.

The doctor said he'd never seen anything like it--both the holes and there being no broken bones.

Roy · Post by **Roy** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:23 pm

Blicero wrote:Though, if you don't mind taking off your spidey-mask, you are/were in fact Crusader of Logic and Sunic Flames on WotC, correct?

Correct, and that never was a secret. If you recognize those names, you also know I was a lot nicer when I was not constantly being harassed by dumbfucks.

shau · Post by **shau** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:17 pm

When I was moving down to Bloomington, a semi plowed into me. Hit my driverside hard enough to total the car, but I hopped out without a scratch on me. I think I might be that unbreakable guy.

Count Arioch the 28th · Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:30 pm

I was crossing the street. Someone started honking at me. I turn around, and it was a middle-aged woman in fancy clothes driving a SUV by herself and not hauling anything trying to turn right and yelling at me through her windshield.

I turned around, waved with both hands while doing a goofy grin, and kept walking.

And I'm pretty sure I have some sort of regeneration. Although I don't heal abnormally quick, it does seem that all damage is converted to nonlethal and I'm fine in a couple of hours. I still might have a gaping hole in my arm from where a good bit of flesh was charred off oozing pus (true story, was trying to be cool in front of a cute coworker when I was 18 and put my arm on an oven turned to 700 degrees), but it literally doesn't bother me. One time I cut myself so deep that I had to stop the bleeding with an ace bandage and a lot of paper towels. I was more annoyed that I was getting blood everywhere.

MGuy · Post by **MGuy** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:15 pm

I think thats a high pain threshold. I have a friend who can take a beating but folds like a chair whenever he has a migraine yet I have had migraines my entire life and am known for not doing things that have a high chance of me hurting myself. (I'll wrestle but I won't play football kind of thing)