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Basically, it's an entire episode dedicated to explaining a one-liner from when the Monarch was in prison, and its a 22-minute long series of pedo jokes.FrankTrollman wrote:Frankly, if you didn't laugh your ass off through Handsome Ransom (Venture Brothers 4x02), I don't know what to say to you. They had the voice of Animated Batman as Captain Sunshine. Comedy fucking gold.
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Basically an exemplification of why the series blows now.
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It has a lot of pedo jokes, but it's actually mostly Batman jokes. And they got the voice of Batman to do it. When he showed up in his civilian ID and Venture was like "Shit, it's Chuck Scarsdale! Hide or we're gonna be on the news!" that was I think the funniest thing I have ever seen on television.K wrote:Basically, it's an entire episode dedicated to explaining a one-liner from when the Monarch was in prison, and its a 22-minute long series of pedo jokes.FrankTrollman wrote:Frankly, if you didn't laugh your ass off through Handsome Ransom (Venture Brothers 4x02), I don't know what to say to you. They had the voice of Animated Batman as Captain Sunshine. Comedy fucking gold.
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Basically an exemplification of why the series blows now.
Everyone knows that he's Captain Sunshine, but secretly he's Chuck Scarsdale, news reporter. And with that hidden power he can scare the pants off of all the main characters. Giant pennies. Constantly comparing him unfavorably to Batman. That episode was amazing. Asking a character played by Kevin Conroy why he couldn't be as awesome as Batman was genius.
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I got one.
The new doctor who.
Its mostly fine if only barely.
But three things lost me in various ways.
1) Everyone said that they thought the statues episode was totally cool and I thought it was gimmicky trashy and ineffective horror of the worst sort.
2) That entire season where basically every other monster was a body stealing misunderstood refuge magic space spirit that the doctor was so regretful about being forced to kill.
3) Kylie Minogue
And the last one really rather annoyed me.
Not because I dislike Kylie. She's pretty cool, landing her as even a temp doctor who assistant was pretty cool.
But they called her character Astrid.
After their lame ass "bad wolf" and similar themes that looked like a rather obvious hook, especially in an episode that started with weird "impossible" TARDIS malfunctions.
Then they disintegrated her and scattered her on the winds of space and time at the end. And I was like, huh, going nowhere with that then.
And here we are, how long after that? With how many lame specials many of which were largely disconnected and crap (like the waters of mars or that bus in the desert one I can't even name) ?
And they STILL haven't decided to pick up that glaring hook.
I found that one to be a let down.
PS
They landed Timothy Dalton to play a time lord for like one and a bit episodes and they get some kid to be the new doctor?
You KNOW Timothy Dalton would totally have gone for the role, and he is just damn well old enough to manage it right, especially after that bloody last guy.
Damnit.
Timothy Dalton as Dr Who with Kylie Minogue as his side kick Astrid the anagram.
But no, lets just forget the Astrid business and get some teenager to play a role made famous by gray haired old coots.
The new doctor who.
Its mostly fine if only barely.
But three things lost me in various ways.
1) Everyone said that they thought the statues episode was totally cool and I thought it was gimmicky trashy and ineffective horror of the worst sort.
2) That entire season where basically every other monster was a body stealing misunderstood refuge magic space spirit that the doctor was so regretful about being forced to kill.
3) Kylie Minogue
And the last one really rather annoyed me.
Not because I dislike Kylie. She's pretty cool, landing her as even a temp doctor who assistant was pretty cool.
But they called her character Astrid.
After their lame ass "bad wolf" and similar themes that looked like a rather obvious hook, especially in an episode that started with weird "impossible" TARDIS malfunctions.
Then they disintegrated her and scattered her on the winds of space and time at the end. And I was like, huh, going nowhere with that then.
And here we are, how long after that? With how many lame specials many of which were largely disconnected and crap (like the waters of mars or that bus in the desert one I can't even name) ?
And they STILL haven't decided to pick up that glaring hook.
I found that one to be a let down.
PS
They landed Timothy Dalton to play a time lord for like one and a bit episodes and they get some kid to be the new doctor?
You KNOW Timothy Dalton would totally have gone for the role, and he is just damn well old enough to manage it right, especially after that bloody last guy.
Damnit.
Timothy Dalton as Dr Who with Kylie Minogue as his side kick Astrid the anagram.
But no, lets just forget the Astrid business and get some teenager to play a role made famous by gray haired old coots.
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That... that was the best he could come up with?Sir Neil wrote:The radio was playing a song by David Guetta that features Akon musing about "tryin' to find the words to describe this girl without bein' disrespectful". Sadly, the best he could do was "sexy bitch". It's a shame, because the way he sang right before the chorus was very pretty, enough to prompt me to look up the lyrics.
wow... I use more respectful language than that when I think I'm being disrespectful... but I guess that's the difference between being a shitty rapper and an educated person...
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Yes, yes it is. Sadder, perhaps, when you realize that despite all the people involved in producing a new record, no one made him come up with something better.
I once met a guy who claimed that since a bitch is a female dog, and dogs are man's best friend, calling a woman a bitch is not an insult. His face was radiant, serene; he absolutely believed that giant frog.
I was speechless. I still am.
I once met a guy who claimed that since a bitch is a female dog, and dogs are man's best friend, calling a woman a bitch is not an insult. His face was radiant, serene; he absolutely believed that giant frog.
I was speechless. I still am.
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Forget crystal meth, that's jenkem.
Although I guess bitch is a step up from whore. Or it's just a poorly placed hook.
Although I guess bitch is a step up from whore. Or it's just a poorly placed hook.
FrankTrollman wrote: Halfling women, as I'm sure you are aware, combine all the "fun" parts of pedophilia without any of the disturbing, illegal, or immoral parts.
K wrote:That being said, the usefulness of airships for society is still transporting cargo because it's an option that doesn't require a powerful wizard to show up for work on time instead of blowing the day in his harem of extraplanar sex demons/angels.
Chamomile wrote: See, it's because K's belief in leaving generation of individual monsters to GMs makes him Chaotic, whereas Frank's belief in the easier usability of monsters pre-generated by game designers makes him Lawful, and clearly these philosophies are so irreconcilable as to be best represented as fundamentally opposed metaphysical forces.
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And yet he is richer then all of us put together. Such is the free market.Prak_Anima wrote:That... that was the best he could come up with?Sir Neil wrote:The radio was playing a song by David Guetta that features Akon musing about "tryin' to find the words to describe this girl without bein' disrespectful". Sadly, the best he could do was "sexy bitch". It's a shame, because the way he sang right before the chorus was very pretty, enough to prompt me to look up the lyrics.
wow... I use more respectful language than that when I think I'm being disrespectful... but I guess that's the difference between being a shitty rapper and an educated person...
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Mask_De_H wrote:Forget crystal meth, that's jenkem.

My wife loved it, but she's a huge Batman fan.FrankTrollman wrote:It has a lot of pedo jokes, but it's actually mostly Batman jokes. And they got the voice of Batman to do it. When he showed up in his civilian ID and Venture was like "Shit, it's Chuck Scarsdale! Hide or we're gonna be on the news!" that was I think the funniest thing I have ever seen on television.
Everyone knows that he's Captain Sunshine, but secretly he's Chuck Scarsdale, news reporter. And with that hidden power he can scare the pants off of all the main characters. Giant pennies. Constantly comparing him unfavorably to Batman. That episode was amazing. Asking a character played by Kevin Conroy why he couldn't be as awesome as Batman was genius.
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It's 'sexy chick', not 'sexy bitch', at least in the version I heard.Ganbare Gincun wrote:And yet he is richer then all of us put together. Such is the free market.Prak_Anima wrote:That... that was the best he could come up with?Sir Neil wrote:The radio was playing a song by David Guetta that features Akon musing about "tryin' to find the words to describe this girl without bein' disrespectful". Sadly, the best he could do was "sexy bitch". It's a shame, because the way he sang right before the chorus was very pretty, enough to prompt me to look up the lyrics.
wow... I use more respectful language than that when I think I'm being disrespectful... but I guess that's the difference between being a shitty rapper and an educated person...
The version you heard was probably a radio edit or something.RiotGearEpsilon wrote:It's 'sexy chick', not 'sexy bitch', at least in the version I heard.Ganbare Gincun wrote:And yet he is richer then all of us put together. Such is the free market.Prak_Anima wrote:
That... that was the best he could come up with?
wow... I use more respectful language than that when I think I'm being disrespectful... but I guess that's the difference between being a shitty rapper and an educated person...
And sadly, that's at least a little better than "sexy bitch"
Sexy Chick is the radio-friendly edit. My son loves to dance to that song, but there's no way I'm starting him on the version that promotes the concept of bitch being an acceptable thing to call a woman.
Livvy Franc's Now I'm that Bitch/Chick is the same way.
Livvy Franc's Now I'm that Bitch/Chick is the same way.
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That's what I thought I heard, too, and I was sort of proud of his restraint: for a rapper to tell his friends about a gorgeous woman while calling her nothing worse than a "sexy chick" is pretty enlightened.RiotGearEpsilon wrote:It's 'sexy chick', not 'sexy bitch', at least in the version I heard.
But I couldn't hear the "k" at the end, so I raised the volume. He was actually saying "Chitch".
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So, I just saw Inglorious Bastards. I don't really understand what the point of the Bastards was.
There was some jolly good ultraviolence, some fun acting, and some humorous writing.
I mean, they never accomplish anything except helping a high-ranking Nazi escape death. It might as well have been called 'Angry Film Critic and Her Boyfriend".
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I believe that it's Rich Burlew's perogative to update whenever the hell he feels like it, but OotS goes so goddamn long between updates and the updates move the plot along so slowly that I've just lost all interest in the comic.
Remember when OotS used to update three days a week?
Remember when OotS used to update three days a week?
Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.
In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.
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Moment When a Piece of Entertainment Completely Lost Me:
Piece: Mass Effect 2
Moment: Every time Shepard made the Angry Face during a conversation that should have been rather passive. Every time the only dialogue options that extended the conversation implied Shepard is a dullard. Talking to Liara on Omega and being limited to dialogue options that did not even reference the fact that she was Shepard's love interest from the first game. Doing Mordin's loyalty quest and being unable to say, "I can see your reasoning." The first time I put points in Pull, Throw, and Shockwave and found that they filled the same tactical roles as the powers I already had. Fighting a god damned giant terminator at the end. The game's ending directly after the suicide mission.
Piece: Mass Effect 2
Moment: Every time Shepard made the Angry Face during a conversation that should have been rather passive. Every time the only dialogue options that extended the conversation implied Shepard is a dullard. Talking to Liara on Omega and being limited to dialogue options that did not even reference the fact that she was Shepard's love interest from the first game. Doing Mordin's loyalty quest and being unable to say, "I can see your reasoning." The first time I put points in Pull, Throw, and Shockwave and found that they filled the same tactical roles as the powers I already had. Fighting a god damned giant terminator at the end. The game's ending directly after the suicide mission.
Current pet peeves:
Misuse of "per se". It means "[in] itself", not "precisely". Learn English.
Malformed singular possessives. It's almost always supposed to be 's.
Misuse of "per se". It means "[in] itself", not "precisely". Learn English.
Malformed singular possessives. It's almost always supposed to be 's.
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Yeah, I frequently forget to check for updates for a while, and I've still never found more than one update in those periods of time.Lago PARANOIA wrote:I believe that it's Rich Burlew's perogative to update whenever the hell he feels like it, but OotS goes so goddamn long between updates and the updates move the plot along so slowly that I've just lost all interest in the comic.
Remember when OotS used to update three days a week?
I'm not saying Rich is lying, but it's certainly convenient to have some unnamed mystery disease/problem/issue that you can invoke whenever you want. Maybe I'm just too greedy.
Yeah, I liked it better when it made fun of D&D tropes. Somewhere along the way (maybe around strip 200), he focused more on plot than the D&D references.Prak_Anima wrote:that must have been when it was funny, or at least entertaining, on a regular basis.
I still often find it interesting, but mostly now because of the time I've invested in it earlier.
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I am not the only person who rants about the East.
It's not the moment it lost me, but the moment it lost the snow lady, but the review is very funny.
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It's not the moment it lost me, but the moment it lost the snow lady, but the review is very funny.
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It's based on an actual historical group, which were basically a bunch of pissed off Jewish kids who rallied for this mission to strike back at the heart of the Nazi party. The did some damage, but that was about it. RL isn't very kind to small groups of insurgents, especially when the establishment is okay with killing random people to get at them.CatharzGodfoot wrote:So, I just saw Inglorious Bastards. I don't really understand what the point of the Bastards was.There was some jolly good ultraviolence, some fun acting, and some humorous writing.
I mean, they never accomplish anything except helping a high-ranking Nazi escape death. It might as well have been called 'Angry Film Critic and Her Boyfriend".
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Why is Koga -- from Inuyasha -- treated as anything other than a blackhearted villain?
It's really infuriating.
It's really infuriating.
Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.
In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.