[D&D3ish]Crypts of Chaos: Scouting Interest
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http://www.d20srd.org/srd/magicItems/wo ... ntFortress
"This metal cube is small, but when activated by speaking a command word it grows to form a tower 20 feet square and 30 feet high, with arrow slits on all sides and a crenellated battlement atop it. The metal walls extend 10 feet into the ground, rooting it to the spot and preventing it from being tipped over. The fortress has a small door that opens only at the command of the owner of the fortress—even knock spells can’t open the door.
The adamantine walls of instant fortress have 100 hit points and hardness 20. The fortress cannot be repaired except by a wish or a miracle, which restores 50 points of damage taken.
The fortress springs up in just 1 round, with the door facing the device’s owner. The door opens and closes instantly at his command. People and creatures nearby (except the owner) must be careful not to be caught by the fortress’s sudden growth. Anyone so caught takes 10d10 points of damage (Reflex DC 19 half).
The fortress is deactivated by speaking a command word (different from the one used to activate it). It cannot be deactivated unless it is empty.
Strong conjuration; CL 13th; Craft Wondrous Item, mage’s magnificent mansion; Price 55,000 gp."
Ah man, looks like the paladins bought their super-items from the bargain bin after all.
"This metal cube is small, but when activated by speaking a command word it grows to form a tower 20 feet square and 30 feet high, with arrow slits on all sides and a crenellated battlement atop it. The metal walls extend 10 feet into the ground, rooting it to the spot and preventing it from being tipped over. The fortress has a small door that opens only at the command of the owner of the fortress—even knock spells can’t open the door.
The adamantine walls of instant fortress have 100 hit points and hardness 20. The fortress cannot be repaired except by a wish or a miracle, which restores 50 points of damage taken.
The fortress springs up in just 1 round, with the door facing the device’s owner. The door opens and closes instantly at his command. People and creatures nearby (except the owner) must be careful not to be caught by the fortress’s sudden growth. Anyone so caught takes 10d10 points of damage (Reflex DC 19 half).
The fortress is deactivated by speaking a command word (different from the one used to activate it). It cannot be deactivated unless it is empty.
Strong conjuration; CL 13th; Craft Wondrous Item, mage’s magnificent mansion; Price 55,000 gp."
Ah man, looks like the paladins bought their super-items from the bargain bin after all.
If Xil knows Undercommon, try "expand" to activate, and "collapse" to deactivate.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Well, I'm guessing you found the command word, since 'aquavits' is not something you would normally call people.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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There is still a risk that out of malevolence or terrible communication skills on the oracle's part, we got the wrong word. Shouting some random words that might possibly also work could only aid our cause and confuse our enemies.Ancient History wrote:ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD ORACLE
The Oracle instructs for the items to be arrayed around the firepool, and one by one she approaches and lays a hand on the item, her eyes shining as she divines their powers, secrets, and purpose...
a small adamantine cube
Lg. Golden Bastard Sword of the Spider
"Sss. A holy blade, the Abomination Before Lolth, Sword of Summers."
{Holy devastator.}
a pair of soft gold torcs around the upper arm-bones decorated with a mistletoe motif
"Old magic, strong protection."
{bracers of armor +8}
a crude, primitive wooden amulet on a leather thong
"Older magic, deep wisdom."
{periapt of wisdom +6}
an iron ring with rough edges inscribed with a snowflake rune
"Protective rune."
{ring of natural armor +5}
Santa Coat
"Warm coat."
{coat of weather resistance (provides cold and
fire resistance 5)}
Santa's Bag
"The traveler's feast."
{bag of tricks (tan)}
Monk's Blade
"Channel for inner power. Strong when you are strong, weak when you are weak."
{ki focus psychic sword}
A small iridescent crystal falls into the tray, twinkling in the light.
"Ioun stone. Sustains without air."
{iridescent ioun stone}
A small, thick bound book - three inches square and an inch thick - tumbles into the tray. The cover is a curious kind of leather, and embossed on it in gold ink is the outline of a strong, healthy human female posing her muscles.
"A regimen for health and stamina."
{Manual of Bodily Health +4}
The top of a humanoid skull, coated in silver and decorated about the edges with images of demons and angels - a literal skullcap.
"Powerful magic. I cannot read what this does."
a cloak of elven make
{cloak of elven kind}
a set of chain mail of elven make
{elven chain}
a pair of nifty boots
{boots of elven kind}
"Instant tower. The command word is..." she draws the sign for "Aquavit" in flaming letters in the air.
{instant fortress}
Also, I feel mildly distraught about the outcome of the Battle Pun Brainstorm for this conflict. There's going to be so much material to work with, but it's going to go terrible places if I actually use it.
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Omegonthesane wrote:a glass armonica which causes a target city to have horrific nightmares that prevent sleep
JigokuBosatsu wrote:so a regular glass armonica?
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Who's rolling to see when Xilraxochitl's Breath of Death recharges? Invisible Castle is down right now, but I rolled a physical die and got a 1. My turns go as follows:
- Breath of Death
1- Instant Fortress
2- Wolf Fang Strike
3- ???
I'm trying to decide whether it would be possible to hit the living enemies with another bunch of negative levels to maximize the chance that Xil's gaze keeps them all stunlocked.
- Breath of Death
1- Instant Fortress
2- Wolf Fang Strike
3- ???
I'm trying to decide whether it would be possible to hit the living enemies with another bunch of negative levels to maximize the chance that Xil's gaze keeps them all stunlocked.
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I'll let you know when it's available again.Avoraciopoctules wrote:Who's rolling to see when Xilraxochitl's Breath of Death recharges?
Pretty cramped. A fireball would fry everybody.How cramped are things inside the pyramid?
Yes.And if Cadwyn gets out of the way, does it look like Ng will keep running?
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I had thought some combination of "scream" and "wet yourself" had been mandated until I was told otherwise?
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Yeah, sorry about that. For some reason I had it in my head we were all undead or something.
Omegonthesane wrote:a glass armonica which causes a target city to have horrific nightmares that prevent sleep
JigokuBosatsu wrote:so a regular glass armonica?
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Cowering behind the big friendly dragon seems like a good option if available. Running screaming into the desert seems more suicidal.
Simplified Tome Armor.
Tome item system and expanded Wish Economy rules.
Try our fantasy card game Clash of Nations! Available via Print on Demand.
“Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities” - Voltaire
Tome item system and expanded Wish Economy rules.
Try our fantasy card game Clash of Nations! Available via Print on Demand.
“Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities” - Voltaire
Tek and Xil are undead. ...which makes me wonder why Tek is cowering...JigokuBosatsu wrote:Yeah, sorry about that. For some reason I had it in my head we were all undead or something.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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