[Conan/Call of Cthulhu d20]Shadow over Stygia Recruiting
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I actually have a contingency plan for this. I'm really glad it's a tattoo, because it means there's more reason to actually do it.
You all occupy the guards, I remove the skin from her back.
You all occupy the guards, I remove the skin from her back.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
He's welcome to try to carry her...
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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or killer her raise dead and she walks her way out. skinning her means a fight either way.
though id prefer a method where women arent killed, such as using the hanging silk to drag her out, maybe the stables have a carriage or.....
maybe we set the fucking place on fire so they have to be evacuated. silk burns.
that woman is also a giant at 7ft tall and 400+lbs, they might throttle you if you use violence. also beware of hanging around strange harem scents too long or you end up sex drugged or something.
though id prefer a method where women arent killed, such as using the hanging silk to drag her out, maybe the stables have a carriage or.....
maybe we set the fucking place on fire so they have to be evacuated. silk burns.
that woman is also a giant at 7ft tall and 400+lbs, they might throttle you if you use violence. also beware of hanging around strange harem scents too long or you end up sex drugged or something.
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Would you guys feel better if Kamoses said he was sacrificing her to Set first?
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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I was considering how, if it came to it, Kamoses' Defensive Blast would be useful, as it's basically our strongest attack and wouldn't necessarily damage the map, but I like the imagery of him raising her corpse and walking it out, perhaps taking 2 slots as palanquin bearers. That said, I'd love to avoid a fight here, and figure we're close to a "meanwhile, Taotie and Velasco...".
Kamoses is up for any plan, really. If you asked him, he wouldn't see much practical difference between the contingency i proposed and zombifying the girl, save for an additional body for combat.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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The enormity of what we're dealing with in this harem has really been throwing me for a loop. Beholders or thor shots? I can handle that. But the drugged Fat Princess gambit? How do we get her down the rope? I mean, if she falls and breaks her neck that might actually be the most manageable thing because we could zombify or flay her, as terrible and hilariously inept as that may be. But if she goes down first and the rope breaks? Then we're stuck up here. But if she goes down last and falls she might land on somebody...
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Well, we could consider attacking, since we have have some animals, equipment, and 4 or so slaves we'd otherwise lose. Neb has a Defensive Blast that only targets enemies, which would likely (+16 to attack) hit most of them and force a Fort save (DC=magic attack roll) or stun and poison, which would give Kam. a chance to bust out his Chill of the Grave, triggering an on average 24DC massive damage check. The weak part of that is definitely the first fort save, though.
Plus, I'm betting there's serpent woman skin under all the rugs, and another copy of the map there.
Plus, I'm betting there's serpent woman skin under all the rugs, and another copy of the map there.
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I'm tempted to rush them and use Chill of the Grave, but I'm down to 14 hp, and I don't expect that to work out too well.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
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