Voss wrote:Weird article, though obviously the shadzar version isn't related to reality.
oh really?
Wandering Monsters Archive | 7/9/2013
Monster Mashups
Wandering Monsters
By James Wyatt
See what happens? We've created an ecosystem, or part of one, and connected six different monsters—ettercaps, giant spiders, giant insects, pixies, hags, and araneas.
That's the way they all became the Wyatt bunch, with backstory.
but will the hags always be screaming for attention going "Ettercaps, ettercaps, ettercaps", and araneas have a lisp?
i mean really they are jsut trying to make a Brady Bunch of monsters and make they all work together in one defined way with a backstory for ALL of D&D, which defeats the purpose of having any settings.
It is becoming more the Gygax quote "You are playing D&D as it is written, or you are not playing D&D." because they are defining every last detail so that people will be constrained within them. every world wil be identical because every mosnter will be identically created X way.
for monster backstory, they should leave most of them alone, and especially the ones D&D did NOT create. Medusa, maybe they should put some additional reading appendix in the book and let people seek out Perseus, his mythical origin, the original Clash of the Titans movie, the new Clash of the Titans movie, or Percy Jack and the Lightning Thief movie. it is getting worse than Disney thinking it owns everything Alice in Wonderland though it doesn't yet NOBODY can make any film now of that story without approval from Disney because of their cartoon version.
most people actually knew of these mythical monsters before playing D&D when it began, now sadly the confusing of them by attempting to suck them into the D&D fold as a D&D creation is jsut stupid.
sure they can write whatever shitty novella they want for D&D created monster which as...which ones? Beholder? but the other thing, let the original source speak so people can LEARN the things that came from outside the game other than trying to claim D&D created them, or "here is D&D's version".
Let players pick whatever fucking version they want. does a hydra have legs? this is what the designers should pick because they need a mode of movement for it for combat. the fact if loses a head and grows 2 back, should remain unchanged.
like in my previous thread it is all about pet novellas rather than a game now, even to designers. these like Mearls, and Wyatt that couldn't write a good story if their life depended on it, so they write crappy stories in the rules of the game, and as adventures.