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So, who was this guy?
A guy I used to game with. I couldn't tell you which part of that is true and which is bullshit other than he did come from money. But it's entertaining bullshit, and in the end isn't that the real truth?
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For some reason, this makes me think of Warhammer 40k.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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For some reason, this makes me think of Warhammer 40k.
The last campaign I ran involved the party launching what amounts to Davy Crocketts at Cthulhu, Hydra, and Dagon to wear down their AT Fields. It was pretty awesome.
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I so want to play something like this some day.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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And that is why refluffing has limits.
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I know Koumei (and probably a couple of other peeps, but especially Koumei) will love this, and it's not so much an image macro as it is a series of some of the coolest ideas I've seen in a while. My sister (a huge Sailor Moon fan) sent this to me, and I just had to pass it along. This is seriously epic.

http://www.defectivegeeks.com/2014/12/1 ... onwedding/
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Thank you Maj, that is completely amazing!
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Having someone in my life willing to do something crazy like that would almost make me want to get married again (but probably not).
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Having someone in my life willing to do something crazy like that and allow me input in the brainstorming part would definitely make me care about a wedding.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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and the only things I really liked were about $30,000 (HAHA WHAT). So, instead of throwing away my entire wedding budget on that
Having someone in my life with a year's salary to blow on one party would make me pretend to care about a lot.
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Josh_Kablack wrote:
and the only things I really liked were about $30,000 (HAHA WHAT). So, instead of throwing away my entire wedding budget on that
Having someone in my life with a year's salary to blow on one party would make me pretend to care about a lot.
I'd pretend to care for way less than 30k.
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Who am I kidding, I'd care if someone bought me a bag of Reese's Pieces. I'm not exactly high-maintenance here...
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This is from Lokathor's tumblr-
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Technically, it wasn't just because Prometheus stole fire. He also tricked Zeus into eternally accepting inedible animal parts as sacrifices, and, according to some myths, taught humans astronomy and explained the cause of lightnings, directly reducing Zeus's power.

And, well, he is the creator of humankind.
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Holy shit that is adorable as fuck.
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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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the old saying still applies to that one.
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