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Anarchist librarian kid, folks. Doing Ghost's work.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
You know, all those... People enforcing Big Government Laws against lending your property. For fucks sake. Solution is really easy. Fuck Private Schools.
I want to find that punk, and borrow all their books and keep them, and laugh manically.
I want to find that punk, and borrow all their books and keep them, and laugh manically.
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The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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Teacup.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Latest Australian wildlife just down the road from us?
A tiny invisible nematode that gets onto your skin when you are gardening and then SLOWLY EATS YOUR SKIN OFF.
Gardeners in that area are now advised to wear gloves at all times while gardening, that should do right?
A tiny invisible nematode that gets onto your skin when you are gardening and then SLOWLY EATS YOUR SKIN OFF.
Gardeners in that area are now advised to wear gloves at all times while gardening, that should do right?
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... so that you can be a jerk? I don't even get what this post is saying; the sentences seem to be in opposition to each-other.Kaelik wrote:You know, all those... People enforcing Big Government Laws against lending your property. For fucks sake. Solution is really easy. Fuck Private Schools.
I want to find that punk, and borrow all their books and keep them, and laugh manically.
All it would really do is set the kid back some cash, and make him institute a 'one book at a time' policy as well as a blacklist.Ice9 wrote:... so that you can be a jerk? I don't even get what this post is saying; the sentences seem to be in opposition to each-other.Kaelik wrote:You know, all those... People enforcing Big Government Laws against lending your property. For fucks sake. Solution is really easy. Fuck Private Schools.
I want to find that punk, and borrow all their books and keep them, and laugh manically.
As much as I hate to interrupt Kaelik's incoherent ranting, the entire story is probably a fake anyway.
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I hate Seinfeld (mostly because the man himself is one of those "damned pc kids, I'm not allowed to be funny anymore!!" shitheads), but this is actually pretty perfect. Although I think Kramer is probably more of a ranger...
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
He still does the comedy, he just also spends all his time complaining about how meany PC people are not letting him do comedy.MGuy wrote:You hate him why exactly? I'm pretty sure he still does comedy even with the recent resurgence of PC culture.
It's like being annoyed by a football player spending all his time on TV whining about how the game is shit now that he can't give people concussions.
It doesn't matter how good he is at his job, he talks all the time about it in a way that makes it clear he is a terrible person and he is totally wrong about objectively, what is going on in his profession.
The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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Kramer is crazy and would be a binder. In Rifts he would be a Crazy. In Shadowrun Kramer would be a hacker.Prak wrote: I hate Seinfeld (mostly because the man himself is one of those "damned pc kids, I'm not allowed to be funny anymore!!" shitheads), but this is actually pretty perfect. Although I think Kramer is probably more of a ranger...
I was kind of remarking on the actor being a racist bag of shit.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.