It wouldn't let me recover my password for a while. Not sure what was going on with the automated thing, but eh.
Let's kick things off by returning the subject to some Epic Level Fail.
So I receive this email from Joshua J Frost who will henceforth be referred to as Mr. Douchebag:
Mr. Douchebag wrote:Your behavior today on our messageboards has gone over the line. Your bizarre paranoia that you're being stalked (you're not, I read every single one of Aelryinth's posts), your sexually explicit posts ("You are now arguing that the casters should be devoting their time to stroking off the Fighter because he can't get laid on his own. "Make me hard!""), and your general lack of respect for our repeated warnings to correct your behavior ("Even if I 'play nice' as the Super Happy Fun Time mods obsessively advocate I still get a hate squad attacking me without provocation") have pushed you to the point of no return.
You are no longer welcome on our messageboards, you are no longer able to post on our messageboards, and I'd *strongly* encourage you not to create sock puppets again to attempt to circumvent the ban since we'll find them and ban them too. Continued attempts to post on our boards will force us to contact your ISP as it's almost certain your behavior violates their terms of service.
Now let's review. There are 3 points here that supposedly justify a permanent ban.
The first is the Aelryinth fiasco. It is not paranoia if they actually are out to get you, and there is months of documented and recorded history to back this along with many witnesses. This mod guy made absolutely no attempt to verify this or investigate beyond supposedly his own forum. Except the issue is that the guy is stalking me onto multiple forums. He just automatically assumed I was making stuff up without even knowing me. Assuming makes an ass out of you and me.
The second is the 'sexually explicit' posts. Which are just continued plays off that joke where someone says "Make me hard!" when discussing what melee can do and why they shouldn't need buffs to function yet nothing happens to that guy except people laugh, because it's funny.
The third was acknowledgment of a failed test. I take their advice, and it means nothing and changes nothing thereby proving them hypocritical fucks. Not that there was ever any doubt in my mind, just when working when the Paizils it is necessary to repeat the very obvious.
So basically I get perm banned because of a legitimate issue I tried to resolve through the proper channels (flagging posts, etc), a silly joke, and telling some posters off for pressing the attack even when I was 'playing nice' as the little hypocritical bastards claim to want. I then get threatened with legal issues. Who the fuck jammed a quarterstaff up this guy's ass? Seriously, that's way over the top in stupidity, epic fail, and general bullshit. All at once. They didn't even bother warning me or anything.
Now to be fair, only the majority of the Paizils are full of Fail, not all of them. Some of them have some sense, or are even quite intelligent. Regardless, the vocal majority drowns out everything else with passive aggressive attacks while claiming to be nice and mods that get butthurt when you consistently prove them and their minions to be wrong so they go around making up random bullshit excuses to ban you. (the proof's right there)
Between that and what they call 'professional' on all counts I have to wonder if they have a 12 year old puberty stricken kid running the show over there. That's about the worst behavior I've seen, and I regularly work with the extremely mentally ill who have issues even understanding what logic and reason are, much less what these things mean. Yet even the 'crazies' get it eventually. I do not hold out that inkling of hope for the offender here. Hell, it's worse than Aelryinth. At least he's a funny troll.
So just as a fair warning, Logic, Reason, and Math are bannable offenses to the Paizo mind. All must submit to the collective stupidity. Blessed Be the Dumbfucks, and all that jazz.
Who was it that threw a bullshit storm at Frank? Was it this Josh clown or someone else?
Edit: Some more Lols, from Mr. Douchebag's profile.
Roy delivers! wrote:Full Name
Joshua J. Frost
Race
Undead
Classes/Levels
Events Wizard 17
Gender
Masculine
Size
5 ft. base/10 ft. reach
Age
Pre-history
Special Abilities
Improved Flip You For Real, Weapon Focus: Wit
Alignment
Chaotic Jerk
Deity
The Holy Chao
Location
Don't bother asking me, I'm a loon.
Languages
Jive, Slang, Wit, and Smack
Occupation
Director of the Paratheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric
Homepage URL
onemansvoice.com (personal, non-work blog)
Strength 16
Dexterity 17
Constitution 14
Intelligence 18
Wisdom 3
Charisma 199
Chaotic Jerk, Delusions, and a Wis of 3 (which goes right along with insanity). Sounds about right. Ok, so he's a child troll mod. That's so much Epic Fail it loops around to Epic What The Fuck. Then back to Epic Fail.