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Count Arioch the 28th · Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:09 pm

Hay, something that's not Tzor:

CatharzGodfoot · Post by **CatharzGodfoot** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:40 pm

But where does he keep the amp???

Count Arioch the 28th · Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:33 am

I'll ask, but I think he doesn't give a fuck.

Hicks · Post by **Hicks** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:19 am

It's a wireless setup. Not pictured is the beach where there are 30 foot amplifier towers, each of which is on fire, spread out every hundred feet, while a dragon circles overhead doing backup vocals. Also, that's not a just a surf board, it's a surf board balanced on the back of a megaladon. Obviously, this image is reDQlous.

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:54 pm

Chamomile · Post by **Chamomile** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:31 pm

I'm going to say that the incident above did not actually happen. The issue sounds very one-sided and asking whether or not they're doing the right thing when yes, they are obviously doing the right thing strikes me as suspicious.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:36 pm

Duudee . . .

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:20 pm

(testing)

Chamomile · Post by **Chamomile** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:34 pm

Doom wrote:(testing)

I hate you.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:28 pm

Chamomile wrote:
Doom wrote:(testing)
I hate you.

what did i miss?

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:22 am

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:33 am

f. the incorrect assumption that giraffes reach up to eat

(They don't. The best theory is so that A. They can see far - turns out they ARE herd animals, their herds are just spread out due to each individual being a comms tower, and B. They can fight each other with their heads and necks)

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:44 am

giraffe wrote:f. the incorrect assumption that giraffes reach up to eat

What?

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:02 am

"The diagram below best illustrates f) the incorrect assumption that giraffes reach up to eat."

Giraffes eat acacia trees. Well, not the entire tree. But they don't reach up to get the highest leaves or whatever. The trees aren't towering above them so that you need long legs and necks*. Well I should amend that: sometimes they will reach up to the tops of some trees, but usually they reach across to eat things at body height, or even reach down to eat the grass.

*They have a much cooler defence mechanism: they can sense when a giraffe is near, and let out a warning scent to alert other trees... so they can... run away?

Count Arioch the 28th · Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:08 am

It warns the trees they are about to be eaten, so they brace themselves by releasing chemicals and stuff to help whatever it is plants do to heal (is clotting the right word? I dunno, plants are gross.)

Chamomile · Post by **Chamomile** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:43 am

g. giraffes die from starvation and decay to the bone faster than they can finish eating a single mouthful of leaves.

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:49 am

Koumei wrote:Giraffes eat acacia trees. Well, not the entire tree. But they don't reach up to get the highest leaves or whatever. The trees aren't towering above them so that you need long legs and necks*. Well I should amend that: sometimes they will reach up to the tops of some trees, but usually they reach across to eat things at body height, or even reach down to eat the grass.

Thanks for clarifying because what you were saying sounded pretty absurd to someone who's sat in acacia trees (be careful - the thorns are like quilting needles!), watched giraffes eat, and even fed them herself. Even a glimpse on Wikipedia shows a giraffe [being able to] reach.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:50 am

Nah, that one was a vampire, the others staked it.

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:23 am

We are getting so many possible answers to this!

And yeah, it occurred to me that I should clarify, Maj. "Wait a minute, I can't say they never do that, they totally do, when they feel like it."

We have non-thorny acacia trees in Australia. I know, right? We get the less dangerous version, what are the chances?

Personally I hope to cross-breed acacias with bananas so we can get trees that can detect giraffes and run away... well, walk away. Really really slowly.

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:38 am

h. Acacia trees are never, ever short. They spring into being with the lowest branches 4 metres off the ground.

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:00 am

i. African carrion-eaters are ridiculously efficient. Like, there's some ants just moseying along off camera, and the moment meat hits the ground, they strip it all away in seconds without even disturbing the bones.

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Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:37 pm

Juton · Post by **Juton** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:54 pm

Having just started BG2 I agree: SHUT UP IMOEN!

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 5:30 pm

Having played that intro dungeon over 50 times... FUCK YEAH!

K · Post by K » Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:10 pm

When I played BG2, I abandoned Imoen as soon as I got out of the first dungeon, then picked her up when I did her special quest, and then dropped her off again.

That game was much easier with one character, so I just had my main guy solo the whole game.