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The guy in charge of the Knights of Columbus Honor Guard oftens sends me crap mail. It's a video but not a You-Tube one. Bugatti Veyron Super Sport Amazing 431km/h. I'm told they are sold out already. ;-)

It gives the term "burn rubber" a brand new meaning.
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No it does not . .
The Tires are only good for 10 minutes at that speed, that much is true . .
But the tank is empty after about 6 minutes or so . .
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In my car, the tires (which are not expensive) tend to last for more than 1.6666666 fill ups.
Jesus Christ, this is the only fucking place where people argue over the term "burn rubber."
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i'm not arguing.
i'm wise-assing.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Man, I love Top Gear. We watched the fifth episode of last season last night and I love the demolition with military vehicles. Those guys must have so much fun filming (and costing BBC a bloody fortune).
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Watch the episode where Jeremy drives a Reliant Robin 5 miles; that was the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life.
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Agreed. That had us crying. I can't look at a three-wheeled car the same way.

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The amazon review page of the pepper spray used on the student protesters has some interesting comments now, like :
I casually used this product to try to disperse a small band of non-violent campers who had locked their arms together. Although initially it seemed to be effective, it took two applications! The worst part is that the next day they multiplied exponentially! Now what?

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The song meme that has taken India over in a storm. A comparison could be drawn to either Rick Astley or Charlie Sheen. It is totally understandable by anyone because it's in Tinglish (tamil-english) :)

WHy this kolaveri...

IT's all in Tanglish - Tamil-english.
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Front Page Films does a series of very short doctor patient skits that are funny.
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I give you the worst YouTube video ever made on the history of mankind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
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Gx1080 wrote:I give you the worst YouTube video ever made on the history of mankind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
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For some good ole fashioned corny christmas cheer.
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Maj wrote:Man, I love Top Gear. We watched the fifth episode of last season last night and I love the demolition with military vehicles. Those guys must have so much fun filming (and costing BBC a bloody fortune).
I saw their Iraq episode and almost died laughing. "Evasive manuevers" to cross the tarmac? When they figured out what city they were in, it just got funnier. Erbil is in Kurdistan, and the Kurds keep a tight reign on their internal border. I've been to Arbil, and it's more civilized than prerevolution Egypt. They have speed limit signs and roadway markings, for Pete's sake. Those guys weren't in any danger.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64cWzSai ... ideo_title

Psychic Pebble has some good videos.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

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Pizza Boomerang (NSFW)

What the fuck did I just watch?
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I loled.

That was about my reaction.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb5ev2Dp4I0

IGN hosts people who give gaming a bad name, and also some guys who can't manage to make a boss for a horror RTS in an hour.
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name_here wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb5ev2Dp4I0

IGN hosts people who give gaming a bad name, and also some guys who can't manage to make a boss for a horror RTS in an hour.
Those were horrible. If I were in the industry I'd be bleeding rage out my eyes at these schmucks. Hell, my brother is in computer game design so I rage for him.

I somehow was led to this via falling down a tunnel of related links starting from senorgif I think. I'd never imagined sexy archery before. Daaaaaaaaaaaamn.
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name_here wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb5ev2Dp4I0

IGN hosts people who give gaming a bad name, and also some guys who can't manage to make a boss for a horror RTS in an hour.
I couldn't watch the whole thing because I was too busy hating all the people. Was the goal to do some sort of Celebrity Apprentice deal, where only the most annoying person gets to the end? I don't get it.

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