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BAN DHMO!

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Seriously! Ban DHMO

We want to stop Wall Street from abusing people and controlling the government, we want to stop having to worry about H1N1, we want to stop government from violating UN Human Rights, we want the option for a decent education and health of all Americans without fear of prejiduce or religious or other persecution; then we have to get rid of the largest cause that is affecting the minds of these people in power.

This addictive drug is given to children form the moment they are born, and it has greatly affected American citizens, and the government still insisted on people being required to take it!

Do you have any idea how many people died form the consumption of DHMO per year? Have you ever seen anyone go through withdrawl from DHMO? It is worse the withdrawl from heroine. It is harder to kick than tobacco.

We really need to get together for the safety of ourselves and our children and protect everyone from this destructive chemical.

There is more DHMO waste pumped out of companies than anything other chemical.
How silly have people become with all their fear of every little thing this day and age?

I know many people already know about this, but wonder how many didn't before they started reading this thread? Were you convinced when you first read this thread that DHMO was a bad thing, and is there anything else like H1N1 or other conspiracies that you took for face value from the first person that said it to you, or did you do some research?

What other things have you seen people go overboard on in the world lately out of uneducated fear?



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:roll:
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Oh no, ban the water quick. :rofl:
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Yup, cause just like universal single-payer public option health care, and H1N1 vaccine, it is going to kill us all!
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We are already doomed. Time my friends. Time will kill us! It will come from the shadows with its pointy hands of time telling DOOOOOM!
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I'm curious how many people have read this and actually jumped on board. I've seen this emailed around before in a serious fashion, and I know too many people who will take anything in an email as fact.

It would be both fun and terrible to witness.
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I really wish people would stop with the forwarding of bullshit. For every funny e-mail I get, I get five unfunny idiotic ones. Or at least, I would, if my spam blocker let them through.
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I frequently reply to my grandmother with a snopes link.
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Post by Josh_Kablack »

This was funny as hell....20 years ago.
"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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Nobody is reading the spoiler?
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I’m sorry, what were you saying about the spoiler?

I’ve been involved in too many wars in college over the issue of Hydrogen hydroxide vs. Dihydrogen Monoxide to last me a lifetime.

The joke is that technically it is a “greenhouse” gas. Anyone want to trade DHMO credits?
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Hey retard. Nobody needed to read the spoiler, because it genuinely doesn't matter.

It's okay, because your 15, but we all saw this 10 years ago and don't care about the joke anymore.

It's not funny the second time around, and everyone over 15 has seen it already.
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tzor wrote:I’m sorry, what were you saying about the spoiler?

I’ve been involved in too many wars in college over the issue of Hydrogen hydroxide vs. Dihydrogen Monoxide to last me a lifetime.

The joke is that technically it is a “greenhouse” gas. Anyone want to trade DHMO credits?
The spoiler that isn't my sig, is the meat of this thread. I just wrote something up for the DHMO, so I wasn't copying directly form anyone else.

Like the vaccine and people who won't take it, and other fear based delusions; who here has fallen prey to such as those in the Wikipedia list?

I grabbed DHMO because it should be one of the most well known hoaxes, that catch people off guard that aren't paying attention to it, as an example.
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Post by Koumei »

I recall reading the "Ban DHMO" flier ~10 years ago. And saw a "Let's see how dumb uni/college students are" video clip a few years ago.

They also had one where they went to girls at a uni and got them to sign a petition to end women's suffrage. That one was new to me, kinda' funny.
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Josh_Kablack wrote:This was funny as hell....20 years ago.
It all matches my theory that Shadzar is a 13 year old idiot somehow trapped in time since the 1980s.
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Post by Crissa »

I think he's actually equating it with m_l's vaccine thread.

I'm not sure. The double spoiler at the end spoils his spoilers.

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Hey, I like the spoiler in his sig.
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One is a signature as noted by the forum software that adds the partial line with underscores before the signature. To prevent any signature to not cause the page to be full of crap with each post, but only has the smaller sized spoiler allotment attached.

I have no idea how to make the signature look more separate from the rest of the post in case of spoilers next to each other.
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Blank space would do wonders, as would typing more things after the spoiler. Just don't end your posted area with a spoiler, since you already end your entire post with an automatic spoiler.

White space is totally underrated by many new internet posters.

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Use your real estate wisely because you only have 80x25 characters. Yup.

Hopefully the change made will let people know what is what. MAny people complain because the "whitespace" I leave in posts as is breaking things beyond a few sentences for legibility.
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good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
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Post by RobbyPants »

Shadzar, this is a thread in a forum with many posts. Scrolling is a necessary evil. Stop whining about screen real estate. :p
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But it makes my post so high up on the page and I am afraid of heights. :shocked: :tongue:
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Swordslinger wrote:Or fuck it... I'm just going to get weapon specialization in my cock and whip people to death with it. Given all the enemies are total pussies, it seems like the appropriate thing to do.
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good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
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