Argue about wizards, Forgotten Realms, etc. here

A Man In Black · Post by **A Man In Black** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:02 pm

Instead of in the Pathfinder thread.

Psychic Robot · Post by **Psychic Robot** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:09 pm

in before the stupid

CapnTthePirateG · Post by **CapnTthePirateG** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:23 pm

Forgotten Realms is lame.

Dean · Post by **Dean** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:30 pm

Wizards are lame

Josh_Kablack · Post by **Josh_Kablack** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:42 pm

Wizards don't belong in the Forgotten Realms

Hicks · Post by **Hicks** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:14 pm

The Forgotten Realms don't belong in wizards.

koz · Post by **koz** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:16 pm

Wizards don't belong in wizards.

Vebyast · Post by **Vebyast** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:20 pm

Wizards wizards belong in wizards

CapnTthePirateG · Post by **CapnTthePirateG** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:18 pm

To wizard or not to wizard, that is the question.

Psychic Robot · Post by **Psychic Robot** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:22 pm

someone do the xzibit meme

Chamomile · Post by **Chamomile** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:27 pm

Wizzer? I hardly know 'er!

PoliteNewb · Post by **PoliteNewb** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:38 am

Mister_Sinister wrote:Wizards don't belong in wizards.

Wizards definitely belong in wizards, especially in Forgotten Realms when it seems like a lot of wizards are hot chicks.

Endovior · Post by **Endovior** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:58 am

PoliteNewb wrote:
Mister_Sinister wrote:Wizards don't belong in wizards.
Wizards definitely belong in wizards, especially in Forgotten Realms when it seems like a lot of wizards are hot chicks.

/thread

Hicks · Post by **Hicks** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:11 pm

First level wizards have access to disguise self, so there is no guarantee those hot chicks aren't really just a wrinkly old Elminster; since it is Forgotten Realms, it probably is Elminster, and the only way to know for sure is to touch the hot chicks. At first this goes really well, and then it goes tragically wrong; any Forgotten Realms with wrinkley old wizards masquerading as hot chicks is a realm you want to forget.

Whatever · Post by **Whatever** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 5:09 pm

Psychic Robot wrote:someone do the xzibit meme

RadiantPhoenix · Post by **RadiantPhoenix** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:33 pm

Hicks wrote:First level wizards have access to disguise self, so there is no guarantee those hot chicks aren't really just a wrinkly old Elminster; since it is Forgotten Realms, it probably is Elminster, and the only way to know for sure is to touch the hot chicks. At first this goes really well, and then it goes tragically wrong; any Forgotten Realms with wrinkley old wizards masquerading as hot chicks is a realm you want to forget.

Elminster can know and use Alter Self, even touching them isn't good enough.

JigokuBosatsu · Post by **JigokuBosatsu** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:12 pm

RadiantPhoenix wrote: Elminster can know and use Alter Self, even touching them isn't good enough.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Korwin · Post by **Korwin** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:30 pm

Shit Elminster was a hot chick once...

Dominicius · Post by **Dominicius** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:44 pm

Do not remind me of that terrible, terrible book...

Hicks · Post by **Hicks** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:42 am

Hey, Dominicius. Do remember that terrible, terrible book where Elminster was a hot chick?

Maxus · Post by **Maxus** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:08 am

I never read THAT terrible, terrible book.

I did, however, make it through the Drizzt books (and assorted related works) until, oh, the end of the Trilogy In Which Nothing Happened.

You know, with the king orc.

Judging__Eagle · Post by **Judging__Eagle** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:38 am

Wizard Wizard, wizard Wizard Wizard.

I know it's not quite 'Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo', but it's close.

PoliteNewb · Post by **PoliteNewb** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:00 am

Hicks wrote:First level wizards have access to disguise self, so there is no guarantee those hot chicks aren't really just a wrinkly old Elminster; since it is Forgotten Realms, it probably is Elminster, and the only way to know for sure is to touch the hot chicks. At first this goes really well, and then it goes tragically wrong; any Forgotten Realms with wrinkley old wizards masquerading as hot chicks is a realm you want to forget.

I'm sure some people are going to think I'm gross, but who gives a fuck? I don't care if the hot chick I am boning is secretly a wrinkly old man, as long as I don't have to deal with beards and old man balls. If things stay in "hot chick territory" for the duration of the naked timez, I don't care what he looks like when he goes home.

My definition of what is fun to have sex with depends entirely on present sensations. If you look and feel like a hot chick, I will probably be cool with sexing you. I don't care what you look and feel like most of the time; just the times when you and I are naked together. I don't care if you're Elminster, a mind flayer, whatever.

tl/dr: I am fine with getting a BJ from a convincing tranny.

Count Arioch the 28th · Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:02 am

There ain't nothin' gay about getting a BJ.

Aharon · Post by **Aharon** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:21 pm

@PoliteNewb
If the old wrinkly wizard is nice enough to use polymorph, you don't have to deal with beard&balls. The OP's scenario however is based on disguise self, which doesn't change tactile sensation