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State constitution, not declaration of independence with no legal standing.Prak_Anima wrote:I could see using the whole "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" to try and give sperm and ova rights, but... well, even the most crack pot pro-life person doesn't think "life" starts with sex cells...
@Crissa. The short answer is it doesn't.
I assume they put some shit in the Con that says "Contraception is teh bads!" But it's not actually helpful, because Griswold and Roe still apply, and Constitutional imaginary privacy rights that were selectively incorporated by judicial review about the 14th amendment apply equally as forcefully to state constitutions as they do to state laws.
Unless they are attempting to give the Supreme Court a chance to overturn Roe V Wade, but frankly, the chances of that are small, and they could do the same shit by passing another law.
The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
I assume they elected to forget about the whole "If I have normal sex, then even if I do impregnate the woman, then that's one sperm that lives (more if the ova has divided before this and we get non-identical hexuplets or whatever) and the rest all die. If I don't have sex at all, or even beat off, then an equal number +1 still all die as my body recycles them."?
Maybe they like protecting sperm because they have so much in common: about one in a million manages to turn into a real person.
Maybe they like protecting sperm because they have so much in common: about one in a million manages to turn into a real person.
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
So taken to the extreme then, this idea would mean that [male] masturbation is a crime, as well as having a period... Right?
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I'm about as "right" as they fall, politically, and I can honestly say that I absolutly approve of [male] masturbation, as well as my girlfriend having a period, just not both in the same room at the same time. She has to cut that out.
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shadzar wrote:those training harder get more, and training less, don't get the more.
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You do know that nailing her when she's menstruating usually helps her with her pains, right? Like, sex is the best cure there is for cramps that doesn't have side effects.Hicks wrote:I'm about as "right" as they fall, politically, and I can honestly say that I absolutly approve of [male] masturbation, as well as my girlfriend having a period, just not both in the same room at the same time. She has to cut that out.
Just saying.
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shadzar wrote:those training harder get more, and training less, don't get the more.
Stuff I've MadeLokathor wrote:Anything worth sniffing can't be sniffed
More gibberish. Apparently, not mentioning Red Dawn until paragraph 23 and deigning to mention To Wong Foo is horribly slanted coverage.
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I can't speak for Hicks, but the reason I put a specification in there is that female masturbation doesn't generally involve wasting reproductive material, so it wouldn't be touched on by this new idiocy (in theory).Native Jovian wrote:But no masturbating for chicks?
The only reason why I, personally, disapprove of masturbation is that it's a waste of valuable time when I could be having sex instead.
QFTNeeek wrote:You do know that nailing her when she's menstruating usually helps her with her pains, right? Like, sex is the best cure there is for cramps that doesn't have side effects.
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shadzar wrote:those training harder get more, and training less, don't get the more.
Stuff I've MadeLokathor wrote:Anything worth sniffing can't be sniffed
This is possibly the only valid reason to disapprove*. Well done.Maj wrote: The only reason why I, personally, disapprove of masturbation is that it's a waste of valuable time when I could be having sex instead.
*And obviously doesn't apply to your partner being away/not in the mood/highly infectious, or the person in question being a lonely, miserable old cow.
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
I don’t want to nit pick, but the whole system is designed for waste. The average life of a sperm even within the male is only a matter of days (this wasn’t as easy as you might think to try to Google, most sources only care about sperm life after ejaculation). Depending on the environment the life span outside the male is minutes to hours to days.Maj wrote:I can't speak for Hicks, but the reason I put a specification in there is that female masturbation doesn't generally involve wasting reproductive material, ...
Despite the Monty Python song “every sperm is sacred,” the Catholic Church has always considered masturbation as an offense against chastity; which is really more of a proper attitude towards procreation in general.
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I don't understand how that's possible. One time during a deep depression, I didn't achieve any sort of release for a period of about two months and got painfully backed up. I honestly don't understand how a man can go great lengths of time and not be in constant agony.
I have no opinions on female masturbation. They can do whatever the hell they want, they obviously don't want anything to do with me regardless.
I have no opinions on female masturbation. They can do whatever the hell they want, they obviously don't want anything to do with me regardless.
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I think you may find, remarkably the "nocturnal emissions" are also frowned upon by the religious right.
I also love how Tzor is pretending to be reasonable by disapproving of masturbation on a "chastity" basis instead. "I'm more sane because I have even less of a reason behind my disapproval!" That's hilarious.
I also love how Tzor is pretending to be reasonable by disapproving of masturbation on a "chastity" basis instead. "I'm more sane because I have even less of a reason behind my disapproval!" That's hilarious.
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No, he's seriously right. The backup isn't sperm, it's other seminal fluids hanging out in the seminal vesicle. It can cause prostate problems if it isn't 'treated'.Crissa wrote:That's why we know they're lying or delusional, Count. It's also possible for a male to have relief while asleep, too.
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If I get turned on for any major length of time (more than an hour or two), and I don't get relief, I get some serious cramps. I have no idea why, but I do.Count Arioch wrote:I didn't achieve any sort of release for a period of about two months and got painfully backed up.
There's a lot of truth in that, but the point remains that women can't lose eggs by masturbating.tzor wrote:I don’t want to nit pick, but the whole system is designed for waste.
Seeing as how I was not raised Catholic, I have no idea about the Church's view on things... If the issue with masturbation is actually chastity, not wasting of reproductive material, then what's the deal with contraception?tzor wrote:Despite the Monty Python song “every sperm is sacred,” the Catholic Church has always considered masturbation as an offense against chastity; which is really more of a proper attitude towards procreation in general.
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Because contraception reduces the obvious consequence of heterosexual intercourse--namely, pregnancy. The threat of pregnancy is enough to shy away enough people who would've otherwise had sex if there's no way to reduce it.
Thus the church achieves its goals of having less people fucking.
This stance of course creates a lot of other problems like, oh, AIDs and unwanted/unsupported pregnancies. Because people love to have sex and the threat of death and loss of livelihood will only deter a fraction of the people. But if you sufficiently lack empathy then hundreds of thousands of people getting HIV is a small price to pay to stop people from having sex, eh?
Thus the church achieves its goals of having less people fucking.
This stance of course creates a lot of other problems like, oh, AIDs and unwanted/unsupported pregnancies. Because people love to have sex and the threat of death and loss of livelihood will only deter a fraction of the people. But if you sufficiently lack empathy then hundreds of thousands of people getting HIV is a small price to pay to stop people from having sex, eh?
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