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From a different forum, which I will not link to:
"I should also state that I prefer to use rules raw; I just do not agree the gm should be restricted to raw."
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fectin wrote:From a different forum, which I will not link to:
"I should also state that I prefer to use rules raw; I just do not agree the gm should be restricted to raw."
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Since Chamomile beat me to it, I guess I'll have to come up with another one.

"No, you have to follow suit if you can. That means playing the same kind as the first player led."
(from last night's game of Oh Hell)

Is this how it works?
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Sunday night, my brother said this to me during D&D:

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erik wrote:Since Chamomile beat me to it, I guess I'll have to come up with another one.

"No, you have to follow suit if you can. That means playing the same kind as the first player led."
(from last night's game of Oh Hell)

Is this how it works?
That is how it works in most trick taking games, from Bridge to Hearts to Anaconda. Furthermore, playing a card "off suit" (that is: when you don't have any cards of the lead suit) makes you automatically lose the trick unless the card is Trump (for those games that have trump suits). So once trumps are out, you can take a lot of cards just by being the last guy with Spades at the table - even if those remaining spades are 3s and 4s.

Whether taking these extra tricks is good (Bridge), bad (Hearts), or indeterminate (Anaconda), depends greatly on the specifics of the game.

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Post by erik »

Noooo, i meant is this how the quoting of pointless things works. Damn ambiguity.
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So, I was reading a gemstone encyclopaedia today, and there was a picture in it:

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When I asked my son what it was, his response? A Government.

So I asked him what a government does (to see if he actually had any clue what he was talking about). It protects the city!

My son has a vague concept of government and its function, and the visualization for this concept is a stodgy old man. Quite frankly, I think that's some of the most revealing political commentary I've heard in a while.

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