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Few things are as terrifying to me as just the concept of extended lungs.
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Why?
If it worked it would be one of the best QOL things you could ever do.
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Extended Lungs do sound kinda sweet. I was born with pectum excavatus and had most of my ribs surgically broken and reset surgically at age 3. I used to wonder if there were lesser forms of Cystic Fibrosis or if I just had Exercise Induced Asthma to explain my difficulty with breathing. It took me until college to make the connection that my surgical history was why my lung capacity was such shit. I think in my peak physical shape I could hold my breath for 1 min tops. Nowadays it is more like 30 seconds, maybe.
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This isn't a single image, but a collection of many. There's some great stuff there. The people who created that imgur collection have an Actual Play podcast here.

https://unknownarmiesprep.imgur.com/

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Want to know whats even worse?
Because of this, one of the biggest cases in the area of electronic data usage by big companies has been for naught . .
It was decided by several courts in germany that Facebook can not cross reference the user data of the whatsapp messenger and facebook profiles, especially not of users that do not have a facebook account.

And now because of this, they get to openly state that they will do it anyway, because the german courts and laws are now no longer responsible for this.
Some other entity in ireland is. TADA! Globalization once again makes stuff worse for people.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Darth Rabbitt wrote:Spoilered for nightmare fuel:
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Is that supposed to be stylized off of the old Scary Stories books?
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Is that supposed to be stylized off of the old Scary Stories books?
Yes. Yes it is.
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Stahlseele wrote:Want to know whats even worse?
Because of this, one of the biggest cases in the area of electronic data usage by big companies has been for naught . .
It was decided by several courts in germany that Facebook can not cross reference the user data of the whatsapp messenger and facebook profiles, especially not of users that do not have a facebook account.

And now because of this, they get to openly state that they will do it anyway, because the german courts and laws are now no longer responsible for this.
Some other entity in ireland is. TADA! Globalization once again makes stuff worse for people.
As I understand it, Facebook can be sued in every Country of the EU...
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Yeah, got the pre edit joke eventually but at first was like "What does Tom Selleck have to do with timed hits?"
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What ungodly nightmare is that? What hell has Ethan wandered into?!
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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What about-
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Or, because it amuses me-
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Prak wrote:Or, because it amuses me-
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I believe the term for this one is pants-on-head retarded.

The other drawing triggers me for getting legs and pedipalps mixed.
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Actually, it was intentional that the pants cover the pedipalps, because they're used in transmission of spider sperm in mating.

Basically, it depends on why you wear pants- to cover your legs, or cover your junk. But technically, the pedipalps aren't junk per se.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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More and more I'm reminded why I don't like spiders.
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
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No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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Today is the 10th anniversary of Loss.

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