I hate third edition

ubernoob · Post by **ubernoob** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:00 am

Fuck you guys and your newfangled crap. I don't want to hear any references about a system which you guys clearly are so familiar with that you have a stickied link to docs that are hundreds of pages of houserules to improve the system. Seriously, the 3E bias here is terrible. Fuck you guys.

Any time shadzar makes a 2E post we can just link him here so he can put his post in a thread where it is on topic.

Josh_Kablack · Post by **Josh_Kablack** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:07 am

I don't know whether to laugh or cry here.

MGuy · Post by **MGuy** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:15 am

I would've thought that this thread might have come with reasoning beyond "its popular so I hate it".

Hicks · Post by **Hicks** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:35 am

Josh_Kablack wrote:I don't know whether to laugh or cry here.

If you do both, will the mods that be lock the thead?

Jilocasin · Post by **Jilocasin** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:19 am

Ha! This right here is one of the main reasons this is the only forum I can consistently stand to read.

Lokathor · Post by **Lokathor** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:29 am

well... I hate it more than you do!

TOZ · Post by **TOZ** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:15 am

I hate you all with the passion of a Nazi.

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:34 am

MGuy wrote:I would've thought that this thread might have come with reasoning beyond "its popular so I hate it".

I hate 3E for getting in the way of my delicious magical tea party. Real RPGs come with rules so incomprehensible you can't actually use them, and I am very disappointed in 3E from stepping away from this point.

I mean, before, I could drive people away from the D&D GM's games just by talking about different saves for fireballs from wands, spells, and breath weapons. Now I have to fall back on the grapple rules. For shame.

virgil · Post by **virgil** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:55 am

TOZ wrote:I hate you all with the passion of a Nazi.

I hate you with the passion of a Nazi in springtime...

TOZ · Post by **TOZ** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:15 am

virgileso wrote:I hate you with the passion of a Nazi in springtime...

Damn you.

PhoneLobster · Post by **PhoneLobster** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:44 am

I hate you with the passion of a Moon Nazi.

Roy · Post by **Roy** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:09 pm

I hate you all with Nerd Rage to the 9,001th power.

Hicks · Post by **Hicks** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:24 pm

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Username17 · Post by **Username17** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:36 pm

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Lago PARANOIA · Post by **Lago PARANOIA** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:37 pm

I hate you people almost as much as I hate Chrono Cross.

Well, maybe not that much.

TOZ · Post by **TOZ** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:49 pm

Roy wrote:I hate you all with Nerd Rage to the 9,001th power.

*crushes scouter* IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!

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Judging__Eagle · Post by **Judging__Eagle** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:52 pm

It's a homebrew version of 2e, and it's not my homebrew version of 2e.

That's why I hate it.

TOZ · Post by **TOZ** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:30 pm

Your homebrew 2e sucks decomposing cock.

RandomCasualty2 · Post by **RandomCasualty2** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:48 pm

I don't want you fuckers selling me your 2E bullshit. I'm a diehard 1E player and I'll never convert!

Fuck your THAC0 and all the rest of the 2nd edition garbage. Real men find the results of hit rolls on attack tables, exactly as Gygax intended. I hate hearing your blasphemy about how you can start as a bard at 1st level.

You munchkins should be ashamed of yourselves.

Roy · Post by **Roy** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:52 pm

FrankTrollman wrote:Does IMAGICORP evolve into iGyrados?

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Heath Robinson · Post by **Heath Robinson** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:58 pm

Edit: By which I mean that I approve of this thread. Quite a damn lot.

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:26 am

Sure is /b/ in here. Anyway.

Lago PARANOIA wrote:I hate you people almost as much as I hate Chrono Cross.

Is that the animu with that nun-girl who looks like Bridget (but isn't a trap), or am I thinking of something else?

Leress · Post by **Leress** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:28 am

Koumei wrote:Sure is /b/ in here. Anyway.

Lago PARANOIA wrote:I hate you people almost as much as I hate Chrono Cross.
Is that the animu with that nun-girl who looks like Bridget (but isn't a trap), or am I thinking of something else?

You are thinking of Chrono Crusade.

MGuy · Post by **MGuy** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:44 am

Yeap Chrono Crusade. Chrono Cross is the "Sequel?" to Chrono Trigger